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1908Revelations · #**256** 07-17-2007, 01:38 AM

Dang lil_sunshine!! I hope you don't have to hand out any ass whoopins!

marquise1911 · #**257** 07-17-2007, 11:04 AM

*Get's in line w/ lil_sunshine and plays NUCK IF YOU BUCK!!!!

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KAPPAtivating · #**258** 07-17-2007, 12:14 PM

Get this you insignificant mutha...if you have nothing better to do than sit around and discuss me, then please include discussions about how you can GET LIKE ME!

Sincerely yours,

The Nicca you love to hate!

black_princess · #**259** 07-17-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dearest T:

You thought I was a b!@tch earlier and last night when I was yelling at you, you ain't seen nothing yet. I am dirty 30 now, and trust me, my motto of "No bullisht" is in full swing. HOLLA!!!!!

This is the quote of the century . . . she said "FULL SWING !! "

lil_sunshine · #**260** 07-18-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by black_princess

This is the quote of the century . . . she said "FULL SWING !! "

And that's dayum right!!!!!!!!! I feel like this: I don't give it to you so don't give it to me. I cut a bunch of people off just based on that quote!

lil_sunshine · #**261** 07-23-2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dearest T:

I don't know what your deal is, but if you ask me to do another favor for you to either keep your Section 8 voucher or your food stamps, I'll knock you into the middle of next year. I don't care if your supervisor told you that you can't take a day off b/c there are only 44 camp days in this summer camp program. You should've been WOMAN enough to tell her that you need to move and need to handle your business so you could do so. But no, you are but a mere child in a 5'8" body and ONLY think about YOURSELF, not anyone else. What a shame......

First off, your triflin' azz tells me to go to your recert appt. for food stamps on my BIRTHDAY, no less. Then you get mad when I don't have all the documents b/c you didn't come to my house to hand them to ME personally. You sent your clepto bro to do your dirty work, which he'd done a half azz job. You know good and dayum well we don't trust him as far as a blind person can see. And then you got nerve to get mad at me b/c I didn't know you sent down a second envelope of documents with the clepto that were needed to complete your recert application. Wench, azz whooping #1 is coming and dat quick!

Then you tell me that your Section 8 voucher is about to expire and I- of all people- need to go to give in all necessary documents to your worker. First, you should've warned me that she was the wench from Hell. Second, you should've made sure that all of the documents you sent me with were signed accurately and up to par. Third, you should've also warned me that she was a perfectionist who would deny your request if you didn't dot your i's and cross your t's. Being that your stuff wasn't up to par on Friday when you first sent me, you have me go again today to hand in your crap. If that weren't enough, the wench from Hell tells me that she won't see me TODAY b/c your appt is for TOMORROW morning @ 9AM!!!!!! And she preferred to complete a Breakdown letter than see me b/c she wanted to leave and go home on time! Now you got your mommy placating me to convince me to go tomorrow morning to this phucking kung fu king office to hand in your documents. Now I'll tell you this, if this crap doesn't go smoothly tomorrow, I'll be handing out azz whoopings as soon as I see you. Oh by the way, you still owe me $40 from when you borrowed money from me to pay your phone bill; for a phone I don't even use!!!!!!!!!! And tell your daddy to get at me too. That nucca owes me $40 too. Let him know I REFUSE to support his beer and nicotine habit any longer. You thought I was a b!@tch earlier and last night when I was yelling at you, you ain't seen nothing yet. I am dirty 30 now, and trust me, my motto of "No bullisht" is in full swing. HOLLA!!!!!

Dearest T:

Here we go again. You need someone to handle your Section 8 biz once again. You had more than enough time this week to write and have notarized another letter for someone to represent you in absentia at your appointment. So you being the selfish Aries you are, have your pushover Pisces bf call me to tell me to do it b/c you don't wanna hear me b!tch at you like I did the last time. You know me and my fam would do anything for HIM, which is why you enlisted his help. So he proceeds to tell me that I should go to this phucking kung fu king appointment tomorrow morning b/c he has a doctor's appointment in order to determine how much he'll get in his monthly disability paychecks. Meanwhile, either you or he forgot that you told me that same lame story last week. So, one of you two idiots are lying and he's BRIBING and BEGGING me to go to this appointment tomorrow morning. If I wasn't so tired, I would've thought quicker on my feet and told the both of you I'm going to a job interview in the morning. Which would've forced you to think of who you could send in my place. Like your lazy retired alcoholic father, stupid!!! Why didn't you put him in your letter? Perhaps b/c, like I stated earlier, you never wrote the letter and now you're taking advantage b!@tch!!!!!!!!! If you have another problem with me and my attitude, GET AT ME!!! MYou know where I stay at, wench!!!!!!

KAPPAtivating · #**262** 07-23-2007, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dearest T:

Here we go again. You need someone to handle your Section 8 biz once again. You had more than enough time this week to write and have notarized another letter for someone to represent you in absentia at your appointment. So you being the selfish Aries you are, have your pushover Pisces bf call me to tell me to do it b/c you don't wanna hear me b!tch at you like I did the last time. You know me and my fam would do anything for HIM, which is why you enlisted his help. So he proceeds to tell me that I should go to this phucking kung fu king appointment tomorrow morning b/c he has a doctor's appointment in order to determine how much he'll get in his monthly disability paychecks. Meanwhile, either you or he forgot that you told me that same lame story last week. So, one of you two idiots are lying and he's BRIBING and BEGGING me to go to this appointment tomorrow morning. If I wasn't so tired, I would've thought quicker on my feet and told the both of you I'm going to a job interview in the morning. Which would've forced you to think of who you could send in my place. Like your lazy retired alcoholic father, stupid!!! Why didn't you put him in your letter? Perhaps b/c, like I stated earlier, you never wrote the letter and now you're taking advantage b!@tch!!!!!!!!! If oyu have another problem with me and my attitude, GET AT ME!!! MYou know where I stay at, wench!!!!!!

GRRRRR! Isn't it an oxymoron that your name is Lil'Sunshine?

PrettyBoy · #**263** 07-23-2007, 03:41 AM

Listen you sack chaser. I told you already, I'm not interested. What part of that don't you understand. I was sitting here at Borders minding my own business reading, and you want to bring your hoe a$$ over here again. I don't know you, and you don't know me. We are the total opposite. YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE AND I'M NOT YOURS! I don't go out with women that wear "trax" you long fingernail havin' no good, FAKE, gold diggin', sack chasin' game playing IDIOT! Go on somewhere and leave me alone.

Listen, this is what I think of you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ac_7EmYGXs

lil_sunshine · #**264** 07-24-2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

GRRRRR! Isn't it an oxymoron that your name is Lil'Sunshine?

I'm still lil_sunshine. I've always been a ray of light to guide the lost and help them find their way. Unfortunately for T and her man, they made me angry. They both tried to feed me bullisht, and I'm choosing to toss it out in this thread in big black Hefty bags. Don't worry, they're tied up tight!

KAPPAtivating · #**265** 07-26-2007, 10:45 PM

Lil' Brother, I'm glad we're cool again and I didn't have to shed any of your blood!

1908Revelations · #**266** 08-07-2007, 03:21 PM

Dad shut the eff up!!!!!!!

marquise1911 · #**267** 08-13-2007, 01:50 PM

2 Miami-Dade County Admins:

Hahahaha!!!! I'm so happy they handed y'all ya face on a platter. You wanna fire all those teachers and close schools w/o federal approval. GET READY TO HAVE YOUr @$$ DRAGGED THRU THE MUD!!! Teachers and staff work to hard to be treated like that and so do we. Y'all literally brought ppl to tears bcuz they didn't know if they would have a job 2moro. Y'all had ppl snitching and backstabbing for job security. Y'all made them think they were gonna lose their jobs, but now it looks like you all will. Thanx and Good DAY!!!

cheerfulgreek · #**268** 08-17-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Dad shut the eff up!!!!!!!

Luckie1922 · #**269** 10-11-2007, 11:23 AM

To this one girl that walks pass my office all day

What the f_____ are you looking at?????

G-Kue 1911 · #**270** 10-12-2007, 12:42 AM

TO THE NON AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN MY OFFICE "Sure Mr. White Co-Worker, I can tell you what happen to O.J Simpson, Michael Jackson and Michael Vick….but afterwards I would like for you to talk to me about Jeffery Dahmer, Those crazy a$$ white boys from Columbine, Timothy McVeigh, George Bush, The Unabomber, Robert Downey Jr., Anna Nicole Smith, all of those white Republican senators getting head by other men after aggressively opposing same sex relationships…just let me know when your ready MuthaF&^ka!!!!!!!"
*This is what I’m dying to say every time I here white people talking about Michael and O.J*