Open Letter V - Page 11

1_zetaemerald · #1 10-24-2004, 08:50 AM

To my Lord and Savior: You are TRULY the one for me! I love you soooo much! I have sooo much to be thankful for, and I have been just selfish, but I know that you are not finished with me! Continue to help me Lord, in my struggles! Thank you for being there for me!! *My testimony*

To my mama and my brother: I love y'all soooo much! Lets continue to be there for one another, as we all should! BoBo keep up the good work and ma...stop asking me if i am preggers! I am NOT!!! lol

To LT3: Baby, its you! Its been you all of the time. Sometimes I know I mess up, but you have been there! But seriously, when is we getting married! lol! 4 years...stop...and think about it! lol!

To my old boss: Thank you for laying me off and then saying I was on substitute status! You are not the sharpest tool in the toolbox, and you knew what you were doing when you decided to write me up when I came back from my vacation! *trying not to cuss!! lol* But hey, just like you mistreated somebody's child, your child is going to get it back, because that is how the God I serve operates. I pray nothing happens to your child, but just begin to pray for her safety and well-being, because Miss Meka is just fine! Please believe that!

To my coworkers at my old job! Get out while you still can! I love all of you and thank you for being sooo supportive of me in all that I did and tried to do!

To my sorors/sistergreeks: No matter where you are and no matter what you are doing, there is 1_zetaemerald that is praying for you!

To my Twinny Twin Twin MekaLove: "We is gon go down to GA Southern and whoop some arse!! lol" just kidding...no I am not, she should not be perpin a great org like that...more details later...

To GC: When I lost my MG home, I had nowhere to turn to, but I am here to say that you are my NEW family! I love all of y'all!!

*I guess that is it...I hope* lol

1 love always...Lameka

nikki1920 · #2 10-25-2004, 12:43 PM

to my keyboard: why do you keep cutting up? you can be replaced.

to the lady who called me on 10/15: I called you back this am. Please return my call

to dsh: you aint perfect either, homie. relationships equal compromise. That doesnt mean that only you get to be happy.

to this cold: get thee away from my body!!!

Nubian · #3 11-03-2004, 05:40 PM

Dubya: Heres hoping that you magically become smarter over the next four years. I, however am not holding my breath.

Osama: Hey, I didn't vote for him...so can I get a heads up if you decide to blow some stuff up?

All of my fellow military personnel: I hope and pray that if we are sent overseas and away from our families that it is in support of a cause worthy of military action. I find it horrible that we didn't give Haiti support when they desperately needed it, but we can go to Iraq and fight for their liberty :cough: oil :cough: when they never asked us to.

RJC: Doing just fine without ya buddy...we really should have parted ways sooner. BTW please don't call me...you can't be talking up all my anytime minutes.

My coworkers: They're called cornrows, no you can't touch them; no its not all my hair; no it didn't take all day, no it doesn't hurt. Its not new, its just hair. Please leave me alone before I turn into Angry Black Woman.

Wonderful1908 · #4 11-03-2004, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nubian
Dubya: Heres hoping that you magically become smarter over the next four years. I, however am not holding my breath.

Osama: Hey, I didn't vote for him...so can I get a heads up if you decide to blow some stuff up?

Thats funny!!!! Holla at me to Osama...

stardusttwin · #5 11-05-2004, 02:05 PM

to my dearest friends and family:
Enough is enough..cloggin up my email with the SAME emails over and over don't show me that you love me or that God loves me. I don't get my spirituality from emails and pray on a daily basis. How bout you give up your membership at Bedside Baptist and join me one Sunday at a real live church with a real preacher. Yes we collect offering but we actually do something with the money that is collected...and please don't act like the $1 you were going to throw in the plate is really going to help my pastor pimp his ride...

...but you would know that if you just came ONCE.

also...check the dates on the emails you keep forwarding...I mean Maya Angelou turned 74 two years ago..the episode on Oprah aired Spring 2003...didn't just happen...stop sending me that email....

Don't tell me you send these messages to show me that you love me, how about picking up the phone every now and then (might have been nice if even ONE of you called on my birthday...thats ok-I'll forget yours when it comes). Would be appreciated more than the groan I have when I open my inbox to 100 messages - with 50 of them from the same 5 people - who can't seem to see that if aunt V sent it to the entire family in a group email then cousin Ray doesn't have to resend to all of us & add on his personal friends who then have to reply all & keep forwarding LIKE I DIDN'T SEE IT THE FIRST TIME.....you're about to be blocked as spam...this is my last warning.

rho4life · #6 11-05-2004, 05:33 PM

The ex: I'm not being a b*tch, it's just that you no longer get the special treatment that you used to get. That's what happens when people break up. Get Over It. I was wayyyy to nice for wayyyy to long, but you just couldn't be a man about your ish.

#4: i messed up once, but I will try to do better.

Old News: you are not as hot as you think you are. really. did i mention you're short?

BG: Why didn't you mention your situation up front? Your actions are the sort of thing that give all men a bad name. I will still be cordial and speak when I see you, but, you abused my trust, and that will never be forgotten.

Greg and Liz: thanks for writing the book. i have finally gotten some clairity when dealing with men. If they're not into me, I just move on to someone who is into me.

Whew! I feel better now!

CrimsonTide4 · #7 11-07-2004, 04:56 PM

To the BAMA AZZ Bus driver: You are SORRY!! I cannot believe your bama azz had the AIR on yesterday in a charter bus in NOVEMBER!! It is against the LAW to run A/c when it is 40 degrees. I am a member of the Fashion Police which includes hair, nails, makeup, accessories, and shoes. I am now the HEAD of The Negroes Against A/C past October 15 unless it is 80 degrees OUTSIDE Task Force. If I get sick, I will find yo azzzz and BUST YOU in the head with a box of Tylenol Flu and my used tissues. BAMA AZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

To the BAMA who tried to tell me the heat was on yesterday: SCREW YOU!! I know the air was on and everyone else did too, but I was the most vocal about it because my EARS were FREEZING. I cannot afford to get sick right now with a new job!! You were WARM because you had been drinking since 8 yesterday morning. Your stomach should have been a BUBBLING OASIS of ALCOHOL and KRISPY KREME donuts. You get a fashion police ticket for being a 30+ year old man wearing your hat that way.

To the makeup artist: You turned out to be pretty cool but a 47 year old woman should NOT wear leopard pants. You claim to be fashion police as well, but NO ONE in my department EVA EVA EVA wears leopard print pants. EVA!!!!!!!!!! Oh and your makeup quite honestly was horrendous, but thanks for telling me that I had great skin and did not need makeup. Oh and another thing, if you would not have been nice to Mr. J.F. Bug a Boo, he and his retaaaaaaaahded girlfriend would not have kept coming back.

To Mr. J. F. Bug A Boo: The first encounter was low key cool. Although I hate drunk, overly talkative white folks. Then you really killed it when you said my eyes are just like Tiger Woods. MOFO PLEASE!! That is like me saying you remind me of Boris Kodjoe. When will white folks learn to just be yourselves but if you see someone has lost interest in you, GO AWAY!!! I knew you had a thing for sistas but boo it ain't happening here. If I was to ever go THAT WAY, it would be for a NIIIIIIICE looking white man. JBH. EDITED TO ADD: I was more upset that this man assumed that he could just talk any kind of way to Black women. We did not need to hear all of the sexual talk. Once you figured out that I did not like you, you could have changed my impression of you by stop calling me Tiger Woods. You were overly obnoxious and tried too hard. Just relax. Even that woman at the bar knew you were an ass and she had not had a conversation with you all. Relax.

To the planners of this casino cruise I went on: I cannot believe I paid $49 to hang out with "professionals." I don't know where some of those bamas work but I get the impression that a great number of these professionals are head fry guy/girl at Wendy's or head pole girl at the Player's Club. THOSE BAMAS ain't PROFESSIONALS!!!! By PROFESSIONALS, I mean doctors, lawyers, nurses, bank professionals, etc. Not folks who want to watch Soul Plane and White Chicks.

To Reefus and Ceefus on the ship yesterday: You get about 15 fashion police citations. Reefus, you get 3 for the jheri curl. 2 because it had HANG TIME!! Ceefus, you get 5 for those finger waves!! Reefus, back to you, that burgundy leisure suit trimmed in white took the cake from the back until you turned around and I saw your initials embroidered on your leisure suit. HAAAAAAAAAAAATED IT. You looked like a broke down and I do mean BROKE DOWN pimp minus the cane and hat.

To K: Girl you thought you were the ISHT yesterday with your need to be redone micros, "silk" poncho, jeans, and boots. But when I saw your doorknkocker earrings with YOUR FFFFFFFing name in them, I had to hold myself back from not knocking your azz down and taking those earrinhs out of your ears and throwing them out on to the Atlantic Ocean. For the earrings alone which are very much 1989, you get 5 citations. Couple that with your baby girl belt and I am afraid you need to do some jail time.

To my seat partner: I was working on 4 hours of sleep and TOLD YOU that when we got on that bus, I was going to sleep. I cannot and do not converse when I am sleep. WHY DID YOU KEEP trying to talk to me? Damn you!!! You had the pillow and the blanket, you obviously wanted to sleep. We could have gotten to know each other on the 5 hour casino cruise. When I am missing sleep or folks keep SLEEP BLOCKING, I get cranky. Next time pick up on my body language better.

To myself: No more bus rides with the Negroes. Although the Krispy Kreme donuts were nice, I cannot tolerate Negroes turning the volume up sky high on White Chicks. I cannot tolerate folks who are just blah blah voices in the crowd talking on a microphone saying NADA DAYUM THANG.

To the woman who served us the buffet yesterday: I would have overlooked your fingerwaves if you had given me 2 pieces of chicken. STINGY HEFFA!!

To the bartender: Just because I was not gambling then does not mean you give me a watered flavor of Amaretto Sour. Take yo azz back to bartending school. BARTENDING BAMA!!

To the folks who thought up the buffet: Learn how to cook. Those burgers looked like squirrel meat or some isht that was NOT COW!!!

To the folks who looked like they had been on the boat HOURS before it took off from the dock: You all need to get some hobbies that don't involve sitting on a stool for 3 hours pulling down the slot machine lever.

Steeltrap · #8 11-07-2004, 11:38 PM

^^

Reefus and Ceefus? CTFU. CTFU.
Did they also have funky teefus?

TonyB06 · #9 11-08-2004, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
To the BAMA AZZ Bus driver: You are SORRY!! I cannot believe your bama azz had the AIR on yesterday in a charter bus in NOVEMBER!! It is against the LAW to run A/c when it is 40 degrees. I am a member of the Fashion Police which includes hair, nails, makeup, accessories, and shoes. I am now the HEAD of The Negroes Against A/C past October 15 unless it is 80 degrees OUTSIDE Task Force. If I get sick, I will find yo azzzz and BUST YOU in the head with a box of Tylenol Flu and my used tissues. BAMA AZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

To the BAMA who tried to tell me the heat was on yesterday: SCREW YOU!! I know the air was on and everyone else did too, but I was the most vocal about it because my EARS were FREEZING. I cannot afford to get sick right now with a new job!! You were WARM because you had been drinking since 8 yesterday morning. Your stomach should have been a BUBBLING OASIS of ALCOHOL and KRISPY KREME donuts. You get a fashion police ticket for being a 30+ year old man wearing your hat that way.

To the makeup artist: You turned out to be pretty cool but a 47 year old woman should NOT wear leopard pants. You claim to be fashion police as well, but NO ONE in my department EVA EVA EVA wears leopard print pants. EVA!!!!!!!!!! Oh and your makeup quite honestly was horrendous, but thanks for telling me that I had great skin and did not need makeup. Oh and another thing, if you would not have been nice to Mr. J.F. Bug a Boo, he and his retaaaaaaaahded girlfriend would not have kept coming back.

To Mr. J. F. Bug A Boo: The first encounter was low key cool. Although I hate drunk, overly talkative white folks. Then you really killed it when you said my eyes are just like Tiger Woods. MOFO PLEASE!! That is like me saying you remind me of Boris Kodjoe. When will white folks learn to just be yourselves but if you see someone has lost interest in you, GO AWAY!!! I knew you had a thing for sistas but boo it ain't happening here. If I was to ever go THAT WAY, it would be for a NIIIIIIICE looking white man. JBH. EDITED TO ADD: I was more upset that this man assumed that he could just talk any kind of way to Black women. We did not need to hear all of the sexual talk. Once you figured out that I did not like you, you could have changed my impression of you by stop calling me Tiger Woods. You were overly obnoxious and tried too hard. Just relax. Even that woman at the bar knew you were an ass and she had not had a conversation with you all. Relax.

To the planners of this casino cruise I went on: I cannot believe I paid $49 to hang out with "professionals." I don't know where some of those bamas work but I get the impression that a great number of these professionals are head fry guy/girl at Wendy's or head pole girl at the Player's Club. THOSE BAMAS ain't PROFESSIONALS!!!! By PROFESSIONALS, I mean doctors, lawyers, nurses, bank professionals, etc. Not folks who want to watch Soul Plane and White Chicks.

To Reefus and Ceefus on the ship yesterday: You get about 15 fashion police citations. Reefus, you get 3 for the jheri curl. 2 because it had HANG TIME!! Ceefus, you get 5 for those finger waves!! Reefus, back to you, that burgundy leisure suit trimmed in white took the cake from the back until you turned around and I saw your initials embroidered on your leisure suit. HAAAAAAAAAAAATED IT. You looked like a broke down and I do mean BROKE DOWN pimp minus the cane and hat.

To K: Girl you thought you were the ISHT yesterday with your need to be redone micros, "silk" poncho, jeans, and boots. But when I saw your doorknkocker earrings with YOUR FFFFFFFing name in them, I had to hold myself back from not knocking your azz down and taking those earrinhs out of your ears and throwing them out on to the Atlantic Ocean. For the earrings alone which are very much 1989, you get 5 citations. Couple that with your baby girl belt and I am afraid you need to do some jail time.

To my seat partner: I was working on 4 hours of sleep and TOLD YOU that when we got on that bus, I was going to sleep. I cannot and do not converse when I am sleep. WHY DID YOU KEEP trying to talk to me? Damn you!!! You had the pillow and the blanket, you obviously wanted to sleep. We could have gotten to know each other on the 5 hour casino cruise. When I am missing sleep or folks keep SLEEP BLOCKING, I get cranky. Next time pick up on my body language better.

To myself: No more bus rides with the Negroes. Although the Krispy Kreme donuts were nice, I cannot tolerate Negroes turning the volume up sky high on White Chicks. I cannot tolerate folks who are just blah blah voices in the crowd talking on a microphone saying NADA DAYUM THANG.

To the woman who served us the buffet yesterday: I would have overlooked your fingerwaves if you had given me 2 pieces of chicken. STINGY HEFFA!!

To the bartender: Just because I was not gambling then does not mean you give me a watered flavor of Amaretto Sour. Take yo azz back to bartending school. BARTENDING BAMA!!

To the folks who thought up the buffet: Learn how to cook. Those burgers looked like squirrel meat or some isht that was NOT COW!!!

To the folks who looked like they had been on the boat HOURS before it took off from the dock: You all need to get some hobbies that don't involve sitting on a stool for 3 hours pulling down the slot machine lever.

LMBO, LMBO !!
....just another example of why CT4 is the funniest person on Greekchat.

NinjaPoodle · #10 11-08-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonyB06
LMBO, LMBO !!
....just another example of why CT4 is the funniest person on Greekchat.

Ditto

Gina1201 · #11 11-10-2004, 02:56 PM

TO JD: I'm sorry that you're leaving for NYC. Maybe I'll come visit you when you get settled.

TO RC: I have no more words. I've said all I can and want to say.

TO Beyonce: I know I haven't always been your biggest fan (especially with Jay coming in the picture) but I have to give you your props on this new CD. It is the soundtrack for my love life at the moment. Thank you for giving me something to get through my day.

Rain Man · #12 11-10-2004, 03:18 PM

To CT4:
For someone who despises and tries to avoid ghettofabulous country bama backward folk like the plague, you sure have bad luck keeping them away from you.

PS: Funny story nonetheless.

aurora_borealis · #13 11-11-2004, 10:39 AM

Dear Star,
Your future husband is the grand marshall of the Pride Parade. South Park featured Big Gay Al about him. Are your wedding colors RAINBOW? Wake up!!!

Love,

Everyone

CrimsonTide4 · #14 11-11-2004, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aurora_borealis
Dear Star,
Your future husband is the grand marshall of the Pride Parade. South Park featured Big Gay Al about him. Are your wedding colors RAINBOW? Wake up!!!

Love,

Everyone

Ditto!! She has a new show that premieres on Lifetime this Sunday at 11 PM EST dedicated to marriage proposals.

To Maury Povich: Please promise to never again have a show about the fat babies on my late day. I tune in to see paternity shows and cheating boyfriends/girlfriends/spouses not 300 pound 2 year olds.

AngelicWings21 · #15 11-11-2004, 01:25 PM

To the Lord: Thank You sooo much for giving me life, family, friendship and patience. Your teaching me so much. I know I take things for granted at times....and I want to give up but as you know I am trying very hard. Sometimes I falter but I keep climbing. Thank you for supporting and helping me in so many ways. I ask you to keep my FAMILY and FRIENDS safe and guide them to their happiness. And LORD, thank you for blessing me with the gift of writing, poetry the therapy for my soul.
AMEN

To My Internet SISTERS(naw scratch the Internet you all are family): Thank You for the continous encouragement and the thoughtful advice. I am glad that we all have taken the time to get to know each other.

To CRYSTAL: Me here sis...I am here holla anytime...you know you can use the number anytime..BIG HUGS!!!!THANKS 4 everything.

To NESSIE: Girl you are the true essence of friendship. LOVE YA

To my co-worker: I respect everyone. So therefore when I say Hi and Bye I am being nice. I don't really expect for you to respond. I am just a KIND person. So when you go around talking about me being rude, irresponsible (for being late twice), and then you exaggerate the truth. You better believe I am going to say something to you. First get your facts right. Second, RESPECT me.
And finally, when I do approach you about your actions...don't start that st...st...stuttering mess with me. SPEAK. I am leaving this mess alone....but cha know if it happens again...I will be all in your JANKY face.