Chuck Norris's Recruitment Story

[Chuck Norris]

Originally Posted by dekeguy

Chuck and I were having a brew at the Yale Club in NYC where we were kicking around some old fraternity stories. I asked him what was all that palaver about a sorority rush thread. He laughed and said that it was funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward. His first thought was to simply think the whole NPC out of existance. But, then he remembered that his sister invented the whole Female Greek movement back in the mists of pre-history (shortly after he invented fraternities which took place on the eighth day of creation when the Diety told him to first invent Universities and then make them great experiences via Greek life. Since his sister invented sisterhood that made him a legacy to all female GLOs. He thought that was sort of cool but considering that he had founded DKE and then inspired all of the other male GLOs he figured that as the First DEKE he already had everything a man could want in brotherhood so he needed a Greek lady with whom to beget offspring since, being a gentleman, he obviously could not do so with a sister!
Anyway, he appeared amused by the whole thread. Then he went to the bar and returned with a fresh keg asking me if I wanted another mug or should he just finish the keg before we started serious quaffing.

Just FYI - you may have assumed this was a fake update, but this actually happened. Dekeguy and I are BFFs and hosted a brunch to raise money. Not for a charity or anything. Chuck simply likes rolling around on a big pile of benjamins.

[ASTalumna06]

[TLLK]

So happy that I discovered the best recruitment story on the planet!
Chuck is an alumni of North High School in Torrance, CA Class of 1958 of which my husband, brother-in-law and daughter are also Saxon alumni, and our son will be graduating next year. Needless to say, Chuck's image does appear now and the typically in school art work or in the annual Chalk Walk This year's theme was super heroes so of course he was honored.. Sadly though, the school does not have any photos of Chuck with his pledge sisters on bid day. I believe that NHS administration would be forever grateful if someone could forward a photo of Chuck receiving his Delta Force bid.





https://www.biography.com/actor/chuck-norris

[Chuck Norris]

Originally Posted by TLLK

So happy that I discovered the best recruitment story on the planet!
Chuck is an alumni of North High School in Torrance, CA Class of 1958 of which my husband, brother-in-law and daughter are also Saxon alumni, and our son will be graduating next year. Needless to say, Chuck's image does appear now and the typically in school art work or in the annual Chalk Walk This year's theme was super heroes so of course he was honored.. Sadly though, the school does not have any photos of Chuck with his pledge sisters on bid day. I believe that NHS administration would be forever grateful if someone could forward a photo of Chuck receiving his Delta Force bid.

https://www.biography.com/actor/chuck-norris

Meanwhile, in Texas


Oh. Em. Gee. That's fucking awesome.

chuck thinks "yssss i m winnning the internetzz!" and clears throat

I meant... that's fucking awesome.

[Cookiez17]

I am honored to have Chuck Norris as my sister.

[Cheerio]

Bumping because it's been nearly three years...

[Chuck Norris]

Originally Posted by Cheerio

Bumping because it's been nearly three years...

Bumping back and Happy New Year.

[TLLK]

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Meanwhile, in Texas


Oh. Em. Gee. That's fucking awesome.

chuck thinks "yssss i m winnning the internetzz!" and clears throat

I meant... that's fucking awesome.

Mr. Norris I wanted to let you know that North High School's Saxon Regiment (Marching Band and Color Guard) has a framed photo of you holding a trumpet. (An instrument that also doubles as handy personal protection aide in your capable hands.) That framed photo travels with them to every competition. Members believe that your strong silent presence gives them support and confidence.


Happy New Year to you Chuck!