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10-29-2003, 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by MareImbrium
a year later Champ was reported to have been attacked by a huge monster killer bunny who happened to be Bill who was reincarnated. The Secret Service men...
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killed the killer bunny and when they took off his mask, they found it was a jealous kitso who was pissed off cuz champ had made hootie his first lady and then...
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10-29-2003, 04:13 PM
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...they all went to the strip club together to laugh at the wonderful joke. at the bar....
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10-29-2003, 05:08 PM
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smiley21 was found there keeping a close eye on them. people thought it was because she was apart of the secret service. but actually, it was because she was stalking them. (thanks to librasoul for inspiring this part of the story)
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10-29-2003, 05:20 PM
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Location: In the Happy Home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers that sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes!
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...and then they all went to church, followed by home to bed, but not together....
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10-29-2003, 05:32 PM
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while everyone was at seperate places that night, they somehow woke up lying next to each other naked. how did this happen, one girl asked? well, the broken nosed guy said he got drunk and started to sleep walk after doing the horizontal............
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10-29-2003, 06:40 PM
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...chicken dance. Some one asked what it was and he started to demonstrat how to...
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10-30-2003, 11:01 AM
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do the chicken dance while lying on the floor. Everyone started to do the horizontal chicken dance until there was a knock on the door. The broken-nose guy opened it and just outside was...
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10-30-2003, 11:17 AM
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the cast of the show "The Mullets".
"DUDES, we've just, like, so been fired from UPN. Can we, like, crash, at your most awesome pad?"
All the drag queen present rolled their eyes, sighed and said ....
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10-30-2003, 11:53 AM
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...yes you can crash here but only if you agree to the 24 hour marathon of the Dick Van Dyke Show. So the drag queens grabbed some popcorn and....
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10-30-2003, 11:54 AM
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...baby oil. So that during the show they could give their famous sensual...
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10-30-2003, 12:59 PM
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armpit massage. with all the hairy armpits these drag queens had to go through, the guys in return offered to give them their thick, long, and juicy.............
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10-30-2003, 01:49 PM
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Famous kosher Sabbrett hot dogs! Funny, you wouldn't think hillbillys knew Jewish cuisine, but they do!
So, they went outside and lit the bbq grill, but accidentally forgot to...
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10-30-2003, 02:31 PM
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...put on music, so they ran back inside and put "Color me Bad" in the CD player, and began dancing the horizontal chicken dance again...
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10-30-2003, 10:22 PM
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Originally posted by krazy
...put on music, so they ran back inside and put "Color me Bad" in the CD player, and began dancing the horizontal chicken dance again...
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then champ declared war on texas, new york, and florida. after the people in these states were slaughtered, he moved the nation's capitol to california...and then
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10-30-2003, 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by Imthachamp
then champ declared war on texas, new york, and florida. after the people in these states were slaughtered, he moved the nation's capitol to california...and then
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the budget crisis, earthquakes, and fires drove all the good looking people back to NY. The desert trash didn't make it through the journey. Rudey was selected for his great genes to help fornicate. He chose a beautiful woman named...
-Rudey
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