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03-09-2005, 06:31 PM
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Will Arsenal ever win the Champions League?
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03-09-2005, 06:40 PM
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Originally posted by Jesus H. Christ
Blessed art thou. I speak 2,874 languages, but not yours. Please state your questions in English, or another language that I speak, and I'll be delighted to answer you. 
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I love Jesus Praise the Lord!
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03-09-2005, 07:10 PM
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Originally posted by Jesus H. Christ
Blessed art thou. I speak 2,874 languages, but not yours. Please state your questions in English, or another language that I speak, and I'll be delighted to answer you.
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that's just wrong... but in a funny as hell way!
btw - why is the saying 'funny as hell' - is hell funny?
-marissa
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03-09-2005, 07:34 PM
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Add another Language to you mulitude of I know ----- It is Called EarpSpeak! 
Oh Great What The F over!
Unasuming, Unimportant, and Unwelcome.
Your laffability is under whelming and Rot In Hell. Oh, where is that?
Interesting, I will ahve to ask a friend who is a physchologist who now does it for Pussys, Oh Cats that is! 
You are an interesting study for sure!
Keep up your dilusions so I can document them for Her!
Or Da Phil.
I saw a rubber crutch one time and do you wear it on right or left side? 
I have running water, can you change it to Wine, elixar for life.
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03-09-2005, 07:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jesus H. Christ
Blessed art thou. I speak 2,874 languages, but not yours. Please state your questions in English, or another language that I speak, and I'll be delighted to answer you.
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Jesus rocks! He's got a great sense of humor.
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03-10-2005, 01:55 AM
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Jesus, I go to a university run by your fine order, and I really think our College Republicans chapter could use a little smoting. Could you arrange this?
In your service,
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03-10-2005, 02:03 AM
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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Jesus, I go to a university run by your fine order, and I really think our College Republicans chapter could use a little smoting. Could you arrange this?
In your service,
GeekyPenguin
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SMITING.
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03-10-2005, 02:09 AM
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SMITING.
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Jesus, smote this atheist who corrects my grammar!
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03-10-2005, 02:12 AM
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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Jesus, smote this atheist who corrects my grammar!
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My favorite fun fact about smiting: "smitten" comes from the verb "to smite."
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03-10-2005, 02:15 AM
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My favorite fun fact about smiting: "smitten" comes from the verb "to smite."
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I AM SMITTEN WITH CHRIST'S LOVE!
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03-10-2005, 11:49 AM
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Dear Jesus,
1. Why do women have cramps? Why can't you give men an equivalent to cramps so they'll know what the pain is all about?
2. Why did you allow Shakespeare In Love to win the Oscar for Best Picture?
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03-11-2005, 09:56 AM
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Originally posted by BetteDavisEyes
2. Why did you allow Shakespeare In Love to win the Oscar for Best Picture?
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shoot, jesus probaby wondering the same thing! 
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03-11-2005, 11:53 AM
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Dear Jesus,
While I appreciate your dad's daily artwork in the form of nature in all it's beauty, do you think you can talk to him about using a pallate other than white and grey in the Chicagoland area? Seriously, it's getting depressing around here. Oh yeah, turning up the heat a WHOLE LOT would be great, too. Thanks.
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03-11-2005, 12:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by RedRoseSAI
Dear Jesus,
While I appreciate your dad's daily artwork in the form of nature in all it's beauty, do you think you can talk to him about using a pallate other than white and grey in the Chicagoland area? Seriously, it's getting depressing around here. Oh yeah, turning up the heat a WHOLE LOT would be great, too. Thanks.
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The Milwaukee chapter would like to second this. Excellent work with the sunshine today, did you prematurely answer our prayers again?
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03-12-2005, 10:49 AM
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I've got a nasty cold. How can I quickly get rid of it?
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