Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[Cardinal026]

Our elevators are mirrored. Our doors to all the hallways are a reflective glass. Our actual hallways have a shiny plastic that also reflects. Do you REALLY think that everytime I pass you, I don't notice how you blatantly turn around to stare at my butt/legs/whatever? AND, you're definitely older than my father, yuck. One of these days I'm going to turn around and say something...because its starting to make me feel super uncomfortable.

[CutiePie2000]

To my annoying co-worker who is coughing so much, he needs to get to a T.B. clinic STAT.
http://www.someecards.com/filestorage/get_3.jpg

[nikki1920]

I am SO glad you will be leaving soon. People in other units are now seeing how incompetent you are and how you repeatedly EFF up the simplest things.

[33girl]

Maybe if you spelled it right, it would be listed (dumbass). Then again, seeing as people can't spell my name when they're writing me an email WHEN MY NAME IS SPELLED CORRECTLY IN THE TO: LINE, I don't know why I'm shocked.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by 33girl

Maybe if you spelled it right, it would be listed (dumbass). Then again, seeing as people can't spell my name when they're writing me an email WHEN MY NAME IS SPELLED CORRECTLY IN THE TO: LINE, I don't know why I'm shocked.

Your name is not even that complicated. It's spelled exactly like it sounds.

[33girl]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Your name is not even that complicated. It's spelled exactly like it sounds.

not the last name, the first name.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by 33girl

not the last name, the first name.

Now that's just stupid. I know I've inverted the i and e before when I was typing quickly, but how hard is it really??

[aephi alum]

Hey, boss:

Before accusing me of something, you should really check your facts. You've accused me of several things this week, and on each and every occasion, you've been dead wrong.

The stick up your ass has a stick up its ass.

Go f yourself.

[KillarneyRose]

To a job applicant: I hope you understand that your internship experience, high grades and many extracurricular activities CANNOT make up for the fact that you brought your father to your job interview. Next, please!

[alum]

Originally Posted by KillarneyRose

To a job applicant: I hope you understand that your internship experience, high grades and many extracurricular activities CANNOT make up for the fact that you brought your father to your job interview. Next, please!

Haven't you heard? It's a growing trend!

http://www.forbes.com/leadership/200..._1109kids.html

[aephi alum]

Ladies, after you do your business, you're supposed to FLUSH THE TOILET.

Let's just say that, just going by what's been left unflushed, my pregnant coworkers are not responsible.

[AlphaFrog]

Just fill the stupid effing form out. You've got all the information needed, and by the time I get all of the information from you, you could have just done it yourself. It's a PROJECT thing...PROJECT things are your job anyway. Just because it has the word "Account" in it, doesn't make it an Accounting responsibility.

[nikki1920]

Kill the motor dude.

Your voice carries and I would love to yell at the top of my lungs:

STFU!!!! No one cares about your weekend THAT dayum much!! And ease up on the cologne.



whew.. ok...

[1908Revelations]

We know that you are married! We have known for a while. We do understand that there is a difference in pronouncing Ms. and Mrs., but you might wanna ease up on making sure the world knows you are married b/c the word on the street is your hubby has a few other extra curriculars. I hope it isn't true.

[OneTimeSBX]

oh please. dont start doing work now that the man who signs your check is here. what happened to all that fooling around ten minutes ago?