I am going to ******if I hear........

[korkscru]

Gosh, you guys are really having a ball with this topic, right? Well, guess what? I'm having fun reading all of the responses.

Well, here are MY responses. I'm going to SCREAM if...

1. ...I see one more person TRYING to do that dance called the Harlem shake.,

2. ...one more person asks me to say something just so that they can hear my Southern accent.,

3. ...if I see or hear ONE more brother trying to "brown-nose" his way to the top. BELIEVE me, y'all, this is actually currently happening at the agency that I work for.,

4. ...if the UPN network does not hurry up and take D.L. Hughley's syndicated show OFF of the air...PERIOD. Hey, it didn't last a good TWO years, what makes them think that it's going to last now? He's not funny to me...AT ALL.,

5. ...if people (like my mother-in-law...and God knows I love her) don't stop leaving the POT HANDLES out when they are cooking. That's a hazard and I have a 3-year-old who is very busy.

6. ...if my 3-year-old son does not stop coming home (EVERY DAY) and changing into his church clothes. I STILL don't know what's up with this.

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by lovele1978
How about Amerie just get another single!! If I hear one more remix to why do we fall in love, I am going to boycott the radio!!

This is the first time I've read this thread, but I came for the sole purpose of posting this!! DITTO!!!!!

Eminem, too. I'm going to swiftly switch stations if I hear "Cleaning Out My Closet" one more time. The CD is pretty sweet, next song.

[9dstpm]

How about if I hear my boss use those tired work phrases one more time!! You know, "let's think outside the box!" or "you are not being a team player" or "you can't be that busy; why don't you come in tonight? Be a team player!"

This "Baby Vamos(let's go)" song that's on the radio now. If I hear that one more time, I will boycott the radio too.

How about if I hear my boss telling me and my other co-workers that she wants to "chat" (when she is really wanting to write you up) I will scream. Don't take that fake friendly tone with me when you want to write me up for something, just tell me that you would like to talk to me. Chat is what you do with friends. You are not my friend!!!

[Sexy Mocha]

Originally posted by korkscru
...if my 3-year-old son does not stop coming home (EVERY DAY) and changing into his church clothes. I STILL don't know what's up with this.

Girl, leave that baby alone.....if he gets the "spirit" everyday and wants to wear his church clothes (sing hymns, etc.) let him.

[miss priss]

If I hear "It's Gettin Hot In Herre" onemogin' I"M gon' get hot in herre!!!!!!

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by miss priss
If I hear "It's Gettin Hot In Herre" onemogin' I"M gon' get hot in herre!!!!!!

GIRL...you have NO idea!

...My Nana(bless her soul), ask me if I have a boyfriend yet!

...My Great-grand Aunt ask me what I have been eating...her fat ass needs to evaluate what SHE been eating!

...someone ask me why I want to lose weight when I have such a 'pretty face'

...one more man on a talk show saying it's not his baby because "He don't make girls!"

...if I admit one more pregnant patient under 15 who is like 30 wks along and claims "My baby hurts" How do you know that (did the baby send an S.O.S),...don't you mean your stomach/abdomen hurts?

That's about it for now, I am sure I'll be back!

[RedefinedDiva]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva


...if I admit one more pregnant patient under 15 who is like 30 wks along and claims "My baby hurts" How do you know that (did the baby send an S.O.S),...don't you mean your stomach/abdomen hurts?

WHAT? Next time, IMMEDIATELY call CPS because these 'ignant' little girls do not need a baby!

[Shani26]

Originally Posted by 1savvydiva
...one more man on a talk show saying it's not his baby because "He don't make girls!"

-How about it's not his baby cause "We only had sex a few times!"

-Ludacris's Move Bit@#

-9 out of 10 of the crack head comics on Comic View

-One more Old Navy commercial

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by Shani26


-Ludacris's Move Bit@#

GIRL I must disagree! I think I have a bit of "Road Rage" and this is my THEME SONG!!! Especially when we went to Bike week earlier this year...people think cars don't hurt...so I had to crank it up and say..."Don't jump Bit@# MOOOVE!!!"