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03-14-2007, 09:10 AM
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Location: I solemly swear I am up to no good
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Roll Bounce.....
That Boy got Stretchy Pants
That Boy Got Stretchy Pants
Friday
Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [ coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?
Smokey: Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fcuk.
Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. He b like "shut the f**k up". I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.
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02-18-2008, 06:43 PM
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The Color Purple: "Mister...M-I-S-T-E-R, period"; "you sho is UGLY--muhahahahaha"; "you tol' Harpo to beat me....."; "you just a big ol' heffa-ha, ha, ha!"
School Daze: "....for the Gammas; good God-Yessssss....when I say Gamma, you say....."
The Lion King: "did she call me a pig.....they call me MR. PIG!!"; "Mufassa...oooohhhh....do it again!"
What's love gotta do with it: "you tryin to help Ike? Ike don't need no help!!"
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02-18-2008, 10:42 PM
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The Godfather (I and II)
Clemenza: Leave the gun, take the cannoli...
Clemenza: Paulie? You won't see him around here no more...
Michael Coreleone: I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart! You broke my heart!
Don Vito Coreleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...
Don Vito Coreleone: Never let anyone outside of the family know what you're thinking...
Appollonia: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday...
The Untouchables
Jim Malone (Sean Connery): He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!
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02-18-2008, 10:56 PM
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Good Fellas:
[buzzing over and over on her husband's girlfriend's intercom]
Karen: This is Karen Hill, I want to talk to you. Hello? Don't hang up on me. I want to talk to you. You keep away from my husband, you understand me? Hello? ANSWER ME. I'm going to tell everybody that walks in this building that in 2R, Rossi, you're nothing but a whore.
[gets on phone]
Karen: Is this the superintendent?... Yes, sir, I would like you to know that you have a whore living in 2R. Rossi, Janice Rossi... He's MY husband. Get your own goddamn man.
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02-18-2008, 11:07 PM
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Blow:
[George is in court after getting arrested the first time]
Judge: George Jung, you stand accused of possession of six hundred and sixty pounds of marijuana with intent to distribute. How do you plead?
George: Your honor, I'd like to say a few words to the court if I may.
Judge: Well, you're gonna have to stop slouching and stand up to address this court, sir.
George: [stands] Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?
Judge: Yeah... Gosh, you know, your concepts are really interesting, Mister Jung.
George: Thank you.
Judge: Unfortunately for you, the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought with you were illegal, so your bail is twenty thousand dollars.
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