GC Soap Opera: The Good, The Ghetto, The GC

[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by librasoul22
Gyrl7 and Librasoul head into the Pyramids with their masks up. As they walk through the front door, they are almost knocked down by Prayerfull and Rainman.

Gyrl7: "DAYUM! WATCH WHERE THE FU--Oh snap! Was that prayerfull and rainman?"

Librasoul: "Looked like it! I don't know though it mighta been Warren Sapp and Derrick Brooks the way they are barrelling through here."

Librasoul sees Ideal08 and Steeltrap.

Librasoul: "Hey there ladies! How are ya-"

Ideal08: "Libra, what's up, girl. Not time to chat, urgent matters to attend to."

Ideal08 and Steeltrap hurry off after Prayerfull and Rainman.

Librasoul: "Well wtf is going on here? Everyone is acting weird as hail."

Gyrl7: "I dunno, but there must be something major going down over there if everyone is running. I can't miss it!"

Gyrl7 turns and hurries off after everyone so she can see what's going on.

Librasoul pauses for a minute then realizes this will be the perfect opportunity to find Fee Fee. She scans the room and sees Fee Fee and Determined1 chatting by the or-durbs (). Librasoul goes over to the table.

Librasoul: "What's the deal y'all?"

Determined1: "Nothing girl, what's up? You just missed some Deee-rama. Rain Man got shot down and Kelli engaged Bobby Earl instead."

Librasoul: "For REAL?? DAYUM! Ahh, to be fashionably late! So anyways, what's up Fee Fee?"

Fee Fee: "Nothing much. This party is the FIRE. Too bad Rain Man got BURNED."

Librasoul: " Um...yeah. Speaking of fires and burning..."

Gyrl7: HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Rollin down da skreet, smokin One One Two sippin on Cafe Latte's........BURNT UP, with my mind on nothin and nothing on my mind! Libra chal this porty is off the hindges. Umm did you find out anything about the FIRE!

Libra: Just chill, im still working my majic Fee Fee is about to tell me the everything..........

Gyrl7: How Kelli gone be engaged to Bobby Earl, aint he DEAF??? What she gone SIGN her way through the honeymoon...Ha Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whew chal!
These people gettin on my nerves so bad, they gone make me go to a Billy Graham crusade fo'real!

Libra: Gyrl please, you're........

Gyrl7: So what im to'up.........this a porty aint it. Oh, so what im BARASSING YOU NOW??? HUHN IM BARASSING YOU??? I KNOW HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA............ABDUL TAUGHT ME HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA(check out the movie Claudine, for those under 30).

Libra: I know you can hold your liquor, but im just afraid of what you might do next.

Gyrl7: Chal I aint gone hurt NOBOTTY, but somebotty betta close the bar...............Uh, uh, uh, uh Oh..........

[Miss. Mocha]

As Miss. Mocha is thinking her private thoughts, her cell phone from the hospital begins to ring.


"Shoot, don't tell me they got an assignment for me back at work already. The dang Viagra Unit only been burned down for a day or two. Shoot! Hello?"

"Mocha, this is ClassyLady, your supervisor. We need you to come in to the Urinary Tract Infection Lab asap. There's some type of ball happening tonight and we're short staffed. Get here as soon as possible."

"I'll be there."

Miss. Mocha leaves the party , and quickly makes her way to her black Avalanche. She spies the 22s it's sitting on, and makes sure that nobody has scaped her rims. She jumps in , and heads off to what's left of GC General Hospital.


************************************************** *************

"Mocha, I'm glad you're here." ClassyLady tells her. "Something strange is going on."

"Really?" Mocha asked.

"Yes, look at these slides under the microscope. If my findings are correct, over 80% of women in GC have Urinary Tract Infections."

Miss. Mocha's mouth drops. "What do you mean? How can that be?"

Classylady takes off her glasses. "Something in GC is giving the women of this community UTIs faster than any other county in the state. Any other community in the US, for that matter."

"What could it be?" Miss. Mocha pauses. "Do you think it could be ...nuclear warfare?"

Classylady chuckles. "It could be that, or maybe it's a nasty man running around with nasty women."

Miss. Mocha stands back. She's afraind of the look on Classylady's face. She's speaking from experience.

"Oh, I'm back now." ClassyLady says, regaining her composure. "Or it could be a chemical, coming into the GC water supply from that landfill on top of the mountain. It could be anything."

"What are we gonna do, ClassyLady. It's not right for the women of GC to have to suffer from painful UTIs. What are we gonna do?" Miss. Mocha asked excitedly.

"Calm down, Mocha. I'll figure something out." ClassyLady rubs her hand across her chin. "I'll get to the bottom of this."

[tnxbutterfly]

Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
Flashback to just before the party

Tnxbutterfly drives to the seedy part of GC. She arrives at the agreed upon site a few minutes a head of schedule and shuts the engine off.

She fiddles with the radio as she waits for the mysterious stranger to arrive.

tap tap tap. Tnx jumps slightly as the stranger taps on the passenger side window.

Tnx: Thanks for meeting me on such short notice. Do you have the stuff?

Mystery person: Yeah I got it

Tnx: You're sure it works?

Mystery person: I used it on Ideal08 the other day and it did the job.

Tnx: Well, Prayerfull, it obviously didn't work all that well because Ideal08 is still alive.

Pray: (slightly annoyed) Just a minor setback. Look are we talking about Ideal08 or Rainman?

Tnx: (sighing) Rainman

Pray: And you don't want to kill him do you? You just want something to knock him out till you can put Plan B into action right?

Tnx: Right

Pray: Good. Now do exactly as I say and everything should go according to plan. (pausing) Now, remember, discretion is key. Knowing CT4 like I do, she is going to have the place clawing with the GCPD. You can not take any chances on anyone seeing you slip the potion in Rainman's drink. There is probably be some agents from the I. H. P. E. decetive agency there too.

Tnx: I.H. P. E. ? What's that

Pray: Inch High Private Eye Detective agency. I.H. P. E Detective agency works closely with the GCPD. Some of the agency's best agents are the AKA's and Delta's. They see things better then Miss Cleo ever could. One false move and you can kiss Rainman goodbye

Tnx: Ok, I'll be careful. Anything else?

Pray: Do you have the black gloves?

Tnx: Yeah I have them. I still don't understand what they are for.

Pray: (rolling her eyes) Daym, cuz, don't you know anything? The black gloves are to concel your grubby little finger prints. You don't want the police to trace anything back to you in case anything goes wrong now do you?

Tnx: I suppose not. (taking a deep breath) So, make sure noone sees me, make sure I'm wearing the black gloves, and be discrete. Got it! Anything else?

Pray: No, I think you're ready to put the plan into action

Tnxbutterfly spentthe the better part of the last 20 minutes receiving condolances for the party-goers.

Tnx: (sniffing) Yes, it's a terrible, terrible shock. (pausing to dab her eyes with a lavender hanky) No I haven't been able to talk to him, yet. Why yes I'll tell him. Yes, yes I'll be alright. You all go ahead and enjoy yourselves. This is a party after all.

Tnxbutterfly is finally able to break her way free from the crowd and begins to make her way across the ballroom. She spotted Prayerful and Rainman heading out and was trying to make her way over to them. She gets about 20 steps when someone grabs her by the arm.

Dioysus: Tell me you didn't have anything to do with what just happened.

Tnx: Heck no. I didn't even know Bobby Earl was still alive much less back in GC. I'm just as shocked as everyone else. (more to herself) I must say having Bobby Earl propose was a stroke of genius. Much better then anything I had planned

Dio: What do you it was much better then anything you had planned?

Tnx: (faking a smile) Girl, nothing. I was just talking out the side of my neck. You know how I get sometimes

Dio: (not completely convinced) Whatever. I don't know what you're up to, but you need to quit. I have half a mind to tell Rainman what you been up to all these months

Tnx: I'm not up to anything. I told I was just running my mouth. No need for concern.


Tnxbutterfly was about to say something else when she spots Hooiser making his way over to where she and her friend are standing. Hooiser was the most notrious gossip columist in GC.
Hooiser was the last person she wanted to see.
No doubt he's coming to get some type of comment, she thought.

[CrimsonTide4]

CT4 signaled that Kelli was ready to start the wedding. She heard the DJ began to play Maxwell's "Matrimony-Maybe You" for the processional. CT4 stepped out of the back room wearing her dress (see above) and Michael met her at the door to walk her up the aisle. CT4 was still crying. She noticed some folks were missing, but the show must go on. This was not about who was missing, but about who was returned and about to begin their lives together. CT4 made it to the altar that she had delivered to The Pyramids and she and Michael separated. Michael stood beside Bobby Earl.

Kelli stepped out of the back door and began to walk up the aisle headed towards her groom. She was radiant as she glowed and sashayed up the aisle in her dress.



Kelli made it to the altar and took Bobby Earl's hand. She shrieked in surprise when she saw Stevie Wonder walk out and sit at the piano and begin to play Ribbon in the Sky. As he sang, CT4 had a Power Point Presentation play of Kelli and Bobby Earl. . .

Stevie finished his musical tribute to the couple and the minister proceeded with the vows. When he pronounced them man and wife, OOOOO OOOOOPs and YO YOs could be heard throughout the building. Doggystyle who had arrived looked down right nauseous.

The bride and groom walked down the aisle together and went to take wedding pictures in front of the waterfall as the cleaning crew hurried to get the chairs and tables assembled for the reception.

CT4 ordered the wait crew to begin offering hors d'oeuvres () to the guests. She had others preparing the glasses of champagne for the first toast to the happy couple.

After the couple finished taking pictures, they moved to the center of the dance floor to have their first dance as husband and wife. Kenny Lattimore's "For You" had never sounded so sweet to them before.

After the first dance, a toast was raised from Bobby Earl to his wife pledging his love and fidelity for the rest of their lives. Then he raised a toast to CT4 for helping two soul mates come together.

Meanwhile in the reception hall. . .

[Miss. Mocha]

When Miss. Mocha gets home the following morning, she's exhausted. However, she's met at the door by her sisters AKATUDE and DiscoGoddess. They both look really uncomfortable.


"What's the matter?" She asks AKATUDE.

"I don't know. I think I have a...a...you know." Replies AKATUDE.

"I know." Miss. Mocha says outraged. The dreaded UTI has attacked her own family. "IS that what's wrong with you, too, Disco?"

DiscoGoddess nods.

"Okay, I'm going down to Walgreen's to get some pencillin. Just relax, I'll be back as soon as possible."


Miss. Mocha is alone in her truck, sitting on her 22s

Why are my sisters suffering from the dreaded UTI? Who would do this to GC? . She thinks.

At the pharmacy counter, she receives some more shocking news.

Snapping and rolling her neck in utter disbelief and frustration

"What in the world do you mean, you ain't got no pencillin?!?!?! Is this not the dang gone pharmacy? How are you outta pencillin?!?" She takes a breath. "Okay, okay, okay, okay...give me two bottles of amoxicillin."

"We're out of that, too." Says the pharmacist.

"My sisters are in pain!!!! Do you understand that? Do you have anything that will treat a UTI?"

Miss. Mocha's frustration continues as she tries pharmacies at Eckerd; CVS; Osco Drug; Wal-Mart; Target and the grocery store.

Finally, she opts for 2 bottles of NorthLand Cranberry juice, and heads home.

She calls ClassyLady from her cell, and tells her about the missing penicillin.

"Yeah, I know." ClassyLady says, "I was at Walgreens myself this morning."

"ClassyLady, not you, too." Miss. Mocha cries in disbelief.

"Yes, even me. But I'll be all right. Right now, we have bigger fish to fry. Who would gain from this? I wonder....

[CrimsonTide4]

HoneyKiss had been standing along the dance floor gazing at Bobby Earl dancing with Kelli. Something about him was oh so familiar but he did not have the gray eyes necessary and his hands and feet were big, but not as BIG as Mr. Gray Eyes.

Then all of a sudden her body grew warm. She felt his presence. She turned and he was standing behind her just like last night. She looked into his eyes and he he looked into hers. She smiled at him and he smiled in return.


HK: What's your name?

Mr. Gray Eyes: Tyson

HK (swoons): Tyson, it is wonderful to see you again.

Tyson: I had to see you again. There is something about you.
I did not want to leave you last night, but I had to go.

HK: I am glad you came here tonight. The night might not have been the same without you.

Tyson: You are wearing the hell outta that dress.

HK: Thank you. You look even better tonight than you did last night.

Tyson: I try, I try.

They share the flirtatious laughter. As they stand there flirting, D.COM approaches her sister and Tyson. She checks him out and secretly gives her sister the approval signal. HK introduces D.COM to Tyson. The three chat amicably until they hear Candygirl call out from behind.

Candygirl: OOOOOOOOOOO Dog Dog Bang Bang, I just asked the DJ to play Tootsie Roll. Baby let's get out here and show these young folks how we used to do it.

Not to be outdone, TooCute announces to her dance partner, Lone Dog: CandyGirl ain't got nothing on my robot. I learned a new move last night too.

The ladies proceed out to the dance floor ready to have a born in the 50s dance contest a la House Party I. HoneyKiss and D.COM groan in agonizing embarrassment. Tyson laughs.

HK: That's our mother on the left with the toothless man.

Tyson: Aye yo did her and old girl dress like that on purpose?

HK: No. My mother almost stabbed her too over that.

Tyson (LHAO): Dayum, yo mom sounds ruthless.

D.COM: Don't you mean ghetto?

HK: Our mom is very umm URBAN.

Tyson: Give me an example.

D.COM: I dated this guy a couple of years ago, but he was cheating on me. He ended up getting her pregnant. They were on Maury. She had to test 10 guys before she found my ex to be the daddy. Anyway, My MOTHER went and put sugar in his tank, bricked his house, and painted JACKASS on his front door. They found out it was her, and she went to jail for six months.

Tyson: Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum

D.OCM: So treat my sister right. You have been fairly warned.

Tyson: I. . . . .. . . .


Tyson, at a loss for words, what is on his mind? Candygirl -- urban?!??!

[ladygreek]

It was time. LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft stood up and pulled off their wigs.
Excuse us sorors, we don't mean to interrupt your meeting but there is something we think you should know.

Everyone gets quiet and looks at the visiting sorors, then look at The411 who just shrugs, and then looks up at Alice/Ann to see if she is going to rule them out of order.

Alice/Ann just stands there with no reaction.

Damn, why isn't she reacting to seeing us here? BSS whispers to LG.

I don't know, but this is very strange LG whispers back. but let's keep going.

Sorors, we are here to let you know that you have been duped by a perp--yes, that is right, Alice here is a perp and we can prove it

A collective gasp goes up as The411 attaches the cell phone to her boom box and LG makes the call the the national executive director.

Vgcdelta speaking, how may I help you? her voice vibrating though the room.

Hi Vgcdelta, this is LadyGreek calling just as we discussed.

Hi LadyGreek, yes, I looked up the name you gave me--both her maiden name and her current name and we have never initiated anybody by the name of Alice DuBois or Chaucey. Whoever are whatever she is, she is NOT a Delta.

Thank you Vgcdelta. I'll let you get back to planning the regional conferences. Take care and I'll see you in Detroit.

Your welcome, LadyGreek. See you soon.

The room erupts in pandemonium.

Order, Order screams the Sgt.-at-Arms, but to no avail. As everyone rushes up to the front of the room, Alice/Ann runs out a side door into a waiting car.

Let's get the hell outta here. I had a feeling something was going to go down tonight. I'm glad I had you wait here for me.

No problem, boo laughs dardenr, as he starts the car and peels off, burning rubber.

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
Meanwhile, back in the party…

1SavvyDiva comes back from the bar and realizes that Steeltrap and Ideal08 are missing.

1SD: “Now where in the world did those heifers go?” She starts to search around the room, she turns around suddenly and runs smack dab into the cutest guy in the party (other than CT4’s new fiance’). “That right there is gonna cost you $5.50 padna!” she says with her signature smart-arse mouth.

Starang21: “Sweetie, my apologies…would you let me buy you another?”

1SD looks him up and down and shakes the guilt off and says, “Sweetie…I would let you buy me TWO!”

Starang21 smiles and takes her by the arm and walks her to the bar.

(After 2 drinks, they are sitting, conversing comfortably as if they’ve known each other for years)

Starang21: “So is there a Mr. 1SavvyDiva?”

1SD: **gulp** “Well, there is someone in my life, but he is on the road so much, we hardly get to see each other. Sometimes it gets lonely, you know?”

Starang21: “I understand all too well…that’s why I will NEVER do the long-distance thing again…what does your friend do for a living?”

1SD: “Um…he’s a…performer”

Starang21: “A performer, eh? Anyone I know?”

1SD: “Enough about me, you said that you just visiting GC, what brought you here?”

Starang21: “Nice switch! Well…to make a long story short, I am looking for my birth mother.”

1SD: “Wow…and you have reason to believe that she is from GC?”

Starang21: “Yes…I do”

1SD: “Well…oh there’s my sister…listen, I will give you my card, if there is anything I can do for you, please don’t hesitate to call…anytime. Oh, who do you know here at the party?”

Starang21: “WELLLL, nice meeting you, I will speak to you again!”



1SD: “Ha, nice switch…party-crasher! Good Luck!” as she watches him walk away, ‘Damn, Luda needs to get back quick, I think I am in heat’

1Savvydiva strolls over to where she saw her sister...she sees her looking around and sneaks up on her from behind.

1SD: "HEY SIS!" she squeals and they almost knock each other over with joy. "I am so glad you could make it...how was your flight?

SexyMocha: "It was good, thank you for inviting me...girl I really needed a break, and it's nice to be home after so long!"

1SD: "Well, I don't ever get to see you anymore...I missed you girlina!" they hug again.

SM: "Um...I thought you were coming with Ideal08 and Steeltrap?"

1SD: "Oh...yeah...well, I did, but they seem to have disappeared."

SM: "Great , I have this long speech prepared and I psych myself up outside before I came in, and now I'm going to have to do it all over again."

1SD: "Sis...look, I told her that you were coming, it won't be a big deal."

SM: "NOT A BIG DEAL...Savvy, not only is she blood...she is my soror...and I slept with her boyfriend. She is supposed to be family, I don't know how she will ever forgive me!"

1SD: "She will...she HAS, she actually said she's looking forward to seeing you!" she says as she has one hand behind her back with fingers crossed

SM: "Really?"

1SD: "Really, girl...men are a dime a dozen, blood is thicker than water!"

SM: "I guess you are right...I can do this."

1SD: "YES...yes you can" as she secretly hopes she can catch Steeltrap before ST sees Sexy Mocha. She gulps down the last of her drink and wonders why it was so hard for her to tell ST that Sexy Mocha was coming. She starts to get warm and realized that she just downed her fourth drink...'I'd better slow down' she thought...............

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
RedefinedDiva walks towards the punch table and makes a sudden rush to the bathroom instead.

I haven't been feeling good lately. Yesterday, I almost passed out in class or feeling nauseas. And my breast feel so soft.

RedefinedDiva comes out of the bathroom and she looks at the food tray again.

Hmm... that seafood tray looks delicious. I bet that would go real good with some strawberries and grapes. Damn, where are the grapes?

RedefindedDiva runs into her girl, CT4, who just came from upstairs.

"Is this wedding going to start anytime soon?" she asked.

'It will begin soon enough, just wait. Are you doing okay? You've been acting funny?"

"I'm good, I just feel hungry."

"Yeah, you're glowing."

"What makes you think I'm glowing?"

"You look completely different in this light. Maybe it's just the shade."

"Yeah, maybe."

RedefinedDiva grabs a plateful of food and sits down and feeds her face.

After watching the wedding and socializing with a few more guest, RedefinedDiva decides that it is time to go. She gets in her car and drives back to GC University.

She notices that her car is out of gas and stops at a 7-Eleven on the way to campus. She feels her tank and she goes in to pay for gas. She decides that while she is out, that she wants to get some food for the dorm.

She drives to the nearest Albertsons and she goes in and gets a few things.

My period is late, she thinks as she is walking up and down the ailse, how can my period be late, I haven't slept with anyone.

She walks to the snack aisle and grabs some of her favorite treats.

Wait, I slept with OneOneTwo, but damn, I haven't had a man in about eight months. Hist, it would figure that the one time I decide to get me some, I get pregnant by his dumb ass. I only boned him because I was happy to see him. He can't even handle being in a relationship with me.

RedefinedDiva walks to the aisle where the contreceptions are and she walks right past the Trojans.

Why did I not make him put one of these one? But damn, he felt so good.

She walks to where the pregnancy tests are and she grabs one of them.

I already know that I am pregnant, but I want to take a test and go see a doctor just to be sure. How am I going to tell OneOneTwo? Shit, maybe it's better if I don't tell him. I don't want him around my child, and I definitely don't want my child around that damn Stephano. I see how he raised OneOneTwo and TwoOneThree. Knowing OneOneTwo, he won't be a good father and probably wouldn't give a kufc anyway.

RedefinedDiva puts the pregnancy test in her shopping cart and goes on to look for other items.

[sphinxpoet]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
After watching the wedding and socializing with a few more guest, RedefinedDiva decides that it is time to go. She gets in her car and drives back to GC University.

She notices that her car is out of gas and stops at a 7-Eleven on the way to campus. She feels her tank and she goes in to pay for gas. She decides that while she is out, that she wants to get some food for the dorm.

She drives to the nearest Albertsons and she goes in and gets a few things.

My period is late, she thinks as she is walking up and down the ailse, how can my period be late, I haven't slept with anyone.

She walks to the snack aisle and grabs some of her favorite treats.

Wait, I slept with OneOneTwo, but damn, I haven't had a man in about eight months. Hist, it would figure that the one time I decide to get me some, I get pregnant by his dumb ass. I only boned him because I was happy to see him. He can't even handle being in a relationship with me.

RedefinedDiva walks to the aisle where the contreceptions are and she walks right past the Trojans.

Why did I not make him put one of these one? But damn, he felt so good.

She walks to where the pregnancy tests are and she grabs one of them.

I already know that I am pregnant, but I want to take a test and go see a doctor just to be sure. How am I going to tell OneOneTwo? Shit, maybe it's better if I don't tell him. I don't want him around my child, and I definitely don't want my child around that damn Stephano. I see how he raised OneOneTwo and TwoOneThree. Knowing OneOneTwo, he won't be a good father and probably wouldn't give a kufc anyway.

RedefinedDiva puts the pregnancy test in her shopping cart and goes on to look for other items.

RedefinedDiva heads to the counter and calls an old friend/enemy

*cell phone rings*

"Hello" SP
"Hey Sphinxpoet I have a problem"RD
"What's up girl long time no hear from"SP
"I might be pregnant"RD
Silence on line
"With OneOneTwo's Child"RD
"hold on while I gets my shotgun"SP
"No don't shoot him! He is about to open a record label and he can make mad money doing it"RD
"Well I can't let you sit by and have this child by yourself does he know?"SP
Click on SP's Line
"hold on"SP
"Hello"SP
"Hey Man what is going on" OneOneTwo
"MAN I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!! you slept with my baby cousin by 3rd daddy seperated!" SP
*dramatic music*

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
"Dr." Spinxpoet steps in the car and he looks at Stephano, who tilts a wine glass at him.

"You've been avoiding me... son. Are you ashamed to see your old man."

"No Dad," "Dr."Spinxpoet says uncomfortably, "I have been real busy working in the..."

Stephano slaps "Dr." Spinxpoet's face and "Dr." Spinxpoet looks back at him.

"Don't lie to me boy. I know your lazy ass ain't doing no work."

"Wait," OneOneTwo turns around and gets in on the action, "I thought you were supposed to be finishing that book I asked you to work on."

"I'll finish it when I get to it."

OneOneTwo grabs "Dr."Spinxpoet by the shirt and brings him to the front seat.

"You'll finish it when I tell you to. I want my book completed in 72 hours or else!"

"Or else what!" "Dr."Spinxpoet yells as he grabs OneOneTwo's arms and lets go.

"Or else your new home is going be a permenant one," OneOneTwo says as they drive up to a dark, haunted castle at the edge of GC, "this can be where you die, you know."

"You're full of hist!" "Dr." Spinxpoet yells. "You can do whatever you want to do to me, I ain't writing spit."

"You will finish my book dammit!"

They pull up to the castle and they get out. Stephano's goons grabs "Dr."Spinxpoet by the head and grips him in a headlock. "Dr." Spinxpoet tries to fight the goon, but he is just too much. OneOneTwo walks in front of "Dr." Spinxpoet and opens the door.

"If you don't finish my book, I can't guarantee that your 'friend' is going to know how much you love her."

The goon lets go of "Dr." Spinxpoet and pushes him inside the castle. Stephano and OneOneTwo walk in behind him as they watch MeezDiscreet hang from the ceiling like a bird in a cage.

"HELP!... HELP ME!" MeezDiscreet yells.

"MeezDiscreet!"

A tranquilizer is released and it hits MeezDiscreet in the chest and she slumps in the cage.

"Here's your pen, and some paper. The bathrooms on the left. The kitchen is one the right. Once we leave the doors will lock and you have know way out. But if you want us to wake your precious MeezDiscreet up, then you better have my book ready. We got a deal!" OneOneTwo demands as he hands "Dr." Spinxpoet the writing materials, which "Dr." Spinxpoet instantly throws on the ground. "Or, we could inform the Board at GC General that you aren't really a Dr. I'm sure you don't want that."

As Stephano and OneOneTwo share a laugh, "Dr."Spinxpoet reluctantly picks up the pad and starts writing.

RedefinedDiva heads to the counter and calls an old friend/enemy
*cell phone rings*

"Hello" SP
"Hey Sphinxpoet I have a problem"RD
"What's up girl long time no hear from"SP
"I might be pregnant"RD
Silence on line
"With OneOneTwo's Child"RD
"hold on while I gets my shotgun"SP
"No don't shoot him! He is about to open a record label and he can make mad money doing it"RD
"Well I can't let you sit by and have this child by yourself does he know?"SP
Click on SP's Line
"hold on"SP
"Hello"SP
"Hey Man what is going on" OneOneTwo
"MAN I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!! you slept with my baby cousin by 3rd daddy seperated!" SP
*dramatic music*

"Dr." Sphinxpoet wakes up from his nightmare and remembers that he still has a book that he is supposed to finish. But his "telepathic" abilities alert him to his cousin's new predicament.
He looks at the time and he hears MeezDiscreet get up from her tranquilizer.

"MeezDiscreet!" "Dr." Sphinxpoet yells as she takes the tranquilizer out of her chest!

"Where am I?" She asks as she looks down, "ahh!"

"Look, stay calm," "Dr." Sphinxpoet warns, "don't look down."

"Thanks alot."

They hear the door open and OneOneTwo walks in with some Burger King.

"Relax," OneOneTwo says as he places the food on the table, "I brought you guys something to eat."

"Did you buy RedefindedDiva something?" "Dr." Sphinxpoet asks, then wishes immediately that he never brought the topic up.

"What you know about RedefinedDiva? You've been reading my mind lately "Dr." Sphinxpoet?"

"Naw, I haven't."

"Don't lie to me dog, I can tell whether or not you have been probing my mind or not. And for your benefit, I have been 'thinking' about her lately, but you probably know that already."

"Have you thought about this?"

"Dr." Sphinxpoet closes his eyes and sends a vision to OneOneTwo. He shows him a current image of RedefinedDiva testing her home pregnancy kit in her home.

That will be our way out of here. "Dr." Sphinxpoet thinks to himself, if I can just manipulate his mind, I can break out of here and save MeezDiscreet.

OneOneTwo takes out a remote control and lowers the cage. He opens the cage and lets MeezDiscreet out. He takes the tranquilizer from her and he escourts her to the table.

"Sphinxpoet, come share your work with me at the table. And don't try to use your powers to try to kill me because it won't work. You know Stephano is not going to let you kill me."

"Dr." Sphinxpoet grabs the pens and pad and brings his work to the table. He looks at the cellphone he feels vibrating and sees RedefinedDiva's number on the screen.

Damn, she did call me... I wasn't dreaming.

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by ladygreek
It was time. LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft stood up and pulled off their wigs.
Excuse us sorors, we don't mean to interrupt your meeting but there is something we think you should know.

Everyone gets quiet and looks at the visiting sorors, then look at The411 who just shrugs, and then looks up at Alice/Ann to see if she is going to rule them out of order.

Alice/Ann just stands there with no reaction.

Damn, why isn't she reacting to seeing us here? BSS whispers to LG.

I don't know, but this is very strange LG whispers back. but let's keep going.

Sorors, we are here to let you know that you have been duped by a perp--yes, that is right, Alice here is a perp and we can prove it

A collective gasp goes up as The411 attaches the cell phone to her boom box and LG makes the call the the national executive director.

Vgcdelta speaking, how may I help you? her voice vibrating though the room.

Hi Vgcdelta, this is LadyGreek calling just as we discussed.

Hi LadyGreek, yes, I looked up the name you gave me--both her maiden name and her current name and we have never initiated anybody by the name of Alice DuBois or Chaucey. Whoever are whatever she is, she is NOT a Delta.

Thank you Vgcdelta. I'll let you get back to planning the regional conferences. Take care and I'll see you in Detroit.

Your welcome, LadyGreek. See you soon.

The room erupts in pandemonium.

Order, Order screams the Sgt.-at-Arms, but to no avail. As everyone rushes up to the front of the room, Alice/Ann runs out a side door into a waiting car.

Let's get the hell outta here. I had a feeling something was going to go down tonight. I'm glad I had you wait here for me.

No problem, boo laughs dardenr, as he starts the car and peels off, burning rubber.

Okay you're safe now. What happened in there?asks Dardenr

Hell if I know, replies Ann. All of a sudden these two b*tches get up and turn on a boombox and instead of music coming out there's this voice of some woman saying that there ain't never been no Delta by the name of Alice DuBois. I was like WTF!!!! Then next thang I know all these hoes start coming at me and that's when I ran out here. Dayum I wonder what kind a isht that f**kin twin of mines done got herself into. I'm sure gonna find out when we get back to the place.

Meanwhile back at the meeting all hell done broke loose

Order, order, yells the sgt-at-arms over and over again. Finally everyone settles down and looks over at the two visiting sorors.

LadyGreek tries to explain: Sorors, we are sorry to spring this on you like this. But when we found out that Alice was down here perping as a soror, we just had to find a way to expose her in a way she couldn't lie her way out of.

You see Alice was my line sister and BigSisterShaft here was our Dean of Pledges. While we were on line, Alice commited a major betrayal of BSS and in the process broke one of our most sacred codes of honor. Consequently she was depledged and barred from becoming a member. When The411 told me that she had met Alice and Alice had told her when and where she supposedly was initiated, 411 knew that was my line. What Alice didn't realize was that 411 not only knew me, but was one of my mentees.

Having known Alice the way we did, BSS and I knew that we couldn't just call one of you and tell you the story--we had to come down in person. Otherwise, Alice would have just manipulated you all into thinking we were the ones who were crazy.

Sorors, we understand and thank you for letting us know what was going on, said the chapter vice president. We do know how manipulative Alice can be. That is how she became chapter president, but that is a whole another story. Funny though, she has been acting even more strange lately and we were about to start impeachment proceedings, so you have saved us the stress of going through that.

Okay sorors, let's end this meeting properly and continue to work through this situation as we enjoy our after-meeting social. And thank you to this month's hostesses for preparing such a wonderful feast. She bangs the gavel to signal the close of the official meeting.

As LadyGreek begins to join the social hour, BSS calls home.

Dang! she says to herself as the phone just rings. Where is my man? I told that big hands, big feets nukka I would call him tonight. Why isn't his butt at home?

When all this stuff started about Alice, BSS remembered the period of mistrust she and Doggy went through and how hard it was, but they finally worked through it. But now as she hangs up the phone those feelings start rushing to the surface again.

[OneOneTwo]

Meanwhile back at the meeting all hell done broke loose

Order, order, yells the sgt-at-arms over and over again. Finally everyone settles down and looks over at the two visiting sorors.

LadyGreek tries to explain: Sorors, we are sorry to spring this on you like this. But when we found out that Alice was down here perping as a soror, we just had to find a way to expose her in a way she couldn't lie her way out of.

You see Alice was my line sister and BigSisterShaft here was our Dean of Pledges. While we were on line, Alice commited a major betrayal of BSS and in the process broke one of our most sacred codes of honor. Consequently she was depledged and barred from becoming a member. When The411 told me that she had met Alice and Alice had told her when and where she supposedly was initiated, 411 knew that was my line. What Alice didn't realize was that 411 not only knew me, but was one of my mentees.

Having known Alice the way we did, BSS and I knew that we couldn't just call one of you and tell you the story--we had to come down in person. Otherwise, Alice would have just manipulated you all into thinking we were the ones who were crazy.

Sorors, we understand and thank you for letting us know what was going on, said the chapter vice president. We do know how manipulative Alice can be. That is how she became chapter president, but that is a whole another story. Funny though, she has been acting even more strange lately and we were about to start impeachment proceedings, so you have saved us the stress of going through that.

Okay sorors, let's end this meeting properly and continue to work through this situation as we enjoy our after-meeting social. And thank you to this month's hostesses for preparing such a wonderful feast. She bangs the gavel to signal the close of the official meeting.

As LadyGreek begins to join the social hour, BSS calls home.

Dang! she says to herself as the phone just rings. Where is my man? I told that big hands, big feets nukka I would call him tonight. Why isn't his butt at home?

When all this stuff started about Alice, BSS remembered the period of mistrust she and Doggy went through and how hard it was, but they finally worked through it. But now as she hangs up the phone those feelings start rushing to the surface again.

BigSisterShaft and LadyGreek leave the meeting after socializing with their sorors. As they are walking to their car taking off them hideous wigs, they spot Alice walking to the building where the meeting is supposed to be held.

"Oh, she came back?" LadyGreek asked.

"She a bold one," Big Sister Shaft says reaching for her container of Vaseline, "let me go make sure she doesn't return."

Alice looks at the building and sees all of the Delta license plates and she immediately walks toward the building.

I have got to confront that perp once and for all. This ought to be interesting, Alice thinks to herself. Upon getting closer to the building, she recognizes Big SisterShaft and LadyGreek, damn, I don't want to walk over there with them two in the mix. They always trying to perp bust and into starting hist. They probably still think I'm perping Delta. I am so over that. Besides, I've found the sorority that was right for me anyway. But hey, I've got to be the bigger woman in this, and I'm proud of what I am. Besides, I'm here to expose my sister, not to bring up the past of the good big hands, big feet man I passed up.

Alice walks towards the ladies and her pin shines brightly on her left breast. She notices LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft walking towards her and she smiles.

[OneOneTwo]

The Professor, DoggyStyle, Dog Dog Bang Bang, Nupe4Life, Bobby Earl and MandingoNupe are sitting at the table having some drings, and sharing "married life" with the new groom.

"She's not going to get possessive man, I know Kelli," Bobby Earl is defending his woman.

"You say that now," Dog Dog Bang Bang is shedding some knowledge, "wait until football season gets here and you start crying about how Kelli won't let you do this and Kelli won't let you do that."

"I got this," MandingoNupe jumps in, "how about, when are you coming home Bobby? You been hanging with the bruhs for too long!"

"She a Delta, she know the deal," Bobby Earl jumped.

"Mine is too," Doggystyle jumps in, "but you got to know when the time is right for your frat and when the time is right for your fam. Like Jahiem said, you got to put that woman first."

All the men nod their head in agreement and they finish their round of drinks.

"But I got to get something off my chest though," Doggystyle says quickly while pounding the glass on the table.

"What's up?" The Professor asked.

"Ya'll are going to trip out when you hear this, but after I say what I got to say, ya'll going to understand why ya'll are going to be one frat brother short at your next chapter meeting."

"Oh hsit, what did TwoOneThree do now?" MandingoNupe said, listening attentively to his friend.

"Dog," Doggystyle starts.

"I'm the Dog," Dog Dog Bang Bang jumps in and everyone starts laughing again.

"No, I'm serious man. This lil' stunt that my son pulled, I expected from OneOneTwo, not TwoOneThree, and when he told me his involvement in it, it broke my heart. I beat his ass to the white meat and slapped all over the house man. I broke some furniture beating his ass."

"Damn Dog, you a little violent ain't you?" Nupe4Life commented.

"Not as violent as I'm going to be when I find OneOneTwo."

"Look, I know ya'll still mourning," Bobby Earl says, "but OneOneTwo is dead. I saw him die when Gyrl7 pushed him from the building remember? I was the one that called you. I checked his pulse and everything."

"OneOneTwo is alive. See, AKA2D'91 was calling for her sister about a week ago, but she told me that she had suspicions and then Ladea gave me the hook up as well. But when I heard from TwoOneThree's mouth how he helped him fake the whole thing."

"Man,"

Disappointment spreads through the whole table. MandingoNupe is shaking his head.

I can't believe spec went and did that, he thinks to himself.
Not TwoOneThree, Bobby Earl says.

"So when ya'll see that dead son of mine walking, ya'll give me call. I got some choice words I want to say to him. And that little kfucer owes me $7000."

[OneOneTwo]

TwoOneThree reaches from his bed for his cell phone. He dials 112 to get his brother's direct line.

"Sup Twin," OneOneTwo says picking up the phone.

"Sup," TwoOneThree responds.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Daddy beat my ass, that's wrong," TwoOneThree whines over the phone.

"You supposed to be a grown ass man, how you gonna let daddy beat your ass."

"He used a bat,"

"Oh,"

"Look man, whereever you are hiding at you might want to stay there for a while because he knows you're alive."

"Hist! He beat it out of you didn't he?"

"Man, Auntie AKA2D'91 saw us conversing she threatened to tell me."

"Wait a minute. You mean that Auntie AKA2D'91 knew I was alive all this time and you didn't tell me. Dammit I swear if you didn't look just like me I'd kufc your face up. I could have handled her just like I sent Mom to Jamaica. Speak of Mom, does she know now?"

"I don't think so, she went on a perp busting trip."

"Good. Now you stay where you are at and don't call me know damn more until I call you with the plan."

"Naw dawg, I'm messed up. Whatever you do from this point on you on your own."

OneOneTwo hangs up the phone and his face goes from Mahogany to Berry Red in six seconds. He looks at "Dr." Spinxpoet, who is still reading from his poetry book and MeezDiscreet, who is swooning over him. OneOneTwo, is thoroughly pissed off and completely thoughtless.