Danger of expanding into Devry

[Rudey]

In my day we did many thing,
things of many. It is disheartening
to see a GLO at Devry. It makes
me question why this happens. Soon
it will be a clown college. So why
do you GLOs insist on being at Devry.
I have many years of experience
with the Greek system. My age
should get you to overlook that I write
like this.

[TheEpitome1920]

Really??? A social organization?? I knew they had professional fraternities.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by TheEpitome1920
Really??? A social organization?? I knew they had professional fraternities.

Well young one,
I cannot name
them. In fact it is
difficult to make
sense of what I
post. But the
danger is there
and clear.

[33girl]

This is not real. Rudith is writing a satire.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by 33girl
This is not real. Rudith is writing a satire.

Satire? You young
younguns don't
appreciate our
effort. I went to
college many years
ago. I have a high
gpa from a school
that does noooooot
exist. I also worked
at a community college.
I know about this.
Do not mess with this.
I will burn my dirty
depends on your doorstep.

[Erik P Conard]

The brothers DeVry were Tekes at Gamma chapter, U of IL
in late 30s or early 40s. TKE has not been courted to place a
chapter at any of their locations. And I doubt they would put
a chapter at any of them. I hear there is an AEPi colony at one
or two of them. But this has not been corroborated.

[33girl]

Oh snap.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by 33girl
Oh snap.

Dearest girl we have seen
fraternities at many schools.
Some are teaching college.
Some are textile colleges.
It might be strange for some
to be at the Philadelphia
college of textiles but not
for others. I have seen,
through the years, many
fraternities open up at fine
schools including Miami-
Dade Community College and
Rio Community College where
great minds can work on
their Associate degrees and
be Greek. Later on in life
they too can volunteer with
their fraternity and brag
about a gpa that is higher
than the US deficit. Great
men, many a man, has come
out with an Associate degree.
They aspire to put purchases
of customers into bags at the
grocery store and volunteer
with their org and brag about
their degree.

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by Rudey
Dearest girl we have seen
fraternities at many schools.
Some are teaching college.
Some are textile colleges.
It might be strange for some
to be at the Philadelphia
college of textiles but not
for others. I have seen,
through the years, many
fraternities open up at fine
schools including Miami-
Dade Community College and
Rio Community College where
great minds can work on
their Associate degrees and
be Greek. Later on in life
they too can volunteer with
their fraternity and brag
about a gpa that is higher
than the US deficit. Great
men, many a man, has come
out with an Associate degree.
They aspire to put purchases
of customers into bags at the
grocery store and volunteer
with their org and brag about
their degree.

Rudith, you are truly a great man, a Greek among Greeks.

[Lil' Hannah]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Rudith, you are truly a great man, a Greek among Greeks.

DA! Rudey has done great things in the Greek community!

Founded a chapter!

Started a local alumni chapter!

Donated to philanthropy!

Mastered the English language!!

[PhiPsiRuss]

The truckdriver schools. Don't forget the truckdriver schools.

[GeekyPenguin]

Truck drivers are angels without wings!

[33girl]

This thread makes me thirsty. I think I'll have a Snapple.

[Little E]

Originally posted by Rudey
It might be strange for some
to be at the Philadelphia
college of textiles but not
for others.

It's now called Philadelphia University, or something like that.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Truck drivers are angels without wings!

I just spit my earl grey
tea with added fiber up.
You young whipper snappers
are going to be impressed
when after expanding
at community colleges,
Greeks colonize at the
University of Phoenix and
learn about trucking online.