Do you STILL have How Comes???

[AKA2D '91]

HC I thought Rra Kelly was married?
HC maybe he is actin' like Deion Sanders used to?
HC he didn't want anyone to know he was married?
HC he didn't want that to interfere with his "PRIMETIME" image?
HC supposedly that is all over and DONE WITH?
HC If you say so?

[MaMaBuddha]

hc GC has new little buttons that i do not know how to use?

hc i did not even know about PMs and i got a grip of them?

hc Ideal08, the cotton was being sold like it was a dozen of roses?

hc i am up at 4:33am in the morning?

hc i want to smack the black of my assistant supervisor yesterday?

hc i didn't?

hc is been 6 months since i received my $5.90 tax relief check.

hc when i finally decided to put my $5.90 tax relief check in the bank, the teller laughed.

hc they take out more taxes when you are single?

hc i have over 600 channels of digital television and nothing is on?

hc i can blantly hear the neighbor and her boyfriend getting it on?

hc come i am disgusted?

[CrimsonTide4]

HC yesterday I almost had to cuss a co worker out?
HC this coworker is just fat and nasty looking?
HC the binch gon say to me and my student council officers, "This is all you have done in 4 days on this bulletin board"?
HC I had to bite my tongue and then say YES THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE DONE in 4 DAYS?
HC in 4 days, we put the fabric up for the background, traced and cut out the letters for Student Council and Happy Holidays, hung the border (cute border), put up our events, outlined the events with another cute border, etc?
HC this BINCH did not do anything?
HC mojos want to get my ire up?

HC Ideal, my students are loving my nail design?
HC it is not fugly but it is just not me?
HC I have close to 50 rhinestones on my nails?
HC the rhinestones are only on 2 fingers?
HC my polish is a brighter hue than the face?
HC some of my nonBlack students really irk my nerves?
HC this one just asked me if my phone number is 1-800-Hot-Love?
HC this other one just said some isht that I want to slap him for but because some parent took corporal punishment out of the schools along with prayer, my way of venting is with a HOW COME!?!?!!?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by exquizit
HC folks choose to mess with you when you're PMSin?
HC this ghetto booty, 10lbs weave wearing, gold tooth suckin heffa came in?
HC she got mad because she couldn't have her way?
HC the heffa had the NERVE to say I make young blacks look bad?
HC I asked the cow "and just how is that ?"?
HC she told me because I'm like the one's who want a paycheck, but don't want to work?

HC I CTFU at "ghetto booty, 10lbs weave wearing, gold tooth suckin heffa"?

HC I'm preparing for an afternoon of power shopping?

HC if I don't find what I want at one store, I won't be that disappointed because I've had an organizer for 10 years?

HC I'm not sure what to get my mom for Christmas?

HC she'll probably say she doesn't want anything?

HC? HC? HC?

[Ideal08]

HC we are doing Secret Santa at my job?
HC I don't really mind that?
HC we are going to do a gift exchange?
HC the spending limit is $20?
HC that's decent?
HC I'm just going to get my person a gift certificate to Sam Goody since I don't know his tastes all like that?
HC that's not what I came to vent about, though?
HC in addition to that, we have to do little cute stuff for them up until the gift exchange?
HC that mess cost more money?
HC they were talking about mugs of candy and carryin' on?
HC this means, in addition to my $20 gift, I have to do other little stuff too?
HC so far, ol' dude has gotten a little motivational note in his office box?
HC I'll be going to the DOLLAR STORE to find him some more treats?
HC I have NEVER been the type to get down like this at the office?
HC I normally don't participate in stuff like this?
HC I just don't like people getting too comfortable with me in the workplace?
HC it just always makes me think of The Firm?
HC I know that's crazy, but that's just how I am?
HC I usually forgo the potlucks and all that jazz?
HC usually, though, I'm not in an office of my PEERS?
HC since I am, I will open up a little more?
HC it's hard to do little stuff for menses?
HC I want to decorate a cup or a mug with his name?
HC I'm crafty like that?
HC I don't even know what kind of candy this dude likes?
HC I've never seen him drink coffee, so a mug may not be a good idea?
HC I'll do the cup thing?
HC I'm thinking "out loud" to yall?
HC what else?
HC I wish fat shoe laces were still out?
HC I'd get him some of those, LOL?
HC I really can't think of much else?
HC my SS got me some smell goods?
HC now, I REALLY don't know what type of little stuff to get?
HC those smell good's were no doubt more than a DOLLAR, LOL?
HC I am not spending a lot of money on this mess?
HC I'm sure I'll figure something out?
HC I don't know why we couldn't just stick with the gift exchange?

[CrimsonTide4]

HC I am watching A Different World?
HC I'll tell you why -- it was one of my favorite TV shows?
HC today was the Whitley and Dewayne wedding episodes?
HC Byron's brother was played by Orlando Jones the 7 UP Man?

HC yesterday I was in the dollar store and heard something ALARMING ?
HC I heard a child singing the REMIX to Jingle Bells?
HC he finished the regular part adn went on to say, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus is gaaaaaaaaay???
HC I had to ask him what did you say?
HC he repeated it like he had Santa Claus hooray or something of that magnitude?
HC then he yelled out to his mom don't forget to buy me some dAodorant and not dEodorant?

[prayerfull]

HC I am just tinkled pink that I can say Soror now.
HC it's just so beautiful to know that I have so many sisters all around the globe.
HC that really gives me a warm, fuzzy, pink and green feeling inside.
HC being pinned by my mother was so wonderful.
HC I've been calling her Soror Mommy all afternoon.

HC CT4 reminded me that I haven't given y'all a recap on my Thanksgiving with my birth mother.
HC we didn't go hiking afterall.
HC that's good, because the only boots I have are black leather, with 3 inch heels.
HC as she was making dinner, I was looking around to see what she was cooking.
HC I was like "how about if I make some macaroni and cheese".
HC all the white folks grubbed on my mac and cheese.
HC if I had time, I would have cooked some collards too.
HC she cooked PEAS!
HC I PASSED on the PEAS!!!

[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME I watched bits and pieces of Laverne and Shirley's Fandemonium this weekend on TVLand?
HC I have a question?
HC they shared a room all those years?
HC Shirley used to tease Carmine all the time?
HC Laverne had an L on all her clothes?
HC she drank that dang on milk and Pepsi?
HC that isht is nasty?
HC I tried to drink it when I was younger because of Laverne but like Momma used to tell me don't DO EVERYTHING U SEE?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by prayerfull
HC I am just tinkled pink that I can say Soror now.
HC it's just so beautiful to know that I have so many sisters all around the globe.
HC that really gives me a warm, fuzzy, pink and green feeling inside.
HC being pinned by my mother was so wonderful.
HC I've been calling her Soror Mommy all afternoon.

HC that is SO special?
HC I love my AKA?
HC I truly love that every soror understands that love?
HC we all have warm fuzzies?
HC I feel warm and fuzzy when new sorors come into the sisterhood?
HC, though, I had to LOL @ Soror Mommy?
HC that's too cute!?

[Ideal08]

HC I wanted to post something so I could see my new signature?
HC I know I'm a mess, but I don't care?
HC I can't stay long, I'm supposed to be working diligently?
HC I am working diligently as the newest employee of The Ohio State University?
HC I think I will congratulate myself with my fave for lunch, CHINESE!?
HC I think I deserve a congratulatory crank?
HC we look for any excuse to crank?
HC the only excuse we DON'T look for is reproduction?
HC that in and of itself is one hot mess?
HC I'm very excited at the prospect of going back to school?
HC I am even more excited that it will be FREE?
HC that is my favorite word in the English language?
HC I have been jammin' to the Red Star CD all day?
HC I am starving?
HC I have a new favorite store?
HC it's The Great Indoors?
HC I fell in love?
HC until I went into that store, I coulda cared less about a house?
HC my boyfriend mentioned us getting a house the other day, and it kinda scared me silent?
HC the NEXT day is the day I went to The Great Indoors?
HC now, I'm all like, ooh, gotta get a house, gotta get that kitchen, gotta have that bathroom?
HC I had described my bathroom to my honey?
HC I could tell he could care less?
HC he needed to know, though, because the bathroom is my favorite room in the house?
HC the Great Indoors has my bathroom?
HC I even saw the kitchen that I want?
HC my soror friend that I was with told me that I kept picking the most expensive stuff?
HC I told her I couldn't help it, I like what I like?
HC I have champagne taste with a water budget?
HC that's right, not a beer budget, H2O?
HC now, I'm looking forward to having a house?
HC that should make my honey happy?
HC we are on a schedule?
HC I'm glad we are FINALLY on the same page?
HC I have some encouraging stuff to share with you all, but it's too much to type right now?
HC I have to go, but I will bless you all with my presence later?

[Steeltrap]

HC I went from wanting to hug my tutoring kids on Saturday to smacking them?

HC they were very calm during the math, but started acting crazy after their snack time?

HC I let the kids pick out the books for reading time?

HC two young girls came in twenty minutes prior to the session ending?

HC they were the most disruptive and they were girls?

HC one girl was wearing a peacoat and sequined flip-flops?

HC this child was not yet 12 years old?

HC one of my sorors was ready to go home and take a nap after dealing with some 15 third-graders?

HC Ms. Sequin was strafed by her teacher, who was also volunteering, in front of her mother?

HC my LSs and I are not yet set on where we'll have our AKAversary?

HC I called a disrespectful visitor to the Alpha room out by PM?

HC I at Soror Prayerfull's reminiscence of being pinned by her Soror Mom?

HC I made it back to Irvine safely in spite of the heavy rain out here?

[Steeltrap]

One other very important HC:

HC my great sister Greek, CT4, hooked up my BP page w/such style and grace?

[#1 Leading Lady]

HC I am a Happy sistah today?

HC remember I told ya'll some heffa cashed my tax rebate and the IRS was trippin like I was the criminal and NOT the victim?

HC when I called the IRS last week they fronted like I wasn't going to get MY $$$$?

HC I got my $$$$?

HC I'm a going to be a shopping Fool?

HC I'm like HEYYYYYYYYY!!!

HC I had a child free weekend?

HC I am refreshed?

HC I gotta go to do some work?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Steeltrap
One other very important HC:

HC my great sister Greek, CT4, hooked up my BP page w/such style and grace?

HC it was my honor and pleasure to do it?
HC it was my SISTERHOOD SERVICE PROJECT of the month?
HC I had a ball doing it?
HC her earlier page y'all was blank so I talked her into typing something?
HC I just did it around her loves: AKA, Jazz, and the Lakers?
HC now I need another project and I have one?
HC I would rather do those than grade papers?

HC you should go check out her page and sign her GB to show her some love and give her some points?
HC the link is http://members.blackplanet.com/vreed64?
HC my page if you want to sign it and look and laugh and stuh is http://members.blackplanet.com/simplyred04?
HC my "other page" is http://members.blackplanet.com/NPHC_Listserve?
HC I want to learn how to put music and moveable text on pages now?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by #1 Leading Lady
HC I am a Happy sistah today?

HC remember I told ya'll some heffa cashed my tax rebate and the IRS was trippin like I was the criminal and NOT the victim?

HC when I called the IRS last week they fronted like I wasn't going to get MY $$$$?

HC I got my $$$$?

HC I'm a going to be a shopping Fool?

HC I'm like HEYYYYYYYYY!!!

HC I had a child free weekend?

HC I am refreshed?

HC I gotta go to do some work?

HC Heeeeeeeeeeey!!
HC GO #1LL?!?!!?
HC It's your birthday?
HC I need to learn when that really is so I don't miss it?
HC I wish I had a "surprise check" coming?