question for the non-virgin ladies - Page 11

HeidiHo · #1 11-27-2001, 11:48 AM

I know I'm a waxer so I shouldn't be answering, but my biggest issue with shaving is ingrowns & stubble. I'd rather shell out the $$ and be smooth for a month+ than have to shave everyday & battle ingrown hairs. I don't know why, but I am so prone to those bitc^#s. It sucks
Heidi

madmax · #2 11-27-2001, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO
Ok first of all SH80er, every woman is different in what she likes. I like it to start out gently and slowly and build up to a frenzy, but then when he gets me there he's gotta go slow and gently again so I can ride it out.

Did I just write that?????My God.....I have no shame anymore....

Secondly, as to the whole loss of virginity thing.....being with someone you love is so much better. I lost it to someone I was crazy about but was not in a relationship with. I ended up feeling pretty used. And we could have had so much more fun if we HAD been in a relationship. I was kind of crazy after that, it was like "well I did it so I may as well keep doing it." But then with my boyfriend of 4 1/2 years it was different. After that, I realized that I wasn't just going to give myself to ANYone. There was only one other after that until I started dating my husband. And he was my real awakening.

The hottest time my husband and I ever had was that week when things started moving from just kissing to going all the way. I can remember vividly those make-out sessions, tentative yet passionate, growing a little more intense each time. And there was always the tantalizing promise of what was going to happen the next time. That is the period to savor. I mean, it's great once you are in a full-scale sexual relationship but I am telling you, that buildup period is unbelievable.

By the way guys, once you and the girl have said the L word, you no longer need to use reverse psychology on her or try to pretend you aren't interested in sex just to impress her. If it is obviously serious between the two of you and you are dying to do it to her, if she gives you the green light just go for it!!!! The night I finally had sex with Brent he was busy (ahem) elsewhere and I grabbed him by the ears and pulled him up to my face and growled "Brent, I want you to f%$& me right now!" I expected him to pounce immediately and keep the momentum rolling. Uh, no. He says, "Well, maybe we should TALK about this....." Oh my God!!!! Then I'm like, "He doesn't want to have sex with me...." Of course, after we "talked about it" we went at it like crazy but I have to say hearing the "I don't want any regrets tomorrow morning" chat from a guy who is supposed to be crazy about you kiind of takes the bloom off the rose. Later he confessed that he was going out of his mind wanting to but he felt he had to give me the little "talk" treatment so I'd know he loved me and respected me and would WANT to do it with him. (Duh....if I hadn't wanted to I wouldn't have grabbed you by the ears!!!!)
Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Penthouse Forum material... I want to marry Erica!!!!!

ErikaXO · #3 11-27-2001, 01:44 PM

Why gee, Max, thank you!! (blushing)

While we are on the whole spit or swallow thing, I have to say that at times, let's face it, it isn't so much about the amount of the stuff but the taste of it. It's, uh....different! The absolute worst in my opinion is coffee cum. I can always tell when he's been drinking too much coffee....I love coffee as much as anyone but when it is processed THAT way it is just nasty. I've heard that women can influence their "aroma" and "flavor" also by what they eat. Some women swear by grapefruit....makes things all clean and sweet and refreshing. Wouldn't you say, though, even without the food factor, women just taste a little better? No offense to the guys because it isn't like it's totally gross or anything....

By the way Killarney, great analogy!!!! What a visual!!!! (You want a lime and some salt with that???) Kind of gives new meaning to the term, "body shots!!!!!!!"

SH80er · #4 11-27-2001, 01:55 PM

After reading all of this, I don't think I could ever go downtown! UGH.

ZTAngel · #5 11-27-2001, 03:22 PM

Don't worry SH80er. It's not that awful. Sure, there are better tasting things out there. But, I promise you, when you find a guy that you love, you will not at all mind going downtown! As for the taste....just like Killarney said about the shot of Cuervo. Just grin and bear it!

madmax · #6 11-27-2001, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO
Why gee, Max, thank you!! (blushing)

While we are on the whole spit or swallow thing, I have to say that at times, let's face it, it isn't so much about the amount of the stuff but the taste of it. It's, uh....different! The absolute worst in my opinion is coffee cum. I can always tell when he's been drinking too much coffee....I love coffee as much as anyone but when it is processed THAT way it is just nasty. I've heard that women can influence their "aroma" and "flavor" also by what they eat. Some women swear by grapefruit....makes things all clean and sweet and refreshing. Wouldn't you say, though, even without the food factor, women just taste a little better? No offense to the guys because it isn't like it's totally gross or anything....

By the way Killarney, great analogy!!!! What a visual!!!! (You want a lime and some salt with that???) Kind of gives new meaning to the term, "body shots!!!!!!!"

Erica... I just want to let you know that , I don't drink coffee..

dzsaigirl · #7 11-27-2001, 09:38 PM

Okay...this question is for the guys. If a man's bodily fluid supposedly gets influenced by diet, are the woman's fluids ALSO affected? Should we all eat a handful of roses and some perfume or something?

Miami1839 · #8 11-27-2001, 10:05 PM

I wonder if womens fluids are nutritious.

I always swallow.......only female fluids of course. I dont do any grooming but if I had a girl I wouldnt be opposed to her doing what she wanted. Her wish is my command.

Better than Cuervo LOL or Wild Turkey even. Ha ha.

James · #9 11-27-2001, 10:36 PM

Wow, I left this thread for a while and it really got off to a good long run . . . so to speak.

Size: the only male human beings that have told me that size does not matter, have been small. 'Nuff said on that topic. The rest don't say much at all . . .

Hair: The less hair South of the Border the better, but becareful ladies! My mind reflects back to when the flavor of the moment cut herself . . . the shout shook the house

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I guess we guys could trim it up a bit . . . I'll be sure to post a reference on our National Listserv about it, should spark some debate, and collectively you ladies do represent PanHell . . .

Let me pause and laugh for a second, imagine if that came out as a unanimous resolution . . . .?

Resolved, the members of National Sororities will not mix, nor socialize, with Fraternity Chapters that don't have acceptable grooming standards South of the Border. (See attachment II for pictures comparing and contrasting)

(James shifts tone and starts to lazily drawl)

Miami1839, I have no idea of the nutritient value of woman's fluid, I just take it on faith that it has been solely responsible for my continued youthful appearance, my constant healthy flush, and my baby soft skin. And of course my lack of fear of public speaking . . . if you can successfully verbalize down there for some hours with a rough audience and a harsh critic, trust me when I tell you that having to speak to a mere few thousand human souls is no challenge at all!

I would fear to be deprived of such largesse, would I suddenly age and stutter? I dare not test it.

ErikaXo you have to win my award for the "Most Extreme GC'er of the Week" Or The Extreme for short. With Killarney Rose as a close second . . . For . . . "complete and utter candor well beyond the call of duty in the service humour, male-female relations, and plain old fashion good sex."

You make me wish we had a Chi Omega Chapter here and that they were all your clones . . . ahh but the school might burn down . . . and we'd all be having too much fun to care .

PS. There is a simple 4 dollar over the counter pill that will give your SO more length, girth, and hardness. Ask if interested.

Miami1839 · #10 11-27-2001, 10:46 PM

james, strikes again. ha ha.

no, I dont need viagra and I am not small...... I have the strength of a 100 lions and the stamina of a 1000 cheetahs in the bedroom. Added with my huge python that has yet to be tamed.......

James · #11 11-27-2001, 11:16 PM

Actually . . . its not viagra its a simple 4 dollar bottle of nutrients.

teke4life · #12 11-28-2001, 01:24 AM

after reading this entire thing i guess i have to throw my hat in the ring...

a fraternity brother of mine was a huge proponent of shazing his nuts. he got the rest of us doing it with a simple phrase, "i shave them because i want her to go down on 'em."

as for spit or swallow, i don't care, just don't pull off last second. because where does it go? thats right, on me. gee thanks, i'll be in the shower now getting cum out of my chest hair or changing my clothes. hey, how about a big sloppy hug? great.

oh yeah, girls, however you keep the fur doesn't matter, but there is nothing more exquisite than a freshly shorn beaver.

ErikaXO · #13 11-28-2001, 09:11 AM

Well, thanks, James.....Extreme is my middle name!!!!!

I would like to point out that it seems some of the loosest lips (on our FACES!!!!!!) seem to be on the "mature ladies...." ie myself, Killarney, and suprisingly Justamom!!!! (Let me just say I think I know why JAM and her hubby have been happily married for so long!!!!) No offense to you fair little nymphs out there, because you have your own special attributes, but a woman truly does age like a fine wine...(Ooh, Stifler's Mom!!!!)

I would like to take this opportunity to give the Virgin Dr. Ruth award to SH80er, for her ever-amusing candor. Girl when you are 30 you are going to have a lot more to say than even me, I think!!!!!!

SH80er · #14 11-28-2001, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by ErikaXO

I would like to take this opportunity to give the Virgin Dr. Ruth award to SH80er, for her ever-amusing candor. Girl when you are 30 you are going to have a lot more to say than even me, I think!!!!!!

skip101 · #15 11-28-2001, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by dzsaigirl
Okay...this question is for the guys. If a man's bodily fluid supposedly gets influenced by diet, are the woman's fluids ALSO affected? Should we all eat a handful of roses and some perfume or something?

I'm not sure about taste but I would like to talk about smell. Can any other guys out there smell when a woman is on the rag? I know this is crude, but when I am in a room with a woman on the rag I can smell it. I must have the nose of a dog.