Drunk!

[DeltaSigStan]

Funny, I don't think Tupac knew any sorority girls, but he sure must have had them on his mind one day after he got released from prison:

"Look here Miss Thang
hate to salt your game
but yous a money hungry woman
and you need to change.

In tha locker room
all the homies do is laugh.
High five's cuz anotha *****
played your ass.

It was said you were sleeezy
even easy
sleepin around for what
you need

See it's your thang
and you can shake it how you wanna.
Give it up free
or make your money on the corner.

But don't be bad and play the game
get mad and change.
Then you wonda why these muthafuckas
call you names.

Still lookin' for a way out
and that's OK
I can see you wanna stray
there's a way out.

Keep your mind on your money,
enroll in school.
And as the years pass by
you can show them fools.

But you ain't tryin' to hear me
cuz your stuck,
you're headin' for the bathroom
'bout to get tossed up.

Still lookin' for a rich man
you dug a ditch,
got your legs up
tryin' to get rich.

I love you like a sista
but you need to switch
and that's why they called
U itch, I betcha.

You leave your kids with your mama
cuz your headin' for the club
in a skin tight miniskirt
lookin' for some love.

Got them legs wide open
while you're sittin' at the bar
Talkin' to some nigga
'bout his car.

I guess he said he
had a Lexxxus, what's next?
You headin' to his car for some sex

I pass by
can't hold back tears inside
cuz, lord knows
for years I tried.

And all the other people
on my block hate your guts
Then you wonda why they stare
and call you slut.

It's like your mind don't understand
you don't have to kill your
dreams ploten'
schemes on a man

Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open
either a ***** wear a rubber or he die smokin'
I'm hearin' rumors so you need to switch
and **** wouldn't call you bitch, I betcha.

I guess times gettin' hard
even harder for you
cuz, hey now, got a baby
on the way now

More money from the county
and thanks to the welfare
you're about to
get your hair done.

Got a dinner date
can't be late
trick or treat, sweet thang
got anotha trick to meet.

The way he did it
it was smooth
plottin' while he gamin' you
So baby, peep tha rules.

I shoulda seen it in the first case
the worst case
I shoulda never called you back
in the first place.

I remember back in high school
baby you was fast
straight sex
and barely move your ass.

But now things change
cuz you don't look the same
let the ghetto get the best of you
baby, that's a shame

Caught HIV and now you 'bout to be deceased
and finally be in peace.

So where your ****** at now
cuz everybody left
they stepped
and left you on your own

See I loved you like a sista
but you died to quick
And that's why we called U bitch, I betcha.

[SigmaChiCard]

...not drunk anymore
...and now i feel like absolute crap

...it's going to be a VERY long day

[DolphinChicaDDD]

who has two thumbs and gets drunks off 3 margaritias?


THIS GIRL!!!


tolernece has gone waaaaay down since graduation. its 945, and i'm home and ready for bed. sad sad sad.


i think i'll go get some more vodaka instead

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by DolphinChicaDDD


i think i'll go get some more vodaka instead

Your sister approves this plan.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by AXJules
You guys thatfucking post drunk are loooooooser s ., sreiously. I mean come on, who the hell' comes s o n a emsssage board and then goes, heyI'm drunky!? Lok at me! Yeah!
Omg dorks. GHEY. GHEY GHEYH GHEYEST.

I'm about to head out, but I have been skimming through this thread and I found this post by the incomparable AXJules and figured, since it's her birthday, and also because it's hilarious, I'm gonna quote it.

I hope all you lushes have as good of a night as I'm going to have.

[CUGreekgirl]

lets see last night I.....

slipped on a drink that someone had spilled and almost busted my chin open when I hit the toilet...

Got hit on by a cute (least I think he was) guy who wants to hang out again tonight

Fell down in the parking lot

Called my current boy twice while I was drunk as piss and made an ass out of myself.

but hey, i managed not to call any exs so that was good.

[Susan_Renee]

drinking can lead to good things...like me and the crush getting to hang out and CUDDLE! hell yeah! here's hoping tonight will be a repeat. We're drinking again tonight.

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by Susan_Renee
drinking can lead to good things...like me and the crush getting to hang out and CUDDLE! hell yeah! here's hoping tonight will be a repeat. We're drinking again tonight.

I'm glad I didn't go to your college. What a pathetic saturday. I took my car to the shop at 5 for the second time in two weeks and I haven't been sober since. Stupid gas tank, keeps falling off

[Susan_Renee]

I agree with you. It is a pretty sad way to spend saturday night but when you live in a very boring town that's in a dry county, there really isn't much else to do.

[ZTAMich]

i drank a bottle of wine tonite...hello drunk thread.

turning the cell OFF so there will be NO DRUNK DIALS on a WEEKDAY before midnight.

[chopperLI905]

has anyone felt that one of their big sisters/brothers favor and different group over u compared to another. BC that is how i felt tonight when my sss was better to me over a local AS family. but that is me after drinking like 10 - 12 beers. When the AS was my big one before i found the SSS.

FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSS BOX!

[WCUgirl]

I'd like to announce that with this post, I'm losing my virginity to the DRUNK thread.

Well, I'm not quite drunk, but I will be soon.

[Dionysus]

Some of you are too old to get drunk. You're supposed to become social recluses by the age of 22! The peeps on qlc message board said so!

[WCUgirl]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Some of you are too old to get drunk. You're supposed to become social recluses by the age of 22! The peeps on qlc message board said so!

Just because your social life is barren doesn't mean everyone else's has to be.

I'M JUST KIDDING!