Could somebody please tell me...?

[novella000]

LOVIN' IT!!!

I am tripping on these posts -- KEEP EM' coming! Since I sit at my desk most of the day -- this is the way I spend my time... I am trippin'...

[Convinced]

Could somebody please tell me:

1) why when I was in school, it used to be noble to be a teacher, but now my students make fun of me because of how much I make?
2) what is the freakin' obsession with Jennifer Lopez?
3)why did my last hair stylist finish my hair and then laugh at it? (b**** you did it!)
4)why do negroes always want to claim that you are moving to fast when you start to talk about relationships, but aren't worried about moving fast when asking for the panties?
5)why did my last boyfriend tell me "you'll be alright" when I told him (when we finished) that I didn't have an orgasm?
6)why is it that "You look like an AKA" can be said as a compliment or an insult? (Of course, you know what WE always take it as!)

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Classy_Diva5:
(STILL LAUGHING AT THE PREVIOUS POSTS)

Okay...okay-here are some more that I feel I had to post

...Why do brothas feel that it is okay for them to tell us that we need to lose weight, but as soon as you start talking about their "beer bellies", they want to get all defensive?

...Why do some women bring their loud a$$, crying, I-NEED-MY-DIAPER-CHANGED ghetto children to the hair/nail shop? That is a place for us sistas to get pampered; we DO NOT want to hear "Alize' Renee' Shameka, make yo' lil brother SIT HIS BAD A$$ DOWN! I'M TRYNA GET MY HAIR DONE!!"

...Why is it that when I go to Bebe to shop, the employees want to ignore me, but as soon as my cell phone rings/I pull out a credit card, they flock to me like flies on sh*t??? (I'm sorry, but that ticks me off! They work on commission, so they stay at your side)

...Where are all the decent brothas? Why is it that I hear these same tired pick-up lines:
1) Excuse me Miss Lady
2) Ay ay come ova here for a minute
3) Lemme holla at you shawtie
4) You-the dark skinned one (I'm not even THAT dark, my friends are just really light)
*And when I ignore them, I hear:
1) You ain't all that!
2) She think she's too good
3) Stuck up a$$ b*!ch
4) You ain't even cute, I just wanted to hit 'em

Don't get mad because I choose not to waste my time!

THE ONE I CAN'T STAND IS. . . . . . . .
PSSSSST!!!


And I am feeling you on all the BP stuff!!!


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Black is a mystery, and part of my history. Black is bold and worth a hell of a lot more than gold.

[12dn94dst]

Originally posted by Convinced:
Could somebody please tell me:

5)why did my last boyfriend tell me "you'll be alright" when I told him (when we finished) that I didn't have an orgasm?

6)why is it that "You look like an AKA" can be said as a compliment or an insult? (Of course, you know what WE always take it as!)

In the immortal words of AKA2D'91 "no comment" I'm saying, if you think I'm pretty, say so, but if you're trying to say that you think I'm a stuck up B**** just like you think the same of that AKA who wouldn't give your trifelin a$$ no play then OK, I'll look like an AKA. (so I commented, sue me )

But continuing with that thought, could someone please tell me why some folks are flat out SHOCKED when they find out I'm a Delta?

...why does my coworker feel the need to pass his work off to me so he can talk on the phone/surf the net? I need him to learn how to multi-task like I do.

...why do my bosses think this same coworker is the straight bomb, yet they're forever coming to me to correct his mistakes?

[novella000]

Originally posted by 12dn94dst:

...why does my coworker feel the need to pass his work off to me so he can talk on the phone/surf the net? I need him to learn how to multi-task like I do.

...why do my bosses think this same coworker is the straight bomb, yet they're forever coming to me to correct his mistakes?

Grrrrrrlllll.... I feel you!!

Could somebody please tell me --

...why MY co-worker (who has my old job, from which i was promoted) can't learn ANYTHING on his own (we work in the IT department, and figuring things out on your own is a MUST).... Could you also tell me why my manager thinks it's my job to train him when NO ONE trained me??!!!??? (The white man sho'nuff knows how to make a way for his fellow white male).

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by 12dn94dst:
In the immortal words of AKA2D'91 "no comment"

DANG! SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAW THAT? The next thing I knew...it had been deleted.

[kitten03]

Originally posted by Classy_Diva5:

...Why is it that when I go to Bebe to shop, the employees want to ignore me, but as soon as my cell phone rings/I pull out a credit card, they flock to me like flies on sh*t??? (I'm sorry, but that ticks me off! They work on commission, so they stay at your side)


[/B]

Classy,
Lemme tell you. That happened to me. I'm glad I'm not the only one who leaves the store with PostBEBE syndrome categorized by chatty sales women who stare at the cost of what I purchased. Mind your bizzness.

Could somebody please tell me...

why people think long distance relationships dont work, mine does. mind your bizzness

people will talk loudly behind your back, expecting you not to say anything.

why your mom knows everything you did before you did it

Professor think it's fine not to teach anything for the first 40 minutes, but is determined to pile all info up into the last 10. I got places to be.

why people hate public displays of affection. Don't like it don't look. I'm wit chu MN.

why your man will eat most of the cereal and milk and leave you crumbs in the box and a swallow of milk in the container.

[exquizit]

Originally posted by kitten03:


why people hate public displays of affection. Don't like it don't look. I'm wit chu MN.

I have no problems with public displays of AFFECTION, but lighting up my dressing room with the AROMA OF SEX just ain't on point for me!

MN.....It's your buisness what you do as long as you guys keep it down and clean up after yourselves! LOL



[This message has been edited by exquizit (edited January 30, 2001).]

[Inquisitive]

I'm feelin all of you on those Black Planet grips. Here's a BP site that sounds off on some of the things most of you spoke of.
http://Members.BlackPlanet.com/Ms_B_Hayven

[Classy_Diva5]

...WHY IS IT THAT IN "URBAN" AREAS THERE IS A LIQUOR STORE ON EVERY CORNER, BUT YOU HAVE TO WALK 1,000 BLOCKS JUST TO GET TO SAFEWAY/LUCKYS/RALPHS? WHEN THE TIME COMES TO BUY GROCERIES, WHAT DO YOU DO-GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND BUY BREAD, KOOL-AID, CANDY AND TOP RAMEN??

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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."
Peace and God Bless
Classy_Diva5

[novella000]

Originally posted by Classy_Diva5:
...WHY IS IT THAT IN "URBAN" AREAS THERE IS A LIQUOR STORE ON EVERY CORNER, BUT YOU HAVE TO WALK 1,000 BLOCKS JUST TO GET TO SAFEWAY/LUCKYS/RALPHS? WHEN THE TIME COMES TO BUY GROCERIES, WHAT DO YOU DO-GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND BUY .... TOP RAMEN??

LOL -- Does EVERYONE eat those d@mn noodles???!!!! )




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"No matter how worthy, admirable or fiercely desired the goal may be, it takes commitment and action to make it a reality."

[Monique]

yep..lol.. i love them...but why
1. Here in New Orleans they where EVER COLOR under the sun in their hair.
2.There is sooo many GAY males at my school
3.Why does New Orleans h2o taste like S@*t
4.Why Lil 3 year olds will curse you out in a min.
5.Why evertime I go walking, Lil Kids be hiding under cars and calling me*Fat Girl, I got some cookies, Ice Cream* I just wanna beat they BAD ASSES.
6.Why do New Orleans Peeps call me country..What the hell is YA HEARD ME or Boy I Ain't playing witcha nooooooo... ughh LEARN HOW TO TALK
7.Why do White People think they rule EVERYTHING
8.Why do u have to mixed with something just because u have *the good hair*
9.LoL. Why does everyone in New orleans have Creole in thier blood.lol. yeah whatever.
10.WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND THINK IT'S OK FOR HIM TO TALK TO ANOTHER FEMALE, BUT I CAN'T TALK TO ANOTHER MALE WITHOUT HIM GOING OFF!!

ps as u can see, I'm in new orleans and i hate it..i miss mississippi

[12dn94dst]

ok y'all, SOMEBODY needs to hold me back cuz i'm about to go SLAP OFF on my coworker (see previous post in this thread). a lil background, he got a "promotion" (we're both temps) when I got here about 2 months ago (i'm doing what he used to do) and for some reason he has COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN how do what I do. it really don't see how because our cubes are separated by all of 2 feet. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME why did this fool ask me how I mail purchase orders that are more than 5 pages long?? And once you're dont telling me that, let me know what the hell is wrong with his damn fingers that he can't type a damn address label on his own??

y'all.....imma hurt him one day...


ok, i feel better now

[MaMaBuddha]

as i sit here and LMDSTAO....

i will never get any work done...this stuff is entirely too funny...we have too many gripes...

could somebody please tell me...

why my professor find time to look at my breast while he teaches class...

why they never open more then 2O seats when registering for a class...i hate over tallying

why the same tired negroes are on the street corner at 9am when i go to work and when i come in from work at 7pm...

why my boss wants compares harlem to his surbanan chappequa when cleanliness is concerned...never been to harlem only passes it on the train...

why wack azz Black Planet exists....

why i can never send or receive pages on BP...

why i constantly log on to BP every morning to find something different...

why they have contest on BP such as thickest women on BP, BP's finest thugs...who puts this stuff together????

why they STILL call me an AEO girl????




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[kitten03]

No offense exquisit...that dressing room thing, I don't know about