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AKA2D '91 · #**256** 03-15-2005, 12:52 PM

Wait! CNN said he followed her from the store, where at 2:30 AM, she went to get 'cancer sticks' to her home.

Then, she said he put a gun to her SIDE and said if she screamed, he would kill her.

Steeltrap · #**257** 03-15-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by 20PearlGirl
I hear what you are saying, but Dress Barn carries Tahari, Bill Blass and some Linda Allard for Ellen Tracy as well---don't sleep on DB

Now do they? I haven't been to a DB in a while. The ones I used to go to had a bunch of polyester garbage, but maybe they're now evolving into something like Burlington Coat Factory, SteinMart or Loehmann's. If that's the case, I'm game. I'm all about Ellen Tracy.

Gyrl7 · #**258** 03-15-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by AKA2D '91
Wait! CNN said he followed her from the store, where at 2:30 AM, she went to get 'cancer sticks' to her home. Then, she said he put a gun to her SIDE and said if she screamed, he would kill her.

Lawdy B. Jesus! See what I mean? So now he followed her....if all the media would get together and tell one story it would be so appreciated by a nosey viewer like me....

Now this is the first I have heard about the cigarettes.

I could write the truth and make it very believable for a measly buck fiddy!

In the whee (altered spelling) hours of Saturday morning a young woman by the name of Ashley Smith discovered she was down to her last cigarette. She often smoked while meditating on God's word.

Ashley decided it was best to go to the 7-11 to purchase more cigarettes before the 4am rush hour of the clubbers. As she was leaving 7-11 at 2:15 she was approached by a young black male fitting the description of the alleged gunman Brian Nichols. He sold her on the idea of how he could save her a small fortune on her cigarettes by switching to Geico. Ashley was very impressed by his presentation and asked him to follow her to her lil mini mansion on the hizzill.

Ashley was a little taken aback when he insisted on using her bathroom. She was hesitant, but she let him in. Once he was inside of her mini mansion he whipped out his gat and told her if she screamed he'd buss a cap in her @&$....... He took his shower, asked her for her pancake recipe and then looked at the table and saw the Holy Bible. Brian wondered why God sent him to 7-11 at a quarter of 12. Brian also wondered why he had to wait two and a half hours for his answer when it hit him.......He didn't know. However, what he did know was that he killed a lot of innocent people and he needed to own up to it. After complying to Brians request of not screaming, Ashley started quoting scriptures to him. He felt pity for her and for the sake of her little girl he let her go. She got on her cell phone with one little icon left due to the fact that it hadn't been charged in a day or so, she was able to get through to the PoPo who is also taking the credit for Brian being captured. I mean after all, if he hadn't gone to the window and saw that there was a cop to practically every door in the complex he never would have broke out the white towel, t-shirt or as of today a single white kleenex tissue and surrendered.

The folks of ATL can now rest assure that because of the quick thinking of Ashley Smith and or Bubba'n'm Peach Tree Street and the surrounding area can go back to life as they know it just peeaachy! .

All donations can be made to Gyrl7's News Forum.....

OrangeMoon · #**259** 03-15-2005, 02:42 PM

^^^ You will not have me looking crazy at work laughing at my computer screen when all is quiet.

Gyrl7 · #**260** 03-15-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by OrangeMoon
^^^ You will not have me looking crazy at work laughing at my computer screen when all is quiet.

Chal it's lunch time.......get'cho laugh on.......

OrangeMoon · #**261** 03-15-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Chal it's lunch time.......get'cho laugh on.......

LOL my boss just walked away shaking her head. I need to laugh again maybe they will send me home...Spring break and all.

AKA2D '91 · #**262** 03-15-2005, 03:20 PM

Gyrl7... YOU ARE NOT RIGHT!

(i was actually believing the "story".

)

OrangeMoon · #**263** 03-15-2005, 03:22 PM

Former WorldCom CEO could face 85 years

NUPE4LIFE · #**264** 03-15-2005, 03:34 PM

Tony and Vanda:

Nancy Grace is so damn bias. She was on Saturday almost in tears over the shooting of Judge Barnes. I think that it was very unprofessional for her to report on a story about someone she was "close" too. I don't know if you saw her coverage of the Scott Peterson trial, but she all but flipped the switch. Yes I thought he was guilty, but her job is not to convey that to the viewer. She needs to be taken off the air. She's doing the same thing with the Michael Jackson case. If I was good with web design, I'd make a website called www.firenancygrace.com.

Any web designers out there wanna help me?

Honeykiss1974 · #**265** 03-15-2005, 03:48 PM

Gyrl7 you are outta control!!

LOLOLOL

NUPE4LIFE · #**266** 03-15-2005, 04:14 PM

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/149...headlines=true

Since he left Korn last month to focus on Christianity, Brian "Head" Welch has delivered a sermon from the pulpit, traveled to Israel and been baptized in the Jordan River. Now he's turning his attention to saving souls — and he's decided to

"There is really no way [50] can come back at me through music because it's not from me ... it's from the Big Guy. Even 50 respects the Big Guy." — Head

start with 50 Cent.

Steeltrap · #**267** 03-15-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/149...headlines=true

Since he left Korn last month to focus on Christianity, Brian "Head" Welch has delivered a sermon from the pulpit, traveled to Israel and been baptized in the Jordan River. Now he's turning his attention to saving souls — and he's decided to

"There is really no way [50] can come back at me through music because it's not from me ... it's from the Big Guy. Even 50 respects the Big Guy." — Head

start with 50 Cent.

Thanks for posting this. I can't imagine the liege lord of the G-g-g-g-g-nit!!! being saved, but then again, Little Richard and Mason Betha left popular music for the spiritual realm, so WTH do I know?

AKA2D '91 · #**268** 03-15-2005, 04:20 PM

Don't forget Al Green.

And RRa Kelly who was "soaring with the Lord."

Gyrl7 · #**269** 03-15-2005, 04:35 PM

I wish him luck on trying to convert Curtis (50 Cent) Jackson from driving a Cadillac some Greezy to driving the Missionary Double Back Side of the Road Did I say Missionary Baptist Church van......

@ AKA2D91, I bet my story is more accurate than hers......

Steeltrap · #**270** 03-15-2005, 05:07 PM

^^
Gyrl7 has got to be one of the funniest GC commentators ever.

N-e-ways, here's a pix of Soror Starra and BGA at the New York City Opera's opening-night gala:

Plus, author Pamela Thomas Graham (wife of Lawrence Otis Graham of Our Kind of People infamy) and philanthropist Morris Reid (center and right) with CNBC personality/adman Donnie Deutsch:

Jeffrey Tweedy (Sean John VP) with wife Lisa and former Def Jam executive Kevin Liles: