Any good "Yo Mama" jokes out there?

[Monique]

lmao...once again, some of yall got me peeing in my clothes..some of them jokes was hella funny..But i wanna let ya know that yes, hogmauels are pignutz..and no i don't eat them , but i do eat chitlings..Yes i'm from the south Mississippi..so belieive me, we eat alotttttt of pig down here..holla

[Caramelattsu]

Girl I'm from the Ga and I assure you, you DON'T want to know what hogmahs are if you ate them before. :0

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
Yo mama lips so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray...Yo mama mouth so big , she speaks in surround sound...Yo mama gums so black, she spits yoo-hoo...Yo mama breath so bad, when she yawns her teeth duck...Yo mama in a wheel cahir screaming "I AINT STANDING FOR THIS SH*T"....Yo mama ain't so bad, she would give you the hair off her back.

On another note, MaMa Buddha, My family is from the South...now I've eaten my share of collards, black eye peas, hamhocks, even pig feet, but I wish someone can tell me what hogmahs are. I noticed it in your signature. Just curious!

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[onesavvydiva]

OKAY, I nominate:
Deltabrat
and
MaMaBuddha

for the 1st annual GreekChat Yo Mama Slamfest Winners....

Thanks for your contributions of:
"Yo Mama so old, she poots dust" b/c of the originality in bringing back a word from back in the day--poot.
-and
"Yo Mama so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man, and I haven't seen her since"...b/c of the pure comedy that this joke provided....

Any other nominees???

[Sexy Mocha]

Poot....now there's a funny ass word. I actually thought my family was the only one that said poot! Is that just a black thing or does everyone say poot? (Notice I just like saying the word poot). I've always wondered about the origins of such words ..Like poot (fifth time I've said it )
Why is that word so funny to me?!?

[LXAAlum]

Just trying to maintain my composure reading these, and it ain't happenin'.....damn these are good!

Anyways, to clarify...

Mountain Oysters, or, rather, Rocky Mountain Oysters are taken from bulls, not pigs, and are quite the delicacy where I live - legend has it this phenomenon started at Bruce's Bar in Severance, Colorado (Where the geese fly and the bulls cry...)

[icytre]

Yo Mamma so ugly that she has a twin sister named Ass!

[ambitious 1]

icytre...That was too funny, you got me wipin tears away

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[Texas Alum]

icytre - ROFLMAO!!!!

and in Texas, mountain oysters are bull testicles - considered a delicacy. Nasty! (especially when you hear how they get them off)

[Billy Optimist]

Originally posted by DELTABRAT:
Mocha,

Pig testicles are called "mountain oysters."

I am soooo serious.

I thought that was goats

[Billy Optimist]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
Poot....now there's a funny ass word. I actually thought my family was the only one that said poot! Is that just a black thing or does everyone say poot? (Notice I just like saying the word poot). I've always wondered about the origins of such words ..Like poot (fifth time I've said it )
Why is that word so funny to me?!?

nah, us honkies say it too. poot.

[unregistered1]

Yo momma so ugly that when 2 burglars came in her house, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "no"!

[damasa]

yo mama so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

[KSig RC]

yo momma's so stoopid, takes the beeyatch an hour to cook minute rice . . . she tried to put a screen door on a submarine . . . takes all day to watch 60 Minutes . . . confused prime time w/ prime rib, and ended up w/ a mouthful of 'Friends' . . . tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order . . . thought Boyz II Men was a daycare . . . thought Fleetwood Mac was from McDonald's

Yo momma's hips so big, people set drinks on 'em

I saw yo momma kickin a can down the street - i asked what she doin, she said "Movin"

yo momma got so few teeth, looks like her tongue's in jail

[prdlocal]

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund!

Take that!

[LSUTigerGirl]

Originally posted by unregistered1:
Yo momma so ugly that when 2 burglars came in her house, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "no"!

OH MY LORD!!!! That is hilarious. I almost fell out of my seat because I was laughing so hard. OH...SexyMocha...this is the best thread by far. I needed a good laugh. THANKS!

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