Yo Mamma....

Yo momma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she read the job application it stated do not write below the doted line and she wrote..OK.

Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "who threw that rock."

Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid, she works in the M&M factory, she threw the candy away because she thought the W&W as a misprint.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma so stupid, she bought a camcorder to record tv shows.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing and she said, moving.

Yo momma head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.

And lastly, your momma got two wooden legs and one is backwards.

[exquizit]

Originally posted by KnowledgeEternal:
I think it is Your hair is so short. I don't see what nappy hair and rice have to do with each other.

Well what do ya know! You're right. Thanks so much

[NUPE4LIFE]

Did you guys ever call someone's mom an "African Booty Scratcher"?

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[serenity_24]

Yo momma so dumb that when she heard under 17 was not admitted she went back and got 16 of her friends.

Yo momma so cheap that she uses a cigarette to heat the house.

Yo momma so tall that when she turns a cartwheel she kicks Jesus in the chin.

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by Total Elegance:
And lastly, your momma got two wooden legs and one is backwards.

We used to say, your momma got a wooden leg and a kick stand! It seemed funny back then!

[Inquisitive]

Your mama's so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck!

[Convinced]

Yo mama so dumb, she stole a car and kept up the payments.

Yo mama so black, she sat in the tub and made tea.

[buterscotch1]

Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE:
Did you guys ever call someone's mom an "African Booty Scratcher"?

Yes we did!!! and I used to cry, saying "My mom ain't from no Africa " Whew, those were the good ole'days

[lluvmook98]

yo mamma's hair is so dirty the bugs call it Knots Landing.

( y'all remember how long ago Knot's Landing was on!)

[D.COM]

I printed out ALL of these way back in '96 http://www.patsjokes.com/yomama/index.htm

Have fun ya'll

[toocute]

Originally posted by Convinced:
Yo mama so black, she sat in the tub and made tea.

EWWWWW...that's nasty.

[interested_cinna]

Yo momma so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by NUPE4LIFE:
Did you guys ever call someone's mom an "African Booty Scratcher"?

ROFLMAO, I called the kid adn the mom that!!! I had forgotten all about that

[CJUS]

Yo Momma so fat that when she put on red the neighborhood kids run behind her screaming " Hey Kool-Aid!!!




[This message has been edited by CJUS (edited June 05, 2001).]

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by CJUS:
Yo Momma so fat that when she put on red the neighborhood kids run behind her screaming " Hey Kool-Aid!!!

ROTFL!!!