Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work - Page 15

aephi alum · #**211** 05-18-2007, 07:22 PM

Look, kid. I do support for System A. I do support only for System A. You support System B. There are other people who support Systems C, D, and E. These people are not me.

When a trouble ticket comes in for System A, you assign it to me. That's fine. When a ticket comes in for System B, you assign it to yourself. Again, that's fine.

But when a trouble ticket comes in for any of Systems C, D, and E, you are supposed to assign it to the appropriate support person. I AM NOT THE APPROPRIATE SUPPORT PERSON. Do your damn homework and figure out who's supposed to get the ticket. Don't just assign it to me because it isn't for System B.

Keep doing it, and I'll just assign the damn tickets back to you.

JWithers · #**212** 05-18-2007, 07:31 PM

"Look, your child is average. Not gifted, not dipped in molten gold. He is mediocre. It's fine. No judgment on you. Accept it and all of our lives will be better and he probably won't off himself at 17 because he didn't get into the schools you pushed him to apply for out of your own sense of competitiveness."

tnxbutterfly · #**213** 05-18-2007, 11:20 PM

I knew that you wer going to cut my pay. That's why I wasn't surprized today when I had my review. How are we suppose to sale when nobody comes into the store? I'm worth so much more then what you are paying me

aephi alum · #**214** 05-26-2007, 08:44 AM

To the same kid I addressed three posts ago:

You're getting even worse. Now you're assigning tickets to me that don't even belong in this part of the world. When someone raises a ticket in London, don't you think it should be assigned to - oh I dunno - the support team in London ??!?!

"Right-o, old chap. I'll pop right over to your desk. Just give me a minute to find my swimsuit and swim across the pond..."

ZTAngel · #**215** 05-30-2007, 09:31 AM

You do not need to come into my office after writing me an email to give me a synopsis of your email. Your 3 paragraph drivel is enough for me to get your meaning.

I CAN'T STAND YOU.

OneTimeSBX · #**216** 05-30-2007, 11:16 AM

so what i dont clock out for lunches? neither do the other 50 employees in the building...where do you think i got the idea from??

SoCalGirl · #**217** 05-31-2007, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZTAngel

You do not need to come into my office after writing me an email to give me a synopsis of your email. Your 3 paragraph drivel is enough for me to get your meaning.

I CAN'T STAND YOU.

Are you my boss?!?!

ZTAngel · #**218** 05-31-2007, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalGirl

Are you my boss?!?!

Heh. Unless you happen to work with me, it is (unfortunately) one of my bosses who does this.

AlethiaSi · #**219** 05-31-2007, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SydneyK

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

freaking.... YES... YES, YES, YES..... this is exactly what my problem is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sageofages

And at this job, I 'ain't' gettin' neither.

psht... so freaking true

I AM SO TIRED OF THIS PLACE. I come in a good mood, i leave about ready to murder someone. i'm tired of the same f*cking conversations that i have EVERY DAMN DAY, i'm sick of talking to people that are so effing boring, i'm tired of laughing at the same jokes, i'm tired of doing the same damn things, i'm tired of ATTEMPTING TO HEAR YOU TALK TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU SAY YOUR TALKING TO ME, no one talks at such a low decible (sp) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HEAR YOU?!, i'm tired of DUMBASS professors coming in here and not understand WHAT THE HELL WE DO HERE. i'm tired of vendors calling me for the 11 dollars that wasn't paid in 2005. GO F*CK YOURSELF. i'm sorry if i sound irritated, i have to deal with d-bags like you all day and telling you to fax a copy of something to me that is going to just sit on my desk because guess what... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT EITHER!!! i'm tired of listening to you stutter ( i know that sounds horrible butif your desk was attached to his office- you'd feel the SAME way) i'm tired of YOUR ATTITUDE. i'm late because guess what I DON'T GIVE A SH*T.

ok i'm done now. thanks... i do feel better.

oh wait.. one more thing I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE OF YOUR DUMBASS STORIES!!!!! DON'T TELL ME NOT TO GO OUTSIDE TO TALK TO MY FATHER AFTER WORKING 2 HOURS STRAIGHT FOR 10 MINUTES WHILE YOU'RE ON THE PHONE ON A PERSONAL CALL IN THE OFFICE FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS YOUR BUSINESS!!!!

AlethiaSi · #**220** 05-31-2007, 02:10 PM

oh! and one more thing.
STOP SINGING/ HUMMING/ PLAYING REALLY BAD MUSIC THAT IS WAY TOO LOUD.
ok i'm done

Scandia · #**221** 05-31-2007, 02:55 PM

Please do not assign me any last minute projects due on Wednesday of next week on the day before I go on vacation to another city in another state. While I did some of it this morning, and can finish it off easily before Wednesday, you know I am the kind of person who gets itchy and antsy if I do not have everything finished off immediately. I do not want to be restless during my trip- but now I will be.

AlphaFrog · #**222** 06-04-2007, 10:10 AM

Stop f*&%#-ing touching things on my desk. You do not need to dig through the mail, unless YOU want to process it. If I have something that you need, I will give it to you...and if I haven't given it to you yet, and you need it right now, I will get it for you, just ask. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST... LEAVE.MY.STUFF.ALONE.

ForeverRoses · #**223** 06-04-2007, 10:59 AM

How pathetic is it that I have to LOCK UP my pens whenever I leave my desk? If you need a pen- walk your a** to the supply closet and get one. Stop stealing mine!

Oh and also- you don't turn in a timesheet, you don't get a paycheck. Grow up and take some responsibility!

AlphaFrog · #**224** 06-07-2007, 08:58 AM

Co-worker: I know you think you're helping, but you're not. Just stop.

Boss: Stop going through my desk. Who cares if I have unopened paycheck stubs in my desk? No one should be going through my desk, so no one should find them. And if someone DOES find them, they're sealed. And if someone finds them, opens them, and reads them, that person needs to be fired anyway (not that we fire people around here - even when they get caught with pot, don't show up for days in a row, demand raises, etc...).

Still BLUTANG · #**225** 06-07-2007, 10:23 AM

underneath my smile and calm demeanor lies a madblackwoman!

Do you understand i don't NEED to work? Do you know i don't HAVE to help you? come at me sideways one mo' gin, and i i will turn this mutha out. We'll BOTH be on the news tonight.

Some people! How rude!