Hey gang, I got this from my local news' website and I was wondering what you guys thought. I watch his movies on TV all the time--sometimes I forget that he's been gone for 4 years.
Chris Farley's Ghost Haunting Cemetery?
Police Search For White, Heavy Serial Flasher
Posted: 12:33 p.m. EDT August 14, 2001
Updated: 1:23 p.m. EDT August 14, 2001
APPLETON, Wis. -- Police in Appleton, Wis. are searching for a serial flasher who apparently is a dead-ringer for comedian Chris Farley.
Police say the flasher struck last week as a woman walked by a cemetery. He called her over and then exposed himself.
The woman said the man was white and fat, in his late 20s or early 30s and about six-foot-two with dusty, thinning blonde hair in a bowl cut.
Police suspect the man may be responsible for nearly a dozen similar incidents in a one-mile radius over the last three years.
They say he may be getting bolder -- the cemetery incident happened at 1:30 p.m.
Farley, a native of Madison, Wis., rose to fame as a performer on Saturday Night Live before he died in 1997 of a cocaine and morphine overdose at age 33.
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