Doggone it! How Come? Pt. V

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by kitten03:
How come I'm at work?
How come I just hugged and kissed my comp screen?
How come I love Craig David's a$$ets?
How come yall lyin about him not dating black women?
How come I'll change him?
How come once you go black you never go back?
How come I'ma have to catch his lil red a$$ets?
How come I'm gonna seduce him?
How come the rest I can't tell yall?

How come she is ALL UP ON him like that?
How come we JUST broke it off?
How come, um, could you PLEASE give me some time to regroup?
How come, doggone it, how come???
How come I was driving to work today thinking about this fool?
How come I was LOL in the car at librasoul talkin bout some, "How come oops?"
How come, kitten03, how come?
How come you could give me a little time, though, for real, lol?
How come if you DO bring him back to OUR side, I will thank you?
How come I will then use my SKILLS and send you on your way?
How come then me and Craig can be happy once again?
How come I changed my mind right after I wrote that?
LOL
How come you can keep him?
How come I guess I'm over him?
How come the slightest thing can eliminate your crush?
How come love should be like a crush?
How come men wouldn't last a hot minute if it was?
How come we'd be like, Oh you stupid? Bye.

How come SOMEONE is trying to back out on the park trip?
How come I won't call that SOMEONE out?
How come if Sunday comes and that SOMEONE ain't there, there will be some punishments given out?

[Ideal08]

How come I have something for you librasoul?
How come I hope this works? lol



How come I brought him just for you!!!
How come I hope this returns the favor you did for ME?
How come I had to capitalize ME for kitten03?
How come we are so silly?

[kell1gs]

Originally posted by poizniv:
How come kellgs:
1. You just said a mouth full.
2. You just made me feel sad.
3. You just made me cry.
4. You just turned into a "curly-haired
kid.

HOW COME im not being that dramatic about it...am i?
HOW COME nobody feels that bad for the curly haired kid?
HOW COME im part of the problem?
How COME i made my own website?
How come its http://www.rit.edu/~keb6319/curly.html ?
How Come? huh How Come?



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Kellogs @}~~`~~,~~

[nikki25]

How come I've just have been reading the how comes?
How come I'm responding in length to make up for time?
How come the "How Comes" are just so insightful? Ya'll know that this How Come stuff gets so "insightful" that it really becomes more of a chat room than a forum?

How come I'm sitting up in huh hungry?
How come I went to WalMart last night and was in there until 1AM as if I didn't have to work today?
How come I am now tired?
How come I have a great deal of work to do today?
How come I will persevere anyway?

How come HeartBrAKA's story is wild?
How come some men can be so deceptive about their relationship realities? How come, how come?
How come people need to be more forthright?
How come you can't have your proverbial cake and eat it too?
How come people need to watch themselves?
How come there really is a thin line between love and hate?
How come, ya'll, how come?
How come that brotha' is just out of change?
How come I feel like AKA2D--I wouldn't drive the 500 miles--but I understand??!!

How come I'm always smiling?
How come I laugh heartedly daily?
How come I thank God for His joy?


How come I keep rewinding key jokes of The Original Kings of Comedy in my head?
How come I love D.L's The First Miracle of Jesus, and all of Cedric the Entertainer's jokes in my head and set them on permanent rewind therein?
How come I keep hearing Bernie Mac saying, "Him downstairs"?

How come I'm excited about school starting in a few weeks?
How come I'm excited about my planned get aways while I'm in school?

How come I enjoy being single?
How come I'm not interested in dating seriously right now?
How come I just like to be friends with dudes?
How come I just like my independence?

How come I have days wherein I like being single and days where I wouldn't mind being married?
How come there aren't any Nikki-qualifiable men in Pittsburgh?
How come, ya'll, how darn, come?

How come I'm writing as if I don't have deadlines rapidly approaching?
How come I'm about to get back to work?
How come I'm going to finish this report and such?

How come I'll be posting more How Comes in a minute?
How come I can now understand why this thread has demanded 5 distinct ones?


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I will bless the Lord at ALL times His praise shall continually be in my mouth. (Psalms 34:1, KJV)

[nikki25]

Originally posted by kell1gs:
How COME i made my own website?
How come its http://www.rit.edu/~keb6319/curly.html
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How come your little site makes me laugh?
How come I was expecting to go on their and find out a little bit more about my fellow GreekChatter?
How come I got syked on sight? (thinking of Bernie Mac--"Next time I see that mf*****, I'm f****** him up on sight!")
How come I hope that you spruce up your webpage and provide some detail?

How come you made me laugh with your iddie biddie site? Cute, cute.

[Ideal08]

How come nikki25 been sleepin' on the HC's?
How come that was my only HC?
How come you can tell who is NOT diligently working this week?
How come this person (LMAO) has more HC's on this new thread than anyone?
How come she should be ashamed of herself?
How come I'm not?
How come I've requested my transcripts?
How come I'm going to apply to be a Spanish teacher?
How come the more I think about it the more excited I get?
Porque me alegro MUCHO a la pensamiento que voy a usar mi espanol otra vez?
Porque lo echo de menos?
Porque ya estoy pensando in lecciones?
Porque ellos probablamente no pueden comprender estos HC's?
Porque si te puede entender todo lo que yo escribe, EMAIL ME!! Me gusta hablar contigo, para que puedo practicar!

[Miss. Mocha]

How come y'all got so many "how comes"?

How come I always only have a few?

How come you all's are so deep?

How come mine are so shallow?

How come Ideal08 is the girl?

How come I'm praying hard for some of y'all?

How come it seems like the older I get the more friends I lose?

How come I'm trying to be more contemplative before I tell a friend that they are no longer a friend?

How come my husband washed my car, and has it smelling so good?

How come I appreciate him sooooo much, but tell him sooo seldomly?

How come my daughter has started crying incessantly for attention lately?

How come I'm five minutes from beating her little a$$ everyday when I get home from work?

How come I have to send her to her room while I calm down?

How come she comes out and tells me and my husband that we're mean?

How come I thank God that He gives me the patience not to slap the taste from her mouth and show her what mean really is?

[AKA2D '91]

How Come I received an "A" in Spanish?
How Come I don't even much know what Ideal posted?
How Come my LS taught the class?
How Come I only went to class like 2 times?
How Come the Spanish I did learn, I learned it from Sesame Street?
How Come I was 4 or 5 years old?
How Come I wish Ideal all the luck in the world?
How Come she will do well?

[The Original Ape]

Porque te comprendo Ideal?
Porque estare solo este semana fin?
Porque espiro a verles todos mi greekchat familia a la parque este domingo?
Porque quiero fumar el fumo de hermanos con mi hermanos fraternidades?
Porque?

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come I have something for you librasoul?
How come I hope this works? lol



How come I brought him just for you!!!
How come I hope this returns the favor you did for ME?
How come I had to capitalize ME for kitten03?
How come we are so silly?

Porque GRACIAS GRACIAS GRACIAS Ideal08???!!!???
Porque yo hablo Espanol?
Porque no tenemos los "upside-down question marks" por las preguntas?
Porque ME GUSTA "me some" Maxwell?!?
Porque yo hablo "spainglish?"
Porque estoy MUY feliz ahora porque yo vi mi esposo?
Porque Ideal08, si vamos hablar en Espanol, necisitamos (sp.?) los "accent marks, and squigly thingys for n's (what are those called??)"?

How Come I think the "I Wish" thread is gonna become the New Millennium How Comes?

How Come I am LOLOL at kitten03 gettin' in where she is fittin' in???
How Come I just woke up and now I know I am gonna have a good day?
How Come Gracias por todos?

PORQUE/HOW COME???

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by EliteSpring01:
[B]How come people spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE[B]

How Come that is too deep for me?!?

[kitten03]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come she is ALL UP ON him like that?
How come we JUST broke it off?
How come, um, could you PLEASE give me some time to regroup?
How come, doggone it, how come???
How come I was driving to work today thinking about this fool?
How come I was LOL in the car at librasoul talkin bout some, "How come oops?"
How come, kitten03, how come?
How come you could give me a little time, though, for real, lol?
How come if you DO bring him back to OUR side, I will thank you?
How come I will then use my SKILLS and send you on your way?
How come then me and Craig can be happy once again?
How come I changed my mind right after I wrote that?
LOL
How come you can keep him?
How come I guess I'm over him?
How come the slightest thing can eliminate your crush?
How come love should be like a crush?
How come men wouldn't last a hot minute if it was?
How come we'd be like, Oh you stupid? Bye.

How come SOMEONE is trying to back out on the park trip?
How come I won't call that SOMEONE out?
How come if Sunday comes and that SOMEONE ain't there, there will be some punishments given out?

How come I knew Ideal loved some Craig David?
How come I'ma step to him anyway?
How come I hope she's done with him?
How come I want to call him, crank and ask him to leave?
How come that's too funny?
How come, Ideal08, how come?

How come my man has a cracked rib?
How come his royal silliness wont go to the doctor?
How come I have to hold out on crankin to make him go?
How come that's cruel and unusual punishment on both parts?
How come he will go?

How come it's hot as blue blazes outside?
How come the nice summer left already?
How come it's a Code Red air day?
How come I want to tan?
How come it's too hot for that mess?

How come I haven't been checkin in GC lately?
How come i'm in GC withdrawl?
How come they should have some type of GC rehab?
How come I'd have to go?

[prayerfull]

How come I've been out of town for a couple of weeks and haven't posted on here for what seems like forever?

How come it's a trip looking back at all the threads since I've been gone.

How come my husband and I took our kids on vacation to Disneyland.

How come we wore those little boogers OUT!

How come by the time we left there at night, my son was wobbling and talking about "my legs hurt, I can't walk anymore, I'm about to fall, call a doctor".

How come I never thought it was actually possible to wear those kids out with all that energy they always have.

How come Disneyland is a money-sucking place.

How come bottles of WATER cost $4.00 there.

How come we dropped big $$$ and now I'm broke.

How come it was worth it though.

How come my son's first day of Kindergarten was the other day.

How come I was more excited and anxious than he was.

How come he looked SO cute in his little uniform.

How come I didn't want to leave his classroom when I took him on his first day.

How come he was like "isn't it time for you to go now".

How come he wouldn't kiss me goodbye in front of all his little friends.

How come he just put out his fist to give me a "pound".

How come my company is relocating next month.

How come I'm not going to relocate.

How come that means I'm losing my job.

How come I haven't found a new job yet.

How come my pastor was indicted this week on 17 felony counts of embezzelment, fraud, tax evasion, etc.

How come it's some serious mess.

*Please pray for my church family.

How come I'm about to go through some of these threads that I missed and post.

How come my "how come" is WAY TOO LONG, but it just made up for all the time I've missed.

[AKA2D '91]

How Come this is an ENGLISH speaking site?
How Come you all need to take that speaka espanol somewhere?
How Come this is NOT UNIVISION?
How Come this is not undalay, undalay, yeeee ha?
How Come that's what speedy Gonzales would say on the cartoons?
How Come that cat never could catch him?
How Come I'm LMAO?
How Come? English speaking people, how come?
How Come a sista can put 2 and 2 together and figure out some of that stuff OA was trying to say?
How Come he said something about meeting/chilling/hanging out with his GC family at the park on Sunday?
How Come I figured THAT much out?
How Come I can parlez francaise?
How Come you all aren't the only ones who can speak ANOTHER language?
How Come you all better leave Maxwell alone?
How Come he is da man?
How Come?

Prayerfull
How come my pastor was indicted this week on 17 felony counts of embezzelment, fraud, tax evasion, etc

How Come that's a hot mess?
How Come that's sad?
How Come that's the very reason many have left the church?
How Come they won't return, for that kind of mess there?
How Come? Saints and Sinners, how come?
How Come Prayerful, were there any "signs" that your minister was doing this?


[This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited August 09, 2001).]

[Beauty08]

How Come I am LOL at EVERYONE who has posted on this thread today????????????????
How come ya'll are some funny cats??????
How come EVERYBODY betta leave my baby daddy Maxwell alone!!!!!!