Don't you hate it when...

[Ms.CrimsonCream]

OH MY GAWD!!!

You all have me rollin!!

OK-- How about when you have your heart set on OJ/Kool-Aid/what ever drink in the fridge- and you find the biggest glass you can find in the house cause you KNOW there is enough to fill it up since you just bought it/made it/thought you were the last to pour some and there is ONLY enough in the container to wet the tip of your tounge

Or, you were the last to drive the car, and your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend/roomie asks to use it, they have the nerve to return it to you on E. When they hopped on in it was more than half, if not full -- I forgot to mention, you are on your way to an appt or work and you are already runnin late!!

To all of you beauticians out there: Don't tell me you are on schedule when I call, but when I step in the shop, there are 2+ people that you haven't even started on, and some of them have the SAME appt time THAT I DO!!!

[prospectiverushee]

I got a million of them

Welcome to today's edition of

Don't you hate it:

-when you have you heart set on the last piece of pie/cake/slice of pizza/chicken only to find that a roommate/family member/boy/girlfiend ate it cause they "didn't know you wanted the last piece"


-when people see you coming your hands full,but still let the door slam in your face

- when you don't complian when your neihbors play their music loud, but your neihbor calls the National Guard if you so much as sneeze

-when people ask you your name and you tell the and they go "Where'd you get that name from?" if it's one they haven't heard before.(just a tip, I got my name from my mom. Where'd you get your tiny little brain)

-when you don't have any money you see all kinds of things you want to buy,but when you actually have money everything in the store is crap

and finally on this edition of Don't you hate it:

when a dark skin person tells a light/medium person "You'd look so much better if you had a little more color

or when a dark skin person says that they have to get out of the sun cause they don't want to get to dark

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[CrimsonTail]

Y'all are killing me here!!!!

Don't you hate it when you're just coming from the gym sweaty and nasty or just lookin' plain ole busted that day when a brother wants to push up on you?

Or...

When you've just finished cleaning out the sink of the dirty dishes, someone decides to leave one plate in the sink instead of putting it in the dishwasher!!!

EVEN WORSE....LADIES YOU KNOW THIS ONE!!!

It's that time and you forget to carry your equipment and decide to get it out of the dispensor in the BR and discover it does not work, the quarter is stuck, or it just doesn't have anything to give!!! Then what is the point?

I know there is more to come!!!

Crimson Tail

[Nubian]

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Please let me know if you agree.

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[blu_theatrics]

I gotta play...

Don'yt you hate

When you can't get into the movie because they swear you under 17 even though you justr showed them your COLLEGE ID to get the discount ( I guess, I'm a 16 year old genius huh)

When you at the R rated movie Lauging your a** off and realize there is a five year old sitting next to you (her momma knew she was to young to see Scary Movie)

When you make plans to go out after work, got your clubb clothes ready and your relief call off.

When every dude you dance with at the club think you wanna give him your number (dang....it was just a dance and I didn't ask you, I just turned around and you were there)

[ambitious 1]

okay here's some...
-You find the perfect seat at the movies/show/etc. and then some chick with hair 10 ft. tall comes and sits right in front of you.

-You are tryin to watch a really good movie, and someone is askin you questions every 5 seconds..."Why did they do that?" "Where did they come from?" "Who is that?"...I don't know, I am watchin the movie just like you, fool!

-You are at a step show/concert/etc. and everybody in front of you decides to stand up, and don't forget, they always have to be 4 or 5 feet taller than you, just so you cant see

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"No one is your friend who demands your silence or denies your right to grow." -Alice Walker

Yall got me rollin...ok let me vent too

1. Don't you hate when a person in front of you in line has a food stamp card but forgot their pin number.

2. Don't you hate when a person waits until the cashier rings up all her grocercies and then ask "do you have a pen?" I'm thinking why didn't you write that *&^% check while she was ringing up all that garbage?

3. Don't you hate to see children with no shoes and their hair not combed but their mother is dressed to kill.

4. Don't you hate to hear mothers curse loudly at children in public.

5. Don't you hate to see a parent tell a child to do something and they say no and fall all over the floor...if you don't get your a$% up.

6. Don't you hate to drive behind an elderly person with no sense of direction.

7. Don't you hate for a guy with gold teeth and pants sagging to come in a place of employment talking about...hey man is yall hiring?

8. Don't you hate when a person has foul breath and you hand them a mint, they chew it up real quick. I'm like naw bruh take your time with the candy, let it marinate.

9. Don't you hate driving behind someone who doesn't turn their blinker off so you don't know if they are turning or what.

10. Don't you hate when strangers approach you and ask is your hair real? Would they ask a white person the same question?

11. Don't you hate when people ask, "so how much money do you make?"

12. Don't you hate when a person in line didn't bring enough money to shop, so they say, "wait total that up and see how much it is." And when they go over the amount they say take this off. I'm like, sista girl take that beer off your ticket and keep the meat and vegetables. Your children got to eat!

13. Don't you hate when you slave over a dinner, someone comes in and say, "can I help you with anything?" Don't you smell that the dinner is ready!

14. Don't you hate when someone puts an empty container back in the refrigerator. Throw it in the trash!

15. Don't you hate when a person walks in front of your car and looks at you like, "girl you better not hit me." Well you better wear your bumper then cause I hit pedestrians! Just kidding I don't hit all of them...just the ones that walk in front of my car.

[Diva6]

I'm back!! Okay, I have to piggy-back off of my girl Sparkles, I'm feeling the whole tall-short thing. Don't you hate it when a five foot six man says "hey shawty, what's up with you?" when you are six feet tall?!?!?! I mean, this fool had to look up at me but I am the short one!

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[Spotlight4Delta]

Don't you hate it when...

1. people drive with blinker on.

2. when you are trying to get over and the driver behind you speeds up!
3. you get in a lane that you think is going faster than the other lanes, but it's not (Office Space).
4. people call you and hang up, but then you call them back, b/c you have caller id and they lie and say they didn't call you. Yes you did!
5. you sit at work with absolutely nothing to do but post messages on this board!

[Secret97]

Okay, I tried to contain myself and not post since it was so long but I can't help!

Don't you hate it when......

1. when you are short and short guys try to holla (hello if i'm short then I don't want you, my kids would be midgets).

2. when the janitors @ your univ. try to holla.

3. when your alarm clock is set for 8:30 but you get up @ 8:15 with an unbearable urge to go to the BR.

4. when you go home for christmas or spring break and your family has to discuss how fat you've gotten

I could go on but I'm missing Y&R

[Spotlight4Delta]

Don't you hate it when...

- you go home for the holidays and your whole family asks you when you are getting married!

-you bring a "friend" home for Christmas and you family gets all up in his/her business!

-you have that one uncle who wants to fight everyody during the holidays!

[Eclipse]

O.k.....Y'all have had me laughing long enough...I have to jump in 'cause this is personal

Don't you hate it when...

1. Your boss lies to your face about an afternoon meeting and you know they are going home early?

2. Your boss asks you to 'do them a favor' while they are at their 'afternoon meeting' which translates into doing THEIR job?

UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Today is "I hate my job day!!!!!"

[The Negotiator]

I really tried not to post but I couldn't resist..

Don't you hate it when ...

1. ...you have had a long day at work and you get on the bus and you just want to lean your head on something but you can't because you are sitting next to the greasy window.

2. ...when you are at a cookout and you are really enjoying your food when you look over and the family dog is staring at you like he hasn't eaten in weeks.

3. ... when you are hungry and everyone wants to taste what you have.

4. ... when you offer someone a mint b/c they really need it and they turn it down.

5. when you really have to use the restroom and you get to the door and realize that you have to deposit a coin.

6. ... when people send you meaningless emails, like the numerous forwards (those are the same people that are like girl why don't you ever email me back).

[onesavvydiva]

Total Elegane you are killing me with #8!!!

Don't you just hate it when:

-you are too tired to put out your clothes the day before, so you decide to visualize what you're gonna wear, and when you get up the next morning, that outfit has a stain on it?

-those of you who don't have a separate phone line for your computer are about to get on the internet b/c you REALLY need to check your email, and somebody calls you right b/f you log on

-somebody calls you late at night, they ask you "what are you doing" you say "Sleep", and they keep talking.....CLICK!

-you are really late to work, and you realize that you don't have enough gas to get there and you only have 2 dollars cash on you so not only do you have to go to the gas station, you have to go to the bank.

-some nice-looking guy is checking you out, and just before he/you make your move, some PHENOMENAL beauty, with flawless skin and a perfect body walks by, and he instantly forgets about you!!!!

-for those of you with AOL when you have the "buddylist" and you are really into a post, website you're reading and someone you don't wanna talk to Instant Messages you!

-when youve been sitting in the hairdresser for 5-6 hours, and you don't like how she's doing your hair, but you don't bother to say anything 'cause you are just ready to GO!!!

I have more, but I think my post is tooo long already!!

[prospectiverushee]

Don't you hate it when:

-it hasn't rained all week,but the minute you get your hair done it wants to pour and you don't have an umbrella

-it hasn't rained all week the second you finsh washing your car, it stroms

-you go into a room for something but forget what you went in there for

-you think you've lost your glasses and they were on top of your head the whole time