What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by tld221
sidenote:

my friend had the nerve to offer me "something to drink" and im like sure!

he came back with tap water in a styrofoam cup. i was like dayum its like that?

(he aint even let it run to get cold or nothin)

See now, that's just WRONG!!! You want me to find him and beat him up for ya?

This is my 3000th post!!!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
LOL!!!

I believe that gentleman was valedictorian of his class! In fact, he graduated Summa Bum Laude!!

I see he took our teachings to the next level by not only serving water in a styrofoam cup, he served it at room temperature LOL!!

I knew he had the capability to go above and beyond what we've taught him.

*a single tear rolls from my eyes*

Stories like this let me know that what I do is not in vain.

See teena, tole you she caray-zay!!!

[PerfectVerse06]

lil_sunshine, you know we are making a KILLING over here!!!

We're charging these folks thousands of dollars to attend our school, and all we have to do is buy styrfoam cups, Kraft cheese, bologna, and Miracle Whip for the students to use for their senario practices LOL!!!

*starts rolling in all the tuition money*

[marquise1911]

Admissions Application

Name: Marquise 1911

Address: 1911 N Kappa Kourt Nupeville, Kappaland.

Phone: 305- 333-1911

DOB: 3-13-2004

Reason for applying: I'm tired of women making me work hard all night and then giving me a styrofoam cup of water and a mayo and bread sammich, smacking me on da @$$ and sending me on my way. I wanna be the one to make the cheese sammich and give her the cup of room temp tap water w/ no ice and tell her she could K.I.M.

PerfectVerse06 and lil_sunshine University of Ghetto Pimpology, I would like to complete my Bachelor's of Science in One Nights Stands and Sammich Making.

I have a 4.0 BPR (bedroom performance rating) on a 4.0 scale. I have a leaky faucet that gives off tap water with a sharp taste. I have one of the best scholarships in the nation (A by one get one Free coupon for a 2 gallon jug of Miracle Whip @ Costcos). I'm eager to learn and ready to apply myself.

Also as quite as it's kept. Your President once gave me a fried bologna sammich... I sweater-got.

[PerfectVerse06]

ROTFLMBO!!!

This is by far the BEST application this institution has ever seen!

Very impressive work, Marquise. You are ACCEPTED!!!

In fact, we are naming a dorm in your honor, Marquise Hall.

You are the type of student we need to guide this University to new heights!

I knew you were worth that fried bologna sammich w/ Miracle Whip and Sargento cheese with a side of Lay's Potato Chips and red Kool-Aid.

*clears off the desk in her Presidential office*

Take me now, Marquise! Take me NOW!!!





Let's work on making our little Marquesha or Marquinton!!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
ROTFLMBO!!!

This is by far the BEST application this institution has ever seen!

Very impressive work, Marquise. You are ACCEPTED!!!

In fact, we are naming a dorm in your honor, Marquise Hall.

You are the type of student we need to guide this University to new heights!

I knew you were worth that fried bologna sammich w/ Miracle Whip and Sargento cheese with a side of Lay's Potato Chips and red Kool-Aid.

*clears off the desk in her Presidential office*

Take me now, Marquise! Take me NOW!!!





Let's work on making our little Marquesha or Marquinton!!

Y'all two nutjobs are lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read this!!!!!! PV06, you are officially OFF THE DAYUM HOOK!!!!!! And those pics, PRICELESS!!!!!!!

[PerfectVerse06]

I died laughing when I found those nasty lil bananas, LMBO!!




I have verified that Marquise does get a 4.0 BPR....

So now I must hook him up once again.

*heads to the kitchen and starts cooking*



Yes, ladies...he gets red Kool-Aid in a GLASS, not a styrofoam cup!

[marquise1911]

HAHABWALMOAOHSHYTGOTDAYMN!!!

[teena]

I am so mad at ya'll. I am in the quiet office trying to work and not laugh.

I have one question:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE BANANAS?

Dont they know that they arent supposed to be doing that

Is that what they do when we arent looking?

I will never look at my fruit bowl the same.


lil_sunshine, PV06, marquise =>

[teena]

Originally posted by marquise1911
[B]
DOB: 3-13-2004

PV06=R. Kelly sister

I understand liking them young

BUT TWO YEARS OLD?!?!?!?!

You aint eva gots to worry about me asking you to babysit again.

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Yes, ladies...he gets red Kool-Aid in a GLASS, not a styrofoam cup!

DAMMIT @ this pic!!

[PerfectVerse06]

They even had the unedited version of the bananas gettin' it on, it was TOO MUCH!!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by teena
lil_sunshine, PV06, marquise =>

*in my Lancome lady voice* Ya know what? Eh eh. Not going into the corner. 'Cuz if I go, you gotta go too. You guilty by association.

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally posted by teena

lil_sunshine, PV06, marquise =>

*goes and faces the corner*



LOL!!!

teena, I'll be R. Kelly's sister. After the way Marquise put it on me, I was hurting!!!

He had me singing "Step in the Name of Love..." and looking like

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
lil_sunshine, I'll be R. Kelly's sister. After the way Marquise put it on me, I was hurting!!!

I ain't said nuthin' of tha kind. teena said you're Rra's sissa!!!!! Shoooo, if it was me, I'd be whaddeva Rra wants me to be.