Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me... - Page 13

cheerfulgreek · #1 12-28-2007, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!!

Granny and/or cousin,
You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!

Wow

whiteandblack · #2 12-28-2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

Dad,
I need to move the eff out!! Give me a couple of months and I will gone!!

Granny and/or cousin,
You need to learn to listen!! If I said I have a two-door car, that does not equal to me saying anything else! DO not run around saying I said anything different! THat is why I barely talk to you as it is. You wonder why people (in addition to myself) never want to come over to your house. Because you turn things around as to say someone said something different. I was trying to come around more, but why! Lying asses!!

I.FEEL.YOU.

whiteandblack · #3 12-28-2007, 10:41 PM

you were feeling me. I was sorta feeling you. you were sweating me for my phone number. now you don't call?

1908Revelations · #4 12-31-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OOhsoflyDELTA#9

(((((((((((HUGS Cyber Friend))))))))))))))))))))))

Don't let em get to you....

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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Wow

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Originally Posted by whiteandblack

I.FEEL.YOU.

Thanks you guys. I was soooo ticked!! I don't know if my cousin was needing some attention or what because he knew what he said was a lie. My granddaddy even vouched for me and asked him why did he make up that story. Oh well.......folx make you wanna holla!!

BLUPERFECTION03 · #5 12-29-2007, 12:14 AM

Giving this white lady the "You better come get these nigglets before I stomp a mudhole in them look"

Dionysus · #6 12-29-2007, 12:18 AM

Imma need you to get a new username, that DOESN'T USE ALL CAPS.

1908Revelations · #7 01-20-2008, 03:17 AM

PB yo0u are a sucker for relationship stories anyway!

PrettyBoy · #8 01-20-2008, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations

PB yo0u are a sucker for relationship stories anyway!

marquise1911 · #9 01-31-2008, 11:49 AM

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SNAP!

My GC ppl are still here. I hope someone logs on before I leave!

lil_sunshine · #10 02-26-2008, 11:44 AM

Dear C, W and Lil C:

The next time I decide to come over and visit your triflin' azzes, you better work hard to keep your inner hoodrat in check. I know you girls are 11, 10 and 6, respectively, but as your godmother, I won't tolerate having to feel like I'm staying in a homeless shelter and have to keep my boots on b/c you want to steal them from me if I don't have them on. I've never done anything to disrespect or dishonor you, yet you decide to take your joke too far and make it last an entire weekend. As we all know, hoodrats lack discretion, so there was a lot of yelling throughout the weekend. Here's what went down, GC:

I went to visit my best friend and godchildren to babysit them while my best friend and her hubby went out for some alone time. I usually enjoy staying at their house b/c it's a welcome respite from arguing with my 18 year old brother who's a gigantic Mc@sshole. Being that it was snowing on Friday, I wore my pink Pastry boots that I recently purchased for half price online (in addition to a light brown pair; yes, I got two for the price of one). The moment I stepped foot into their house, I was bombarded with hugs (the usual) and then the 10 and 11 year old girls looked down at my boots and began admiring them. When I sat down, the admiration grew into rude gawking. They like the song "Low" by Flo-Rida, especially the opening line by T-Pain, "Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur...." I just happened to also be wearing Apple Bottoms jeans. The 11 year old, I soon found out, wears the same shoe size as me and asked me if she could try on my boots, to which I replied no (I thought "Hell no" in my mind). Then the 10 and 11 year olds sat at my feet and started to feel inside my boots and they got excited at the fact that there was fur inside the boots. Then the 11 year old comes out her face and tells me, "Titi, if you take off your boots, I'm taking them. They will be mine." Their parents both warned me that if I indeed took off the boots I wouldn't be going home with them. The 11 year old WOULD trade my boots for her Payless footwear and I'd have to wear that home. For the entire weekend I went to sleep after all of the children did just so that I could find proper hiding spots each night to put my boots. Here's what happened Saturday morning:

The youngest godchildren woke up to use the cpu. I was still laying down on the couch supervising them when the 10 year old woke up. She looked at my feet and yelled for the 11 year old to wake up to help her find the boots. I then raced into the hiding place and put my boots on.

On Sunday morning, I was asleep in the same room as the hoodrats and the 10 year old woke up again b4 the 11 year old. She yelled for the 11 year old to wake up to find my boots, which I had hidden in another hiding spot. I got off of the top bunk and went to said hiding spot and retrieved my boots. Then later that morning I needed to brush my teeth and take a shower, so I hid my boots once again. In the process of trying to do so, the two older hoodrats looked at my feet and saw a free opportunity to take my boots, which I had hidden behind my back. The youngest godchild who's 6 yelled, "The boots are behind Titi's back!" This little hoodrat in training was tipping off the older hoodrats to what I was trying to do. Then after I successfully hid my boots, I went and took my shower. As I was putting my pajamas on again so I could go into the living room to get my clothes and get dressed to leave, I heard my godson scream my name. I then ran into his room to find out what was going on to find the two hoodrats in his closet trying to find my boots. I successfully got them to leave the room and I took my boots and put them on. My best friend commented that it was a damn shame that I had to keep my boots on so they wouldn't get stolen.

Well, I learned my lesson well this past weekend- I can't wear nice name brand clothing in front of my godchildren. They might steal from me. I think they inherited this gene form their father who used to be a crackhead and sold a lot of their possessions so he could get high. They also learned this hoodrat behavior from their hoodrat friends in school. I'm sure my best friend has tried to teach her children that they live in the projects, but they're not OF the projects. But if I have to endure such behavior, those hoodrats will get a pimp stick beating from me IN FRONT OF their parents, and I dare them to say something!

ladygreek · #11 02-26-2008, 12:42 PM

^^^^ If the parents were serious when they said I would be wearing the Payless boots home then they would have had to cancel their weekend plans.

It does sound like you fell hard for the joke.

lil_sunshine · #12 02-26-2008, 02:29 PM

^^^^ Yeah, I did, but after awhile, they knew it wasn't funny and I wasn't laughing, so why continue on with the joke......

Oh yeah, b/c my reaction was funny to them (including my best friend; hubby is a cpu addict and was in his virtual world while all of the shenanigans were occurring). I'm now starting to get flashbacks of Christmas Day.......

ladygreek · #13 02-26-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

^^^^ Yeah, I did, but after awhile, they knew it wasn't funny and I wasn't laughing, so why continue on with the joke......

Oh yeah, b/c my reaction was funny to them (including my best friend; hubby is a cpu addict and was in his virtual world while all of the shenanigans were occurring). I'm now starting to get flashbacks of Christmas Day.......

Because you kept showing that you believed they were really going to take your boots. I mean all of that hiding them, wearing them in the house, etc. If you had just taken them off and let them "steal" them without showing you were affected, the fun would have died out for them--they are kids.

lil_sunshine · #14 04-02-2008, 12:26 PM

Dear R:

The next time your rude and unprofessional azz does or says anything stupid, I will proceed to pull a "Krystal (from College Hill: V.I.)" on you. I know I've known since day 1 that you were a Buttinsky, but being that today is cramp day and I haven't taken any Midol yet, keep your distance from me and stay at your desk. If not, WWE Smackdown will be in progress after lunch.

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