Chuck Norris's Recruitment Story - Page 13

ASTalumna06 · #**181** 09-17-2008, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

An update from this morning's Chucktastic recruitment adventure...

Round 3: Philanthropy

Chuck has been learning a lot on GC about being panhellenicky. Therefore, Chuck decided to incorporate panhellenic spirit into his morning routine. First, his choice of wardrobe: Chuck wore old blue jeans, an ivy-green shirt, olive-green boots, bronze spurs, and a pearl-studded crimson belt affixed by a gold lion belt buckle. Chuck finished the look with a straw cowboy hat. Underneath, Chuck sported his usual white briefs, and after the clown scare yesterday, Chuck equipped himself with an anchor-shaped death star tucked into his secret ammo pouch.

Green and gold, pearls, with an anchor-shaped death star? I think that Chuck subconsciously wants to be an AST

And yes... Chuck definitely needs to update this and tell us about all of the crazy PNMs that he had to lay the smack down on

gee_ess · #**182** 09-17-2008, 12:18 PM

Or, I would love it if Chuck would serve a stint as a recruitment advisor! Ah, the things Chuck could do to those overzealous alums, the heli moms, not to mention what smackdown opportunities he would have during the drama of the voting sessions!

Bring it on, Chuck!

honeychile · #**183** 09-17-2008, 12:45 PM

Don't you think Chuck Norris would make the perfect Recruitment Chairman? Heaven help the PNMs who didn't toe the line - he'd put new meaning into "not making the cut"!

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #**184** 09-17-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by honeychile

Don't you think Chuck Norris would make the perfect Recruitment Chairman? Heaven help the PNMs who didn't toe the line - he'd put new meaning into "not making the cut"!

I'd love to hear about the lengths he's go to to keep his sorority from gettin rush infractions...frisking PNMs as they're leaving...roundhouse-kicking some poor PNM that inadvertantly tried to walk out of a party with a napkin.

gee_ess · #**185** 09-17-2008, 02:36 PM

I would love to be a fly on the wall for Chuck's recruitment workshops: I can only imagine what he would suggest as ice breakers and conversation topics!

barbino · #**186** 09-17-2008, 08:02 PM

I'd like to hear about Chuck as the Tri-Delt chapter's Rush Chairman. I'd also like to hear about Mike Huckabee and his wife as sorority houseparents.

Mainly, I'd just like to hear more about/from Chuck!

Chuck Norris --- Roundhouse kicking some sense into PNMs all over the country.

libelle · #**187** 09-17-2008, 09:53 PM

[quote=barbino;1719434]I'd also like to hear about Mike Huckabee and his wife as sorority houseparents.

That is too funny ...

catiebug · #**188** 09-17-2008, 10:01 PM

I'd like to know what Tri Delta's rush, I mean recruitment, slogan is and if Chuck had a say in it.

I think Chuck during MS would be mighty interesting...

Jimmy Choo · #**189** 09-17-2008, 11:14 PM

I need to be entertained so I am begging Chuck to come back!!!

gee_ess · #**190** 09-18-2008, 08:35 AM

I am pretty sure Chuck probably did well on the inside of recruitment. After all, he already has the all black outfit for pref night and he was probably very persuasive when talking to pnms. Although I bet the spurs on his boots were a problem when kneeling in front of pnms for conversations, and I imagine he had a difficult time contolling his super black belt rage with any pnm who professed their devotion to Obama.

Okay, I admit, I re-read the thread for fun last night and am totally into Chuck. Maybe Chuck is off campaigning for McCain and doesn't have time for GC.

barbino · #**191** 09-21-2008, 02:49 PM

Chuck is now standing right behind Sarah Palin, guarding her like he did with Mike Huckabee. He is always dressed in black, and he wears his spurs so that anyone who messes with her also has to mess with him.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with Chuck (or Texas).
Also, in case his spurs don't work, Chuck Norris is really good at wielding the Tri-Delt trident.

33girl · #**192** 09-22-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by barbino

Also, in case his spurs don't work, Chuck Norris is really good at wielding the Tri-Delt trident.

Please, someone, Photoshop this.

Benzgirl · #**193** 09-22-2008, 09:50 AM

We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck
We Want Chuck

gee_ess · #**194** 09-22-2008, 09:51 AM

Chuck does not get photo-shopped! Chuck does his own photo-chopping. (A Chuck reaction to the situation when a PNM looks nothing like the photo she submitted on her application or what happens when Sarah Palin is presented in a less than positive light in any Obama ads)

hoosierlover78 · #**195** 09-22-2008, 12:50 PM

This is by far the most entertaining thread on GC. Somebody PLEASE photoshop!!