One, I was at PF Chang and opened my fortune cookie and a toenail was in it. Not a fingernail, but a toenail.
Two:
Went to a restaurant, like a deli and was sitting across from a woman eating a salad. After like 10 minutes she (apparently) began chewing on something that was not lettuce or tomatoes, etc. When she finally had chewed what it was to the front, it was a Band-Aid..used..like wrapped up and taped, ya know, like fresh off the chef's finger and stuff. I was like "uh."