GC Song Dedications

[sugar and spice]

I'm dedicating Sublime to you-know-who right now.

<3 Brad Nowell



Let me tell you about a girl I know,
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she’d never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
’my brand new car is parked right outside. how’d ya like to go for a ride? ’
And she said.’wait a minute I have to think.’
He said, ’that’s fine. may I please buy you a drink’
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How’d ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.’ if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.’

That’s when things got out of control.
She didn’t want to, he had his way.
She said, ’let’s go’
He said, ’no way!’
Come on babe it’s your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don’t be afraid,
If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.’now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.’
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people won’t you listen to me.
Date rape stylie.

The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, ’ she lies that little slut!’
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.

That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That’s when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.

That’s the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.

Date rape

She didn’t want to take it!

[Tippiechick]

This goes out to the whore named Shelly.

You have tried for FOUR years to take my man. (He won't go, but it's the fact you keep trying.)

I am always one step ahead of you. Haven't ya figured that out yet?

HOMEWRECKER by Gretchen Wilson

Well you're a real hot cookie with your new hairdo
Your high heel boots and your credit card
Long legs and a mini skirt
Yeah you know what works and you work it hard
You smile like such a lady, innocent and sweet
You drive the men folk crazy, but any girl can see
You're just a

CHORUS:
Homewrecker
I know what you're doin'
You think you're gonna ruin what I got, but you're not
Yeah you little go getter
I'll teach you a lesson
If you get to messin' with my man
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a homewrecker

I'm sure you waited for a long, long time
To find a man like mine
But honey you're too late
So before you go and make your move
Maybe me and you should get a few things straight
There's two ways we can do this
I'll let you decide
You can take it somewhere else
Or we can take it outside, you little

Homewrecker
I know what you're doin'
You think you're gonna ruin what I got, but you're not
Yeah you little go getter
I'll teach you a lesson
If you get to messin' with my man
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a homewrecker

Now honey, I'm a Christian, but if you keep it up
I'm-a gonna go to kickin' your pretty little butt
Is that clear enough, yeah, you little

Homewrecker
I'll teach you a lesson
If you get to messin' with my man
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a homewrecker

Yeah you're just a homewrecker
A homewrecker

[TxAPhi]

For everyone from Texas, wishes they were, or wants to come back really bad ---


Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lonestar State
Theres a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway

Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
and the Bush twins want you back
and Pantera wants you back
and Blue Bell wants you back

[lifesaver]

I know this thread has morphed into a general dedication thread, so heres my dedication. To Rockytop. I have heard this song for years, but today was the first time I listend to it. How timely after our phone conversation last night.

HAY SAY MAY
Reckless Kelly
W. BRUN, C. SCHELSKE

GOT A PHONE CALL TODAY
FROM A GIRL WHO WALKED AWAY
BUT I HUNG IT UP BEFARE I HEARD
WHAT IT WAS SHE HAD TO SAY

HAY SAY MAY
I DRINK ALL DAY
DAMN IT I TOLD HER
I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT

FOUND HER LETTER THERE IN MY DRAWER
WHAT IT SAID I’M NOT QUITE SURE
IT’S BEEN SO LONG SCINCE SHE WALKED OUT MY DOOR
THAT I JUST DON’T CARE ANYMORE

I DON’T CARE
FALLING DRUNK DOWN THE STAIRS
DAMN IT I TOLD HER
I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT

I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT
I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT
NOBODY’S CHANGING
THE WAY THAT I’M FEELING TONIGHT
I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT

WELL IT MUST HAVE BEEN TWELVE MONTHES AGO
WHEN I FOUND IT SLIPED UNDER MY DOOR
BUT I NEVER READ IT I GUESS I WAS SORE
AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW NOW WHAT FOR

FOR THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
TWENTY YEARS BEFORE
THERE’S COOKIE CRUMBS ON MY FLOOR
AND I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT

WELL THE MOMENT OF WEAKNESS IT CAME
THEN AS I LOOKED AT HER NAME
I SHOOK MY HEAD AS I STRUCK A MATCH
AND I WATCHED IT ALL GO UP IN FLAMES

UP IN FLAMES
AS I SMOKE MY MARY JANE
GOD DAMN IT I TOLD HER
I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT

EXCEPT FOR MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITYS….
WE’RE DOIN’ ALL RIGHT

[sugar and spice]

for Munchkin and valkyrie . . . a little Warren G. and Nate Dogg?



Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you can’t be any geek off the street,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Regulators! Mount up!

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone

Just hit the eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Seen a car full of girls ain’t no need to tweak
All you skirts know what’s up with 213

So I hooks a left on the 21 and Lewis
Some brothas shootin dice so I said let’s do this
I jumped out the ride, and said what’s up?
Some brothas pulled some gats so I said I’m stuck.

Since these girls peepin' me I’ma glide and swerve
These hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix

I’m gettin' jacked, I’m breakin' myself
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth
They took my rings, they took my Rolex
I looked at the brotha said damn, what’s next?

They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

They got guns to my head
I think I’m going down
I can’t believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin'
It’s a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate

I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
Now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
If you want skirts sit back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb

Now Nate got the freaks
And that’s a known fact
Before I got jacked I was on the same track
Back up back up cause it’s on
N A T E and me
The Warren to the G

Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Nate Dogg and the G-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said oooh I like your size.
She said my car’s broke down and you seem real nice,
Would ya let me ride?
I got a car full of girls and it’s going real swell
The next stop is the eastside motel

I’m tweaking
Into a whole new era
G-funk
Step to this
I dare ya
Funk
On a whole new level

The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble

Chords
Strings
We brings
Melody
G-funk
Where rhythm is life
And life is rhythm


If you know like I know
You don’t wanna step to this
It’s the G-funk era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is a buster
213 will regulate

[aurora_borealis]

This is mainly for ISUKappa, but it is a shout out for all the other Lutherans too (CougADPi, 33Girl, sageofages, KSigRC, and GeekyPenguin by proxy).

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it’s so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
You’re a wild wild little town bitch
Now how ’bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don’t dong
Whoa!

I wanna love ya!

Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I’m talkin’ about I said
Why why why it’ll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Aarrrhhhh...

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
It’ll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt ’bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin’ uh it don’t know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No I’ll never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and it’s here it’s this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
It’s a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!

[AznSAE]

this song is dedicated to all christians out there. this song is great and is starting to grow on me. to watch the video, click here.

Delirious - Inside Outside

Inside outside, under my skin
Never ending love I don’t know where it begins?
I don’t know where it ends, I don’t know how high
I don’t know how deep, I don’t know how wide
Outside inside around the world
Never ending love envelops me like a cloud
I feel you in front, I feel you behind
I feel you up above, And I feel you at the side

And you, you’re all over me, you’re all over me
Your banner is over me, I give it all ‘cos

You still captivate me, fascinate me
You still captivate me, saturate me

Inside outside, pulling me in
No matter where I run I know you’ll never give in
I see you in the storm, I see you in a kiss
I’ve been around the world and never found a love like this

You’re all over me, you’re all over me
You’re everything I want to be
I’m all over you, you’re everything I want to see
You’re all over me

You, still captivate me, fascinate me
You still captivate me, saturate me
You still captivate me, liberate me
You still captivate me

[lifesaver]

Dont ya hate it tho when someone runes a song for you that you used to like? Liek when ya had a song you always liked, you met someone and that was a favorite song of both of ya'lls then you had a bad split and ya cant bear to hear the song, cause it reminds you so much of them? I hate that isht.

[sugar and spice]

I miss this thread, soooo . . .

I'm sending some Journey out to the H&A, just for the hell of it.



Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Don’t stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlight people

[ADqtPiMel]

Thanks to your away message I've had this song in my head all day, H.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by ADqtPiMel
Thanks to your away message I've had this song in my head all day, H.

Thanks to LC and Stephen singing this in the car on "Laguna Beach," I've had it stuck in my head all week.

But really, what song would you rather have stuck in your head than "Don't Stop Believin'"?

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by ADqtPiMel
Thanks to your away message I've had this song in my head all day, H.

I was going to say the same thing - I may or may not have been sitting at my desk humming the tune to this song.

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by KSigkid
I was going to say the same thing - I may or may not have been sitting at my desk humming the tune to this song.

I hope you recorded it for us all to hear.

[KSigkid]

Originally posted by mu_agd
I hope you recorded it for us all to hear.

It'll be on my new CD...I'll also hum tunes from Hall and Oates and Chicago.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by KSigkid
It'll be on my new CD...I'll also hum tunes from Hall and Oates and Chicago.

Beautiful.