We now return to your regularly scheduled HC thread!

[Dionysus]

HC I do have contacts?
HC but I wasn't wearing them yesterday morning?
HC I was chilling in my glasses instead?
HC my eyes needed a rest from them?

HC that wasn't my MICROWAVE brother?
HC this one is full of h*ll too?
HC just in a different way?
HC I'm glad he moved out?
HC everyone 'cept one person is glad?
HC I thought sibling rivalry ended in your teens?

HC we're skipping general church service this morning?
HC because we're saving our energy to see a cousin
getting baptized later this afternoon?
HC it's at a Baptist church?
HC no offense to Baptists, I would choose it second to non-denominational, but lawdy the services last looooonnnnnnggggg?
HC the service is supposed to start at 2:30?
HC it probably won't start until 3:30?
HC it probably won't finish until 8:30 lol?

HC I have a debate tommorrow in class?
HC I have to work on it tonight?
HC

[FeeFee]

HC We took our mentees to see Harry Potter on Saturday?
HC I fell asleep for about 5 minutes of the movie?
HC The movie was not that bad?
HC "The Wizard of Oz" was aired on the WB last night?
HC It was the first time for my little girl?
HC We sat in my bed and watched it together?
HC By the time Dorothy got the Scarecrow off the pole, I fell asleep?
HC My little girl saw "The Wiz" on VH1 last year?
HC She enjoyed "The Wiz" better?
HC She liked the part when Mable King was flushed down the toilet??
HC I think it was the music in "The Wiz" that also drew her attention?
HC The music attracted me as well?

HC It's 2:16 pm and no lunch yet?
HC I'ma go and get my grub on?
HC TTFN???

[Dionysus]

HC that baptism started right on time?
HC we got there late and missed her baptism?
HC the service lasted no longer than a hour?
HC they were glad to see us though?

HC my debate partner gave me a call that she couldn't make it to class today?
HC I'm doing the cabbage patch?
HC Yay! I wasn't that prepared for the debate today anyways?
HC saved by the bell?

HC Thanksgiving is Thursday?
HC Yay! it's at cousin T's house?
HC she's my favorite cuz'?
HC drama?
HC the lighthearted kind?
HC not the someone has to call the police because aunt sally pulled a gun on uncle bob kind of drama?

[1savvydiva]

HC the closer it gets to the end of the semester the slacker I seem to get?
HC it seems that all I have on my mind is Fried Turkey?
HC I need to be writing a paper and studying for my last Math test, which is today?
HC ?

HC my Auntie sent me the recipe for her famous Mac N Cheese with the breadcrumb crust and I made it...
HC I was standing in front of the stove all excited about to break into the running man?
HC it is SOOOO good?
HC I ate to much Mac N Cheese and now I want to take a nap?
HC did I mention that I have a test at 7:20 tonight?

HC I cannot wait until my last final...
HC I will be doing the running man/Harlem Shake/Reebok/Cabbage Patch, etc...all the way off campus!?!

[exquizit]

Originally posted by FeeFee

HC My little girl saw "The Wiz" on VH1 last year?
HC She enjoyed "The Wiz" better?
HC She liked the part when Mable King was flushed down the toilet??
HC I think it was the music in "The Wiz" that also drew her attention?

HC CT4 sent my brat a copy?
HC She loves it as well?
HC She was like "Ma, the WIZ was soooo much better!"?

HC Mymamanem was talkin about CT4 & Ideal08 today?
HC She's lookin forward to meetin her new chulin?
HC She says she's gonna teach them how to cook like REAL Louisianians?
HC It's only a few days till my 27th B-day?
HC I've seen alot and been through alot in the past 26 years?
HC God is good and he's brought me through?
HC?

Hc I had to come back and add something?
HC I need a NEW FORKIN CAR ?
HC First the driver's side door wouldn't open?
HC Then the binch wouldn't start?
HC I need to get to a dealership ASAP?
HC I have no $$$$?
HC?

[1savvydiva]

HC I had an interesting day at work today...
HC all the 'crazies' had to come to me?
HC this lady came in and told me her "uterus hurt"?
HC what the hell?
HC I said, "You are having some abdominal pain?" HC that's what she meant?
HC the next patient after her said that he wanted to get a "physical".
HC I am like "A physical for what, what is your complaint?"
HC he said he had some "itching in his midsection"?
HC he meant a little lower than his "midsection"
HC this is gross, but I have to say it to make the next patient look even more crazy?
HC the doctor's note's said that he had had itching for approximately 6 months, and drainage for approximately 3 months?
HC, HTHC he waited 3 months to check his SHIZNIT out?

HC the next patient was drinking a cup of coffee, and at the registration desk, we keep pens out there JUST FOR THE PATIENTS, we use our OWN PERSONAL pens, so we don't have to share...

HC he used the registration pen to stir his coffee?
HC I looked at him like "I know you just didn't do that!"
HC I am like everybody who comes in here that writes with those pens are SICK!!!!
HC he said he figured since the water was hot it would kill the germs!?!?!??
HC HC HTHC?

HC "OOOH THE COMEDY!!!"

[RedefinedDiva]

HC I had better not catch anyone getting too down and dirty down here for the Classic?

HAVE FUN, BUT DON'T GO CRAZY!

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by RedefinedDiva

HC I have never seen this smilie...HC that is so cute!!!

[CrimsonTide4]

HC BOOOOOOOOO
HC EXES
HC booooooooooooo
HC they want you when you no longer want them?
HC that NEGRO was 6 years ago?
HC he picked a FINE TIME to tell me that he loves me?
HC THE onliest reason I will not cuss him out and tell him to speed on B4 he gets peed on is because we go waaaaaaaay back?
HC otherwise that mofo could catch the A Train?

HC today I smelled SH!tlins for the FIRST time in like 5 years?
HC they made me nauseous as hell?
HC it was my first Southern holiday?
HC they had succotash?
HC pigs feet?
HC neck bones?
HC hog maws?
HC SH!TLINS for days?
HC they ate the SH!TLINS on top of rice?
HC THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW UP?

HC I am a picky eater?
HC NO ONE COOKS like my mamanem?
HC
HC

HC men are funny?
HC they are so freaking predictable?

[Afrochic]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
HC it was my first Southern holiday?
HC they had succotash?
HC pigs feet?
HC neck bones?
HC hog maws?
HC SH!TLINS for days?
HC they ate the SH!TLINS on top of rice?
HC THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW UP?

HC ugh?
HC I've lived in the south all my life?
HC we've never had any of those foods for a southern holiday Thanksgiving?
HC I've never eaten succotash, pigs feet, neck bones or hog maws evaaaaa?
HC sh!tlins on top of rice?
HC that's some sh!t I've never heard of in my life?


HC my older sister is soooooo irresponsible?
HC she has no value or respect for other folks time?
HC momma said dinner was at 3?
HC that's what momma said?
HC if that's what she said, that's what she means?
HC sister called at 1:00 and said we are coming in a few, boyfriend went to wash the Tahoe?
HC who gives a damn whether your truck is washed for Thanksgiving?
HC I think it's a man thang?
HC the Thanksgiving setup was so elegant with candles and all?
HC my sister wasn't on time?
HC my momma said I have to teach her a$$ a lesson?
HC the table was cleared, tablecloth and all after we all ate?
HC we cleared everything out as if Thanksgiving never happened?
HC momma believes in common courtesy?
HC if you're gonna be late or not show up you better call cause momma ain't playin?
HC the phone rang three hours after dinner was over?
HC it was her?
HC momma said Thanksgiving is closed?
HC that was so funny to me?
HC she meant it?
HC I wonder if they are still hungry?

[Dionysus]

HC CT4, I with you on the chitterlings!
HC what the fuuuuuuuu*k is succotash?

HC thanksgiving went pretty good?
HC it was much much better than having it at home?
HC I've seen people who I haven't seen in years?
HC I did have the urge to start some drama though?
HC ignorance?
HC there's always one?
HC also, my white cousin's baby's mama's daughter came close to getting a verbal beat down?
HC she asked me if my hair was real?
HC dem's fightin' words?

HC I finally found someone who wants to The Ring with me this weekend?

[1savvydiva]

HC I had a pretty good Thanksgiving also...
HC I am proud that I didn't overeat!
HC I am restless now though I know I should be in the bed...
HC sometimes you know you shouldn't feel a certain way, but that can't stop you from feeling that way?
HC I know that I have SOOO much to be thankful for, and although I don't have it the EXACTLY the way I want it...I have it A LOT better than some folks?
HC I am still a little depressed?
HC I am feeling quite lonely and I need a 'cuddle' from my sweetie?
HC he's not my sweetie anymore?
HC although the circumstances left me no other choice, I still miss him dearly because he was my best friend?
HC I almost teared up when my Mom said that she was sending his plate with me?
HC I am sitting here listening to Tamia's "This time it's love" for about the 10th time, and looking all teary-eyed?
HC I want to call...
HC I should have went bowling with my friends?
HC I really think it's because I wasn't able to be with my immediate family in Baltimore...so I just want to reach out to someone close (My mom and I aren't close like that)?
HC it will ALL be alright tomorrow...so I guess I'd better to get to sleep so it will come faster!!!

[nikki1920]

HC I dont eat chitlins, greens, pigs feet, black eyed peas, or hamhocks?
HC I really AM black?

HC I am watching Bad Boys!
HC I crack up at the end every time?

HC I had a nice thanksgiving?
HC my daughter told everyone who called Happy Thanksgiving?
HC she said I broke her heart b/c I told her no, she couldn't do something?
HC that's why I call her a drama queen?

HC 1savvydiva, woo woo woo? It'll be alright. You will get thru it.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Dionysus

HC what the fuuuuuuuu*k is succotash?

HC OKRA, TOMATOES and something else?

HC Nikki1920, I don't eat Black Eyed Peas either?

HC I also don't eat room temperature food?

HC they were clowning me?

HC I started to click my heels 3X, and say there is no place like home?

HC I did have fun with the kids?
HC I am now a member of a science club?
HC I had an "induction" and an "initiation" test?
HC LMAO?
HC I was only asked a bunch of "do you like ______" questions?
HC 6 and 7 year old girls?
HC they made me laugh so hard?

HC I am prooooooooooocastinating?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by nikki1920
HC I dont eat chitlins, greens, pigs feet, black eyed peas, or hamhocks?
HC I really AM black?

HC I am watching Bad Boys!
HC I crack up at the end every time?

HC I had a nice thanksgiving?
HC my daughter told everyone who called Happy Thanksgiving?
HC she said I broke her heart b/c I told her no, she couldn't do something?
HC that's why I call her a drama queen?

HC 1savvydiva, woo woo woo? It'll be alright. You will get thru it.

HC I also don't eat chitlins, greens or pigs' feet?
HC I like black-eyed peas and ham hocks?
HC I had a good Thanksgiving?
HC it was nice because I didn't have to deal with a family situation that upsets me a great deal?
HC my sister thinks I'm mean because of this situation?
HC it's peculiar and hurtful to me that my family will accept a child that has no connection to us when I've not had my own kid yet and may never be able to do so for health reasons?