Chuck Norris's Recruitment Story

[AOIIalum]

Originally Posted by SigKapSweetie

THIS is how a recruitment thread should be!

Ranks right up there with Sen's recruitment thread for excellence. I miss Chuck. Wonder if he's graduated by now?

[BumbleBeeofDDD]

Loved it! Totally wasn't expecting that ending but I am very proud, lol.

[FSUZeta]

Chuck Norris just keeps on keeping on......

http://www.ijreview.com/2013/12/1029...pletely-shame/

[AnchorAlumna]

Christmas wishes you a Merry Chuck Morris.

[AGDee]

*bump* Because it came up in the stolen Tri Delta badge thread.

[dekeguy]

Chuck and I were having a brew at the Yale Club in NYC where we were kicking around some old fraternity stories. I asked him what was all that palaver about a sorority rush thread. He laughed and said that it was funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward. His first thought was to simply think the whole NPC out of existance. But, then he remembered that his sister invented the whole Female Greek movement back in the mists of pre-history (shortly after he invented fraternities which took place on the eighth day of creation when the Diety told him to first invent Universities and then make them great experiences via Greek life. Since his sister invented sisterhood that made him a legacy to all female GLOs. He thought that was sort of cool but considering that he had founded DKE and then inspired all of the other male GLOs he figured that as the First DEKE he already had everything a man could want in brotherhood so he needed a Greek lady with whom to beget offspring since, being a gentleman, he obviously could not do so with a sister!
Anyway, he appeared amused by the whole thread. Then he went to the bar and returned with a fresh keg asking me if I wanted another mug or should he just finish the keg before we started serious quaffing.

[Chuck Norris]

Originally Posted by dekeguy

Chuck and I were having a brew at the Yale Club in NYC where we were kicking around some old fraternity stories. I asked him what was all that palaver about a sorority rush thread. He laughed and said that it was funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward. His first thought was to simply think the whole NPC out of existance. But, then he remembered that his sister invented the whole Female Greek movement back in the mists of pre-history (shortly after he invented fraternities which took place on the eighth day of creation when the Diety told him to first invent Universities and then make them great experiences via Greek life. Since his sister invented sisterhood that made him a legacy to all female GLOs. He thought that was sort of cool but considering that he had founded DKE and then inspired all of the other male GLOs he figured that as the First DEKE he already had everything a man could want in brotherhood so he needed a Greek lady with whom to beget offspring since, being a gentleman, he obviously could not do so with a sister!
Anyway, he appeared amused by the whole thread. Then he went to the bar and returned with a fresh keg asking me if I wanted another mug or should he just finish the keg before we started serious quaffing.

Just FYI - you may have assumed this was a fake update, but this actually happened. Dekeguy and I are BFFs and hosted a brunch to raise money. Not for a charity or anything. Chuck simply likes rolling around on a big pile of benjamins.

[ASTalumna06]

[TLLK]

So happy that I discovered the best recruitment story on the planet!
Chuck is an alumni of North High School in Torrance, CA Class of 1958 of which my husband, brother-in-law and daughter are also Saxon alumni, and our son will be graduating next year. Needless to say, Chuck's image does appear now and the typically in school art work or in the annual Chalk Walk This year's theme was super heroes so of course he was honored.. Sadly though, the school does not have any photos of Chuck with his pledge sisters on bid day. I believe that NHS administration would be forever grateful if someone could forward a photo of Chuck receiving his Delta Force bid.





https://www.biography.com/actor/chuck-norris

[NinjaPoodle]

Best recruitment story ever.

[Sciencewoman]

Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle

Best recruitment story ever.

Agreed. Who do I have to bribe to find out who really wrote this?

[MaryPoppins]

My favorite recruitment story to date and I do not believe it will surpassed.

[Sciencewoman]

Originally Posted by MaryPoppins

My favorite recruitment story to date and I do not believe it will surpassed.

I would love it if Chuck Norris had a legacy who goes through recruitment and we got to hear that story.

I wonder if he'd take down that Texas mom who pulled her daughter out of Bid Day festivities, or behave even worse than she did. It's a tough call.

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

I would love it if Chuck Norris had a legacy who goes through recruitment and we got to hear that story.

This right here.

[Maple St Alum]

His granddaughter is a glo at a large sec sorority. She's a great active and enjoys her college experience.