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02-25-2008, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Jen
Why is it that scepter always looks misspelled?
I think this will be my Miss Supreme Whoop Ass Deep South scepter:
It's very Xena meets My Little Pony meets Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris borrowed this scepter to use as part of the Delta Force arsenal, preferring it to the Tri-Delt trident. He/she is planning on competing in the next Miss Supreme Whoop Ass Deep South pageant -LIVE!!! in the Florida Everglades.
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02-25-2008, 10:09 AM
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No,no, Jen, you will just have a successor!
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02-25-2008, 11:55 AM
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And just think - you (Jen) are the one who gets to place the crown on Chuck's head!!!
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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle
No,no, Jen, you will just have a successor!
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02-25-2008, 02:17 PM
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Pageants are nothing to be sniffed at.
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02-25-2008, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by PageantDiamonds
Pageants are nothing to be sniffed at.
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You're right. I prefer an outright snort.
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02-25-2008, 02:36 PM
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Then, in your infinite wisdom, please - we beg you - tell us what is to be sniffed at.
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Originally Posted by PageantDiamonds
Pageants are nothing to be sniffed at.
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02-25-2008, 02:51 PM
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How about a chortle?
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02-25-2008, 03:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PageantDiamonds
Pageants are nothing to be sniffed at.
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You're right. More like projectile vomited upon.
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02-25-2008, 08:22 PM
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With all the mascara running down his face since he'll be crying so hard, I doubt he'll see you.
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Originally Posted by Jen
Oh God, now I'm just nervous. What if I put it on wrong and he roundhouse kicks me to another continent?!
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02-26-2008, 03:11 AM
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This thread still makes me laugh.
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