Easily Offended?? Don't Click Here!!!! - Page 15

librasoul22 · #1 10-11-2002, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aephi alum
I can just see Dionysus's chapter's new t-shirts: "APO Coed Naked Service... Service with a Smile"

LOL. They better get mad hours if they have to use handcuffs and bondage.

AggieDZ · #2 10-11-2002, 12:35 PM

"This isn't a salad bar where I just grab condiments and croutons and hope it tastes just like chicken."-Rudey

1. I have been away from GC FAR too long!

2. This thread should be converted to hard copy and sold as the:
"Thank God for the Anonymnity of the Internet 'Cause it Facilitates Talk About Things That'd Make Your Mother Fall-Out Greek's Guide To Getting It On" (the For Dummies, version of course)

3. Rudey, please----please, tell me that you're really a staff writer for Maxim, moonlighting as a stand-up comedian when you're not on location for Playboy photo shoots where you hold the ever-coveted and esteemed position of "oil-boy" . Dude, you're the BOMB!

Dionysus · #3 10-11-2002, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AggieDZ

2. This thread should be converted to hard copy and sold as the:
"Thank God for the Anonymnity of the Internet 'Cause it Facilitates Talk About Things That'd Make Your Mother Fall-Out Greek's Guide To Getting It On" (the For Dummies, version of course)

Amen! I would die if one or both of my parents read my posts!

KSig RC · #4 10-11-2002, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by librasoul22
And I agree with Valkyrie. Girls if you have a slight FUPA, a major
FUPA, or a full body FUPA (copyright lovelyivy, 2002), why are you worried? Love your FUPA! Embrace your FUPA! Or get to the gym and work it the hayle off. Whichever.

Exactly - the massive irony of insecure women saying dudes are changing the subject did not go unmissed, by the way.

LISTEN UP LADIES -

you're missing the point - all of you. The FUPA does not refer to the 'little bit of mounding' all of you are referring to (and you all have, it's physiology folks) - in fact, if you have extra mass that's fine, if it is universally (and evenly) distributed along the whole frame.

If it's not - if it is localized in the one particular region - that is the FUPA.

It doesn't make you a bad person, or any less fun to hang out with, and Rudey and I will still love you for your personality . . .

ilovemyglo · #5 10-11-2002, 12:59 PM

Actually I was laughing my butt off and my dad was asking about what and it is the entire FUPA talk that is getting to me, that and RUDEYs post about stuff and then the salad tossing- I couldn't take it I had tears in my eyes so I started reading it to my dad and he laughed his ass off, so he hollers at my mom about tossing her salad and my mother being as niave and wonderful as she is started saying that we were not having and salad for dinner, just mashed potatos...
It is all too much for me.

BTW I go to work and email my friends for ideas on what to bring up on this thread!@

lovelyivy84 · #6 10-11-2002, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Actually I was laughing my butt off and my dad was asking about what and it is the entire FUPA talk that is getting to me, that and RUDEYs post about stuff and then the salad tossing- I couldn't take it I had tears in my eyes so I started reading it to my dad and he laughed his ass off, so he hollers at my mom about tossing her salad and my mother being as niave and wonderful as she is started saying that we were not having and salad for dinner, just mashed potatos...
It is all too much for me.

BTW I go to work and email my friends for ideas on what to bring up on this thread!@

ROFLMAO!

ChiOJenn78 · #7 10-11-2002, 01:16 PM

OH MY GOD!! Ya'll sure do know alot about some crazy shit!! I can't believe this thread-I'm LMAO and grossed out at the same time. Very very funny stuff though!!

*Note to self*-DO NOT READ THIS THREAD WHILST IN THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER LAB!! BAD, BAD!!

Ok, I'll answer Ilovemyglo's questions:
-I spit. It's just icky all the way around. The first time I swallowed, I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth-nothing helped. To this day, I just can't bring myself to swallow.
-I'd do a threesome-with another girl and a guy(OMG, did I really just say that? I am bright red right now). But not with Mr.ChiOJenn, beause I've heard about all the issues it brings into relationships, and I'd like to keep him.
-tying each other up can be good. I have black furry handcuffs, which are both functional and good for a laugh. Of course, they're just gathering dust now, since Mr.ChiOJenn moved to NC, but oh well...

Who plays with food(not alone, cuz this thread so does not need to go there-but with their S.O.)? I've always wanted to. But the mess factor makes me reconsider...

And let me just say, that whomever thought this was about crop circles?? Man, you just made my day, because I have never laughed so hard in my life!!

valkyrie · #8 10-11-2002, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChiOJenn78
Who plays with food(not alone, cuz this thread so does not need to go there-but with their S.O.)? I've always wanted to. But the mess factor makes me reconsider...

This isn't earth shattering or anything, but whipped cream is REALLY fun. It doesn't really end up being that messy, just a little sticky. And that's really not a problem, is it?

My personal favorite, though, is sex in an unusual place. I know that has been discussed here before, but it's so much fun I had to bring it up again.

librasoul22 · #9 10-11-2002, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChiOJenn78
Who plays with food(not alone, cuz this thread so does not need to go there-but with their S.O.)? I've always wanted to. But the mess factor makes me reconsider...

Okay, since this is WAY tame compared to the rest of the stuff in this thread, I will answer. There ain't nothing wrong with certain food and/or condiments. Now, I will not put a T-bone steak on aynone, but that's just me, lol.

However, some kinds of liquor, ice cubes, desert toppings and other choice items are fair game.

Quote:

And let me just say, that whomever thought this was about crop circles?? Man, you just made my day, because I have never laughed so hard in my life!!

\

Thank ya, thank ya, lol. Yes, my naivete has offered humor to someone, lol.

librasoul22 · #10 10-11-2002, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by valkyrie

This isn't earth shattering or anything, but whipped cream is REALLY fun. It doesn't really end up being that messy, just a little sticky. And that's really not a problem, is it?

My personal favorite, though, is sex in an unusual place. I know that has been discussed here before, but it's so much fun I had to bring it up again.

AGREED on both counts.

Dionysus · #11 10-11-2002, 01:53 PM

Okay I think we touched on a lot:

*circle jerks
*pinapple juice on penis
*lemon juice in vagina
*oral sex
*spitting and swallowing
*bondage
*FUPA
*anal sex
*so much more that I can't remember

BUT, this hasn't been! Discuss:

*Homosexual encounters, I'm not just talking about gay vibes.
*Objectivity (remember that dumbass who stuck his thang in a jaquzzi jet, lol)
*A sexual act that starts with "B" roof roof
*Where some of these acts took place.

valkyrie · #12 10-11-2002, 02:07 PM

Dionysus, you are cracking me up!! You're like a teacher reviewing points on the chalkboard for class:

"Now class, today we discussed anal sex."

Does kissing count as homosexual activity?

I have another "location" question as well -- I know we've all talked about where we've done it, but where is the ONE place you really want to do it?

OMG, what if there was a sexual scavenger hunt, where you had to go out in teams of two and have sex in listed locations? I don't mean to put the words "sexual" and "scavenger" in the same sentence, but wouldn't that be kinda fun?

Hoooo boy, I think I'm loopy from sitting in a tiny holding cell that's kept at about 60 degrees with clients all morning...

amycat412 · #13 10-11-2002, 02:08 PM

OK, maybe this has been touched on and I missed it, but guys--what is your fascination w anal sex, anyway? Why? lol

amycat412 · #14 10-11-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by valkyrie
OMG, what if there was a sexual scavenger hunt, where you had to go out in teams of two and have sex in listed locations? I don't mean to put the words "sexual" and "scavenger" in the same sentence, but wouldn't that be kinda fun?

ooo THAT would be fun... puts a whole new spin on the concept of THEME PARTIES, lol

librasoul22 · #15 10-11-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by valkyrie
Dionysus, you are cracking me up!! You're like a teacher reviewing points on the chalkboard for class:

"Now class, today we discussed anal sex."

Does kissing count as homosexual activity?

I have another "location" question as well -- I know we've all talked about where we've done it, but where is the ONE place you really want to do it?

OMG, what if there was a sexual scavenger hunt, where you had to go out in teams of two and have sex in listed locations? I don't mean to put the words "sexual" and "scavenger" in the same sentence, but wouldn't that be kinda fun?

Hoooo boy, I think I'm loopy from sitting in a tiny holding cell that's kept at about 60 degrees with clients all morning...

HA!!! LOL, a teacher! Oh my!!

One place...hmmm...I will think and get back...

Sexual scavenger hunt? Hayle naw that wouldn't be fun! In the woods? HAYLE naw! Number one, I am scared of deer. Yeah, I know they look all cute right? But they are crazy! Look in their eyes! Plus did anyone see the Fox show When Animals Attack, when that deer straight boxed that one guy? Naw, lol.

Plus in Florida, there are ticks, mosquitos (I am NOT trying to get West Nile for some booty, lol), and other creatures of the night.

NOT EVEN to mention getting leaves, sticks, shrubbery, and foliage all up in your junk. Not pleasant.