Open Letter V - Page 14

Honeykiss1974 · #1 11-24-2004, 04:38 PM

To Eddy's Toyota (Part II): Why when I pick up my car, after being "financially accosted" by your prices, one of your salesmen get an attitude with me because I don't bring it there to be serviced? HELLLLLOOOOO, please read my previous "Open Letter" to you. Come down on the prices (and get better hours) and you would see more of me.

Im_just_me · #2 11-24-2004, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
to condeleeza rice: look, in some areas, i respect you for doing yo' thang. i may not like how you do it and i shol' don't like who you do it for. but in the name of all that is wonderful about black women, GIT YO' HAIR DID!! that one-bump look played out in '83. the swoop you sport was laid to rest around '97--it had a good run but we don't/won't/can't/shouldn't do it anymore. i mean, at least get a layer or two cut in it. maybe even some highlights. come on down here to houston and my cousin can get yo' isht TIGHT! trust me!

and i don't want to sound ugly here, but i got 4 words for you: in.vis.a.lign. girl, splurge. you can afford it!!

To MeezDiscreet : Girl, your invisalign comment had me laughin so hard, i woke up my baby. Even though I'm prolly gonna be up all night now, it was worth the laugh. Thanks, I needed that.

Gina1201 · #3 11-25-2004, 11:31 PM

To RC: Please stop calling me ever other day with some bull. You are almost 30 years old, perhaps you'd like to act like it.

To SJ and CM: Please, please stop drinking to get drunk. Have you ever heard of drinking like a responsible adult. Even though I was the designated driver for both of you it is NOT an invitation to act a fool. SJ, you should have now learned your lesson last night after throwing up not once but twice while out. You should just thank your lucky stars that you did not throw up in my car or it would have been on. I have no sympathy in this matter.

To MT: Yeah, we're cool but that's IT. We will NEVER EVER have a relationship other than being friends. I can't wait for you to see this.

To ME: The last three months have been full of ups and downs but I think that when I look back upon it, many life lessons will be learned.

To SN: You are THE best friend that I could ever ask for. You are truly someone I can count on, even if we don't get to speak that much anymore. Though distance may separate us, know that I am always here for you and I know that you are always there for me. I love ya like a blood sister!!

CrimsonTide4 · #4 11-29-2004, 09:04 AM

To the couple who was outside arguing at 3:46 AM: Either my bedroom windows are thin as hell, you all were loud as hell or I have super sonic hearing, but your STOOOOOPID ARGUMENT woke me up. I cannot believe you were outside arguing that your man needs to give you the cell phone. Girl grab 5 quarters and be out. Oh and DUDE if you did not want her to have the cell phone, just walk back upstairs into your apartment.

I had heard that BIG LOTS was having a sale on Common Sense this weekend. I only wish you two had went to get some.

To N.L.: I hate having ghetto coworkers. I especially hate having ghetto coworkers who aspire to be in charge but don't know how to compose a decent memo. If you come to my desk, nary another time, and did what you did on Wednesday, I PROMISE you will see my OTHER side.

STL_Lady · #5 11-30-2004, 07:45 PM

To the Volleyball Players on my floor: I know you love your sport. I understand I used to play volleyball. But do not be in the hallway playing it when people are trying to study or sleep!! That is so annoying and rude!!! Especially when it is a big sign in the hallway that says NO HALL SPORTS!!! Nothing is that damn funny that you have to be loud all the time at all times of the night. I look forward to your away games.
To the girl that lives next door to me: We are neighbors and we both know that these dorm walls are thin as hell. Seeing that you know that the walls are thin TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN!! I do not wanna hear that mess you be listening to. Especially when it sounds like your stereo is on the same wall as my bed. It sounds like the music is directly in my room. So if you get upset when I blast my Lil Jon or something because I don't wanna hear your garbage, so what. Also if you are in the floor lounge studying bring your headphones or something because not everyone on the floor wants to hear your music!!!!! Shut your damn DOOR!!!!
To the boys that live across the hall from me: I like Family Guy and the Simpsons like the next person, but turn that maddness down or better yet, close your door. There is no reason that I should be able to hear your computer or your TV with my door shut. And when you have that one chick in your room, please tell her not to be so damn loud!!!
To my suitemate: I like you, your cool peoples. I like your friends and they are cool too. BUT please DON'T be so loud ALL the time. I do sleep in here and the walls and doors are thin. And please try to shut your door all the time because even when you leave it cracked a little bit, I can hear everything that goes on in your room. And even though hearing your arguments with your boyfriend are funny, sometimes I just don't need or want to hear it.
To the football players that live on the floor below me: I am cool with like 5 of you, but the rest of you can go to hell. I do not like you, I will never like you, and I will never have sex with you. So all of this childish behavior which is a form of sexual harrassment needs to stop. You all are so arrogant, but there is no reason to be because you all suck. You hardly win any games and the guys that do contribute to the game are more humble than u bench warmers. Get a life!!! You harrassing me will never make me want to hold a conversation with you and I have a boyfriend so I will not be dating any of you. Even if I didn't have a boyfriend, I still wouldn't date any of you country bum a$$ negros. You do not have any respect for women and I believe you don't have any respect for yourselves smoking weed every weekend. In short, I can't stand you and may GOD bless you.
To the Freshman boy that keeps trying to come and visit me in my room: I know this is your first year and you want to make friends. But do not come to my room anymore. I do not like unknown males knocking at my door. Isn't it strange to you how everytime you come visit I am "doing something", "sleep", or "my boyfriend is about to come over?" You kind of creep me out and I never told you to begin visiting me anyway. You are never going to be invited in my room so stop showing up. If I want to visit you I will come to your room. But the chance of that happening is slim to none.
To my boyfriend: If you don't start kissing me more I am gonna kill you. You know that I love to kiss and you are depriving me of something that I love doing. And everytime you come over you do not have to fall asleep!! I know you be tired and stuff so that is why I don't say anything about it. I still love you though.

Dionysus · #6 11-30-2004, 08:15 PM

To My Mom: What's up with the absentmindedness? I asked you to swing by the grocery store on the way home to buy me a Sprite. Then you come home with GROCERIES and no sprite. You even got yourself some soda (nasty azz Pepsi).

You were supposed to go to the store for Sprite and only Sprite, lol.

Ideal08 · #7 12-01-2004, 06:34 PM

To Best Buy:

Your 888 number is SO not user friendly. Not even a little bit. I hate it. And www.myrewardzone.com is so bootleg. Y'all really need to do better. This is my last year as a Rewards club member. I'm becoming most unimpressed by you. You are definitely no Media Play. Not even close.

Steeltrap · #8 12-01-2004, 07:02 PM

To Bloomingdale's Fashion Island Clarins associate: Thanks much for the help, but if I'm spending $47.50 on cleanser and toner, I want some night and day moisturizer samples. I really need them.

CrimsonTide4 · #9 12-02-2004, 09:28 AM

To Tank Top: Woman, yesterday was December 1 yet you had on a tank top and flip flops. Just because it was in the 50s is not cause to wear SUMMER clothes in the WINTER.

To Short Sleeve and Sandals: You might not have had such a horrific cough if you wore adequate clothes in this season. NEXT TIME COVER YOUR MOUTH when you cough. If I get sick, Imma come back to aisle 7 and look for you.

9dstpm · #10 12-06-2004, 08:37 PM

To all Holiday Shoppers at Wal-Mart: Here are a few tips to make the upcoming holiday easier for other shoppers, namely me:

1. DO NOT use the self-checkout to check out your cart load of groceries. Self-checkout is only for 15 items or less. I was in line Saturday at the self checkout and this lady was in front of me and she had a month's worth of groceries in her cart while all I had was a wedding card!

2. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE SELF-CHECKOUT: PLEASE go to the regular checkout. I don't have time for you to punch all the buttons trying to figure it out.

3.CASHIERS: this is for you: If you see that someone needs assistance, DO NOT just sit there and just give out random information. GET UP from behind your little stand and come and DO YOUR JOB!! Case in point: Today, Hubby and I purchased 10 gift bags. I knew there was a key in the self-checkout computer that allowed you to scan one item and then key in the quantity, thus avoiding us to have to scan each bag one by one, but I forgot how to get to it. I asked the cashier who was over the self-checkout for help. She ignored us. Hubby was willing to scan each one. I said hell no and got the manager who gladly showed us how to do that. I gleefully informed the manager that the cashier did not assist us. I'm sure she got written up.

And so these are my tips that will assure you that you will not get beat down by me at Wally World during the Christmas Holidays. Happy Shopping!!

CrimsonTide4 · #11 12-06-2004, 09:41 PM

To my brother: Thanks for the workout tips.

I did the dayum thing today.

Dionysus · #12 12-07-2004, 10:27 AM

To the peeps I intern with: How can ya'll let a dead rat go unnoticed for 4 days??? I noticed the smell Friday. It was gawd awful! How did they NOT smell it? Maybe it's because they are way older than me? I guess the sense of smell declines with age as with the rest of the senses.

Gina1201 · #13 12-07-2004, 02:01 PM

To SN: Thank you SO, SO much for the birthday gift!!! You always know EXACTLY what to give and say!! Love Ya LOTS!!