HC I got to my hair appointment a little early today?
HC I was just in time though?
HC man in salon?
HC he?
HC GOT?
HC A ROLLER WRAP/Doobie

(just for 2cute)
HC UGH?
HC NOOOOOO

HC a roller wrap with a full blown beard and mustache is SO NOT CUTE?
HC he looked a fugly azz mess?
HC he had me staring at him the whole time he paid?
HC I don't know if he is hetero or homosexual?

HC I WILL NEVER DATE A MAN with
MY Hairstyle?
HC how does this sound: "Hey Baby pass me the rollers so I can roll my hair up"?
HC NUKKA you betta get on away from here?

HC I guess he could roll your hair up for you as foreplay?
HC pardon me while I call my brother and tell him to not never get no daggone perm? (pardon my bad English)
HC then let me tell you?
HC my stylist sat me at the middle dryer?
HC I guess it dries the quickest and best?
HC other stylist told her client, "When she is done, get under her dryer?"
HC I finished as predicted but stylist was still cutting SANDY's hair?
HC SANDY was overanalyzing the cut?
HC MOOOOOOOVE B*TCH GET OUTTA DA WAY?
HC I sat there for over 20 minutes?
HC I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE TO WAIT???
HC I LOATHE IT?
HC I GET HUFFY and EXASPERATED and LACED with full blown atitude?
HC anyway I sat there and all of a sudden ol girl who I see every Wednesday when I get there touched me to get her cell phone?
HC she pardoned herself?
HC I was like it's whatever -- no biggie?
HC she asked me was I dry?
HC NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIOTCH I am sitting here all packed up of my graded and ungraded papers with the dryer hood off of my head for nothing?
HC I GOT UP and stomped with my "hate to wait attitude" funk over to my stylist's chair?

HC I had my "I would kick yo azz but I am a Christian pimp walk" in FULL EFFECT?
HC as My stylist combed out my ROLLER WRAP, I mean mugged her?

HC the heffa had offered to skip reading her book to grade my papers?
HC she don't know me like that?
HC I need help or something?
HC oh but yes my hair is undyed, fried, and laid to the side?
HC cancel DC trip?
HC ask Ideal WHY?
HC you all can give her a cyber BOO HISS?
HC I am prooooooooooocastinating?
HC I have to write a remix of the Dear John letter?
HC it is more of a your actions do not equal your words letter and consequently, I'm "Moving On" like Brandy when she was trying to be down but ended up "Brokenhearted"?
HC I was NOT PASSED out the other night contrary to other folks' opinions?
HC ONE HALF of a wine goblet does not get you tipsy unless you are a baby or something?
HC GC IS SMILIE BLOCKING?
HC I deleted about 12 of my smilies already?
HC I NEVER have a full PM box but I get cyber cited by the Smilie Police?
HC BOOOOOOOO HISS?
HC I have to type some more stuff just to get my ratio of smilies to type at a better rate or some mess (imagine "Roland" the Roll Eyes Guy here)
HC yeah I named him?
HC I wish you would clown me?
HC let me see if this is enough?
HC booooooooo hiss it is not?
HC let me see what else do I wanna share with you folks?
hc i wanna take a trip?
hc mofos are not acting right which will lead me to my Dear John e-mail?
HC what is funny is that he e-mailed me today asking me where am I at?
HC well mofo if you bothered to call someone to engage in dialogue you might know where I am at?
HC instead of being out all the time you need to spend some time in?
HC whaaaaaaaat eva?
HC I have coworkers who wanna hook me up?
HC come tomorrow I am hanging my SINGLE WOMAN shingle up?
HC I hate to ramble but I be gosh darned if I get rid of nary another smilie?
HC BOO HISS I Still have too many smilies?
HC
hc
how come
hoooooow come
hoooooooooow da freak come?
hc i submitted to the smilie police and eliminated 2 smilies?
BUT HOW COME THAT STILL IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH for these folks?
How come cyber cops how come?