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Rudey · #**196** 10-10-2002, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
FUPA Diagram (bear with me)

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| = flat stomach for those who have one
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can yall please just call it a dayum pooch, gut, stick out stomach, etc.

Optimist is right. It's not a part of the stomach. It's the little puffy area right above the cookie jar.

Also what's with people coming up with cute names for body hair? This one girl was wearing really low cut jeans today in class and what I saw was not pretty.

I believe the treasure trail is the hair trail in the front and there is some sort of other trail for a hair trail down the back, but what I saw closely resembled the Appalachian trail. I could have sworn there was massive foliage and song birds just chirping away down there.

Anyway, let's go back to threesomes. Why are some girls so opposed to this?

-Rudey
--Menage a trois ladies.

KappaKittyCat · #**197** 10-10-2002, 02:09 PM

Because we don't want to share.

See Kevin Smith's Chasing Amy for more information.

Rudey · #**198** 10-10-2002, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by KappaKittyCat
Because we don't want to share.

See Kevin Smith's Chasing Amy for more information.

That's such a cliche. Every single guy I know constantly brings up the threesome thing in a joking manner and if the girl is like "EWWW" then he talks about how she's so great and how he'd never share her with anyone.

Anyway, all I gotta say is that girls become a lot more touchy feely when they're trashed at some holiday party for some reason.

-Rudey
--Kitty, sharing is caring you know

amycat412 · #**199** 10-10-2002, 02:23 PM

Rudey--

Yeah, we don't like to share, but also, a 3some could bring up some heavy emotional issues... I know there's no way in hell that I could handle watching Mr. Amycat w another woman and there's no way he could handle watching me with another man.

In theory, 3some only works when the two of you are in a sex only relationship. In a committed relationship, you're just asking for trouble.

I have no problem w the idea of it, but there's no way in hell i'd partake in one with someone I love.

Rudey · #**200** 10-10-2002, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by amycat412
Rudey--

Yeah, we don't like to share, but also, a 3some could bring up some heavy emotional issues... I know there's no way in hell that I could handle watching Mr. Amycat w another woman and there's no way he could handle watching me with another man.

In theory, 3some only works when the two of you are in a sex only relationship. In a committed relationship, you're just asking for trouble.

I have no problem w the idea of it, but there's no way in hell i'd partake in one with someone I love.

No, fair enough. I don't actually know any swingers who just go out and share their partners, but if you're not in a relationship and it's purely physical fun involved, I don't see why certain girls get so uptight about it.

And on the issue of pain during sex, I really find the nails in the back thing INCREDIBLY annoying. I think there must be some movie out there that a lot of girls watch when they're young that makes them think it's sexy to dig your nails into a guys back. It's not.

-Rudey

ilovemyglo · #**201** 10-10-2002, 04:51 PM

I can't help but laugh when that farting noise happens because your bodies are slapping against each other... haha!! Gets me everytime... oh, and because I think I am the only one on GC that hasn't said it yet-
FUPA
HAHA!!!!
As for the threesome. Guys think it is great too, until they walk in on their chick with another chick and then it turns into "What does she have that I don't"
And the thing of it is, it is what she doesn't have!!!
They get jealous- trust me cause I comfort guy friends all the time with this problem!

Dionysus · #**202** 10-10-2002, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I can't help but laugh when that farting noise happens because your bodies are slapping against each other... haha!!

Now that would be embarrassng as all hell if that were to happen, or worse, the real thing.

librasoul22 · #**203** 10-10-2002, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I can't help but laugh when that farting noise happens because your bodies are slapping against each other... haha!! Gets me everytime...

ilovemyglo, you are the one that consistently takes this thread there!!

As for threesomes, if a man asks me to do a threesome, I gladly agree. Then I ask him who the other guy is gonna be. It usually makes him quiet down.

ilovemyglo, that is so true...guys y'all need to be careful what you ask for. If you are lacking and the other chick picks up where you leave off, you might find yourself alone and wondering why.

Tom Earp · #**204** 10-10-2002, 05:35 PM

Damn, I am wondering if I neeed to cancell my subscriptions of PentHouse and Playboy?

I am getting a tingle in my dingle from all of this erotic stuff.

Mostly, I have know clue what ya'all are talkin about!

But, as a Cojunctative Adjective, It dont sound good!

Ever tried Vapo Rub?

Learnt it from a female person. Damn was it goood.
WOW!

This is all I have to say to all of you damn heathens

Have A Fine Week End!

Kevin · #**205** 10-11-2002, 12:49 AM

3somes are scary. I've seen what seemed to be just an experimental 3some type thing end up wrecking marriages. And plenty of relationships.

It's bad stuff... If you're in a relationship stay away from it. If not... what the hell... at least you'll have bragging rights

three2tango · #**206** 10-11-2002, 06:43 AM

Oh thank you Tom for bringing up the Vapo Rub. I have never tried it but I am familiar with the ice cube and the menthol cough drop.

As Martha would say, "It's a good thing."

aephi alum · #**207** 10-11-2002, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Some of us are thinking about ordering handcuffs with APhiO letters. That's co-ed service for ya'!

Meow!

Do you remember those "Coed Naked (insert name of sport)" t-shirts that were popular in the 80s?

I can just see Dionysus's chapter's new t-shirts: "APO Coed Naked Service... Service with a Smile"

Dionysus · #**208** 10-11-2002, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by aephi alum

Meow!

Do you remember those "Coed Naked (insert name of sport)" t-shirts that were popular in the 80s?

I can just see Dionysus's chapter's new t-shirts: "APO Coed Naked Service... Service with a Smile"

*Writes down a reminder to bring that up at the next meeting*

librasoul22 · #**209** 10-11-2002, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by aephi alum
I can just see Dionysus's chapter's new t-shirts: "APO Coed Naked Service... Service with a Smile"

LOL. They better get mad hours if they have to use handcuffs and bondage.

AggieDZ · #**210** 10-11-2002, 12:35 PM

"This isn't a salad bar where I just grab condiments and croutons and hope it tastes just like chicken."-Rudey

1. I have been away from GC FAR too long!

2. This thread should be converted to hard copy and sold as the:
"Thank God for the Anonymnity of the Internet 'Cause it Facilitates Talk About Things That'd Make Your Mother Fall-Out Greek's Guide To Getting It On" (the For Dummies, version of course)

3. Rudey, please----please, tell me that you're really a staff writer for Maxim, moonlighting as a stand-up comedian when you're not on location for Playboy photo shoots where you hold the ever-coveted and esteemed position of "oil-boy" . Dude, you're the BOMB!