Desperate Housewives:

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by btb87
So maybe Parliament-Funkadelic was also talking about him!!

Just a big ol' freak, HE'S the freak of the week!

Bree is about to BREAK HIS AZZZ!!! LMAO
I would have never suspected that Maisy was LIKE THIS.


Umm Gabrielle why did you burn Carlos' passport? Methinks his name is not really Carlos Solis.

[btb87]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Umm Gabrielle why did you burn Carlos' passport? Methinks his name is not really Carlos Solis.

Guuurrrrrrrrllll, I was thankin' the EXACT same thing! And if I didn't crack up when she was visiting him and they kissed and he started talking. . . she totally wasn't expecting that.

Po' Rex. When Bree finishes with him, he's probably gon' wish he HAD died. . .

[ladygreek]

no passport-no bail. those papers must have told her something that causes her to want to keep him behind bars.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by ladygreek
no passport-no bail. those papers must have told her something that causes her to want to keep him behind bars.

Gotcha. Thanks.
She had me ROFLMAO when she was moving all sorts of furniture across the street. She is strong.

[AKA2D '91]

LMAO. She coulda had the merchandise spread out on Wisteria Lane. LOL

I lmao when she told the "fuzz" that they don't like clutter. LOL

Okay. Since ya girl has hired the nanny, is she going back to work?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
LMAO. She coulda had the merchandise spread out on Wisteria Lane. LOL

I lmao when she told the "fuzz" that they don't like clutter. LOL

Okay. Since ya girl has hired the nanny, is she going back to work?

I wish she would cuz watching the P Funk Crew is boring, lol. Why did they name all of their kids with P first names?

[btb87]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
Okay. Since ya girl has hired the nanny, is she going back to work?

Probably not. And where she got to go that's gonna make her "late" getting home? That's what she told the nanny. If she does go, it won't be immediately. She's gonna take her own sweet time doing what she wants to do.

Every time I look at her (Lynette) with some type of choker around her neck, I think about a ghost story I read as a little kid where this guy's ghostly girlfriend wouldn't take off her ribbon choker. When they got married, he took it off one night while she was sleep, and her head fell off!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by btb87

Every time I look at her (Lynette) with some type of choker around her neck, I think about a ghost story I read as a little kid where this guy's ghostly girlfriend wouldn't take off her ribbon choker. When they got married, he took it off one night while she was sleep, and her head fell off!

TWOP hates her choker. HATES IT!! LMAO, I never noticed it til they commented on it.

I thought Paul was going to try to poison Zack with those mashed potatoes. Here is what I think happened: Zack and Dana were Mary Alice's kids but they killed Mary Alice and chopped up her body and stuck it in toy chest. The Mary Alice we knew who is really named Angela assumed the chopped up toy box Mary Alice's identity. I believe Dana was abandoned.

[AKA2D '91]

Why would she assume the identity? How did Paul "hook up" with the Mary Alice we knew AKA Angela?

Maybe Paul and Angela were cohorts and the kids saw Mary Alice get killed. Remember Zach said he "remembers"stuff. Maybe Paul wants Zach to think HE killed his "mother". Maybe the daughter was Angela's daughter and not Paul's?

[btb87]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
TWOP hates her choker. HATES IT!! LMAO, I never noticed it til they commented on it.

I thought Paul was going to try to poison Zack with those mashed potatoes.

As many times as Paul asked Zack about wanting some potatoes, I thought the same thing! And Zack even told him that he had already asked.

And I have to agree with TWOP - I'm not fond of the chokers either. . .

[ladygreek]

Yeah, the potatoes thing was bugging me, too. And who knows, they still might be poisoned--slow reaction.

How is ol girl going to talk to her mother like that after she was the one hiding Zach in her room.

[MeezDiscreet]

you know what's interesting is that rex said that bree is too controlling, yet, he's into that s&m. and bree is hardcore!! she was too smooth when she went off without going off. i thought rex was going to have another heart attack when she said "i know you still love me...maisy told me." and speaking of maisy and because i'm just particular about certain things, i was like "eeeww!! i hope she washed up!!" when that one dude left and rex came in!

although susan is still the mother, i'm glad julie let her know that she hadn't been acting like one.

i, too, was thinking the potatoes were poison but the creepy dad ate some too.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
you know what's interesting is that rex said that bree is too controlling, yet, he's into that s&m. and bree is hardcore!! she was too smooth when she went off without going off. i thought rex was going to have another heart attack when she said "i know you still love me...maisy told me." and speaking of maisy and because i'm just particular about certain things, i was like "eeeww!! i hope she washed up!!" when that one dude left and rex came in!

That dad she was talking to played on Even Stevens; it was weird to see him in a capacity where he had just paid to have the deed done to him.

But WORD, I hope Maisy bathed after each customer. How "gangsta" is she to have sex in her marriage bed? I hope Bree tells her husband. If I was Bree, I would expose Maisy.

[nikki1920]

bree is my new shero!! lol. I kept waiting for Rex's heart monitor to go up when she was talking to him. Rex has some sexual issues, I think. He might have a Madonna complex.. hmmm

the potatoes.. hmmm

Julie talking to Susan... yeah, she had a point, but she'da gotten smacked with that attitude and a black mom.. straight up...

I LUV this show..

[AKA2D '91]

What's the status of Carlos' mother?