Do you STILL have How Comes???

[#1 Leading Lady]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4



HC Heeeeeeeeeeey!!
HC GO #1LL?!?!!?
HC It's your birthday?
HC I need to learn when that really is so I don't miss it?
HC I wish I had a "surprise check" coming?

HC if peeps was still coming to see baby Craig drinks would have been on me?

HC I still feeling good bout my check?

HC bills want to come up all out the wood works since I got some change?

HC bill sender outters?

HC I feel like the bill collectors and the IRS are working together?

HC more money more problems?

HC I spending it ALL on me is looking more and more unlikely?

[The Original Ape]

I get the feelin' I've insulted somebody 'round here, but can't figure out who it was?

HC I feel a breeze when I get on IM now?

HC my e-roadies wont holla at me?

Porque Ideal, necessito hablarte?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by The Original Ape
Porque Ideal, necessito hablarte?

Por Que, OA, me necesitas decir sobre que quieres hablar?
Por Que tu sabes como escribirme?
Por Que no pienso que tu has ofender a cualquier persona?
Por Que necesitas escribirme pronto, para que puedes decirme de que hablas?
Por Que te envie' un mensaje hoy?
Por Que es sobre una fiesta AKA en Detroit?
Por Que quiero saber si lo recibiste?
Por Que todavia no se si me voy a la fiesta o no?
Por Que no estoy en lo mismo IM que tu?
Por Que te pide obtener AOL IM?
Por Que tu TODAVIA no lo tienes?????
Por Que ahora es demasiado tarde, no puedo charlar en mi trabajo come antes?
Por Que es una historia larga, te digo en un email?
Pues...
Por Que puedo charlar un poquito, pero no como antes?
Por Que tengo "spies" en mi trabajo?
Por Que "spies" es una palabra que nunca pense que yo necesitara saber?
Por Que, OA, dime como se dice "spy" in espanol?

HC I'm sad I will be missing the FREE drinks in 'Nap?
HC, #1LL, I don't know why Bad Boy came out with that lie?
HC NO money, MO problems?
HC I don't care no more?

HC I realized that it was December?
HC there is still no snow?
HC if it rains again, I'ma be ticked?
HC I like snow?
HC I like it a helluvalot better than rain?
HC I think it used to be a song called "Helluva?"
HC I wanna know if yall know what I'm talkin' bout?
HC if so, sing it for me, lol?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08


HC I like it a helluvalot better than rain?
HC I think it used to be a song called "Helluva?"
HC I wanna know if yall know what I'm talkin' bout?
HC if so, sing it for me, lol?

HC I know what you talking about?
HC the song was about a girl with like a helluva body or something?
HC you should go to Morpheus or something to get the song?

HC I am still loving Angie soooooo much and will have to get Jill this Friday when I get paid?
HC it's too many of y'all riding in the same boat?

[CkretCrush8]

HC it's been a tiring weekend
HC I sang Friday night, Saturday afternoon, Saturday evening, Sunday morning at 8:00 & 11:00 service and then again at an afternoon program Sunday at a church in the country
HC I have to sing with another group Sunday at 8:00
HC I love singing
HC It could be spread out a little bit more
HC I was blessed Friday and Saturday evening
HC God has truly been speaking to me lately
HC he is telling me that I'm being elevated and prepared for greatness
HC it was confirmed Sunday morning by another minister
HC I didn't do ANY homework this past weekend
HC God is an awesome God
HC I know that my labor has not been in vain
HC I know in spite of my busy weekend I WILL get some work done

[CrimsonTide4]

HC I was just watching ONE on ONE and they showed the previews of a new movie?
HC this movie is going to SOOOOOOOO GHETTO!?!?!
HC it stars Method Man, Redman, and Essence Atkins?
HC Essence played Yvette on Smart Guy?
HC the movie is called HOW HIGH?!?!?
HC the movie is about college life @ Harvard University?
HC I am chitty @ this MESS?!?!!

HC I have to tell you about stinkiness?
HC today I walked in to my last class of the day and this one little girl who had been absent all week said "Ms. CT4, it stinks in here"?
HC I said, "Well grab the air freshener and spray"?
HC she came up to my desk to get her make up work?
HC I liked to diiiiiiiiied y'all?
HC she STANK so bad?
HC I really like her but lawd she smelled soooooooooooo funky?
HC the ONLY reason I did not pull her to the side to tell her is because she has been having it rough lately @ home and school and because we had a blowout a few months ago?
HC y'all this is my class after lunch but since I had not eaten I was really lightheaded from the funk?
HC I thought of Steve Harvey's song "When The Funk Hits the Fan"?

HC today this other student was dressed in blue from head to toe?
HC it is days like this when I wished I had a digital camera?
HC she had on a light blue denim outfit that was low key high waters?
HC she had on sky blue boots with a sky blue purse?
HC that was toooooo much blue?
HC she also had on blue eye shadow and chit?
HC when I was asking her about her outfit she was talking about all the binches that was hating on her outfit?

[SweetestDiva]

How come I am so ready to go home for Christmas break?
How come it is not so much a break from school as it is from work?
How come people INSIST on calling Toys R Us and asking for "someone in the toy department"?
How come there was this guy that works with me that tried to talk to me awhile back?
How come at the time I was like.... no.
How come now I'm kinda feelin him?
How come I think he ain't thinking about me no more? LMAO
How come that's cool, it's nice being single?
How come when I find out what's nice about it, I'ma let y'all know?

[toocute]

Originally posted by SweetestDiva
How come people INSIST on calling Toys R Us and asking for "someone in the toy department"?

HC that was funny as hell!

[CrimsonTide4]

HC Someone needs to learn what the free book store is?
HC the FREE BOOKSTORE is the LIBRARY?!?!

HC I just lead a bomb review session for my kids' test tomorrow on Pudd'nhead Wilson?
HC this is the only Mark Twain book I ever read?
HC this book is full of satire and irony?

HC I have to go send out some Founder's Day Greetings to the OH SO COLD MEN OF A PHI A!!

[#1 Leading Lady]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC Someone needs to learn what the free book store is?
HC the FREE BOOKSTORE is the LIBRARY?!?!

HC I just lead a bomb review session for my kids' test tomorrow on Pudd'nhead Wilson?
HC this is the only Mark Twain book I ever read?
HC this book is full of satire and irony?

HC I have to go send out some Founder's Day Greetings to the OH SO COLD MEN OF A PHI A!!

HC folx trying to call me out?

HC I learned what the free book store is now?

HC I am going to utilize it?

HC reading IS fundamental?

HC my GC peeps got me reading books all the time now?

HC I went from HOT GIRL status to Stay at Home and Read a Book Status?

HC I will blame it on ya'll girl mother nature and her friend Winter?

HC I wish I could just pick up my house and haul it to Jamaica for the Winter and haul it back in the Summer?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC I just lead a bomb review session for my kids' test tomorrow on Pudd'nhead Wilson?
HC this is the only Mark Twain book I ever read?

HC we read Tom Sawyer in Mr. Reeves' 8th grade class?
HC now I can't remember if you had him or the teacher on the other side?
HC I don't know what the other reading teacher's name was?

HC I was LMAO @ the toy dept in Toys R Us?
HC that is hilarious?
HC I HATE toy stores?
HC it's because I was traumatized as a child?
HC it happened at Children's Palace?
HC it was SOOOOO crowded?
HC I got hit in the head with a basketball?
HC it hurt so bad, I just grabbed a Kaleidoscope and left?
HC when I got home, my mother was like, "That's all you got?"
HC my sister (RIP) was about to get in trouble for letting me only get that?
HC normally I let her get in trouble?
HC that time I told my mommy what had happened?
HC I didn't go into a toy store for YEARS after that?
HC I would go into toy depts in other stores, but never a toy store?
HC, in hindsight, I bet my parents were HAPPY? lol

HC I wonder if that's why I don't like crowded places now?

[RHOyal-Silence]

HC every time i get paid, someone at my school is taking up money for some type of fund

HC my students still don't know thier addresses

HC i have been sick for the past 3 weeks

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08


HC we read Tom Sawyer in Mr. Reeves' 8th grade class?
HC now I can't remember if you had him or the teacher on the other side?
HC I don't know what the other reading teacher's name was?

HC I had Ms. Lynch who became Ms. Matejik?
HC I forget what we read in their?
HC I did not even have Mrs. Reeves in 7th grade who had her kids read TKAM?
HC I read that on my own like most things?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by RHOyal-Silence
HC my students still don't know thier addresses

HC you know you can't post something like THAT and not tell us what grade these chirren is in??
HC that was a requirement to get into Kindergarten when my neice was going to school?
HC this was in 1986?
HC they also asked her to define LOVE?
HC we were ticked, because how can a CHILD define something INTANGIBLE???
HC we were wondering, how do they rate the answers to that?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC I was just watching ONE on ONE and they showed the previews of a new movie?
HC this movie is going to SOOOOOOOO GHETTO!?!?!
HC it stars Method Man, Redman, and Essence Atkins?
HC Essence played Yvette on Smart Guy?
HC the movie is called HOW HIGH?!?!?
HC the movie is about college life @ Harvard University?
HC I am chitty @ this MESS?!?!!

HC ghettofied movies like this can be made?

HC we can't seem to have grown-up movies like the upcoming "The Business of Strangers," made?

HC there are so few Black "independent films?"

HC I want to see movies but can't find much that speaks to the 30-plus, single woman crowd?