I just got home from work and I am thrilled. Ya got me Farklempt ovah heah!


Sistermadly told it well...except she didn't tell y'all I was more nervous than a hooker in church!
I talked a mile a minute...the last time I talked that fast was saying the vows at our wedding...ya gotta see the video...I was like damn slow down!
I was also saying a silent mantra "Please don't let me F up!"
So we stopped by my place and then headed to Vancouver. She said she had something to email me and then asked if I had a printer...our printer is a POS. Then she said she will give it to me at her house.
So we stopped by the corner store in her 'hood and then headed to her place. I had no idea she was

Apparently her DH (aka Mistermadly) knew all about it.
She gives me these papers and is like "fill it out". Ok I start and was like "huh"?
Sistermadly says, "You don't seem excited". I am shaking like a leaf and wondering WTF?
It was like "Why should I be happy? It is not a bid--yet"
I am surprised she did not up and bitchslap me!
It was like HELLO!!!!!!!
Yes I have been told that I can be ditzy and it sure as hell came out!