Bawdy Songs - Page 2

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #1 10-13-2002, 04:14 PM

I LOVE YOU GIRLS!!!!

There are a couple GREAT ones in the Phi Mu Songbook (look in the back, especially the olders ones) but we can't post them.

LIOB

DBPM04 · #2 10-22-2002, 01:57 AM

This is one everyone does but we call it our "phi mu" toast in my pledge class...

"here's to the men we love, here's to the men that love us, if the men we love don't love us, F**k the men and here's to us!!"

DeltaBetaBaby · #3 10-22-2002, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by DBPM04
This is one everyone does but we call it our "phi mu" toast in my pledge class...

"here's to the men we love, here's to the men that love us, if the men we love don't love us, F**k the men and here's to us!!"

Ha, ha, since when does your pledge class drink?

DBPM04 · #4 10-22-2002, 01:09 PM

sighhhhh it's true...our pledge class can't keep up....hell I can't keep up with my 06 pledge kid....

GeekyPenguin · #5 05-27-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by PM_Mama00
Stolen from our Delt Sig chapter... but changed around....

Here's to sister xxx sister xxx sister xxx
So here's to sister xxx who's with us tonite
She's happy she's sleazy
She's so g-d easy
So here's to sister xxx who's with us tonite
So drink mutha-fxa so drink mutha-fxa....etc

The guys version is

Here's to brotehr xxx brother xxx brother xxx
So here's to brother xxx who's with us tonite
He's happy he's jolly
He's horny by golly
etc......

We do both of those...and we also do "She's happy, she's horny, she'll get laid by morning..."

DBPM04 · #6 08-13-2003, 01:32 AM

oh, we do the goblet song but at the end we do "more beer more beer, i say we need more beer, i don't give a damn about any frat man that won't drink a beer with me"

lilbittle · #7 06-13-2005, 01:46 AM

We never said anything about chugging beer. my chapter is more about shots...

Take a shot
take a shot
if you can't take a shot like a phi mu can
you shouldn't have a shot in your m-fing hand!

its great...we all learn it pretty early. however, this is our one and only song.

RoseNWhiteLion · #8 06-14-2005, 10:02 AM

Penguin, my ex used to sing that song. He chanted it to me when I turned 21, making me chug half a bottle of white wine. now that's alcohol abuse. One should never chug wine

DeltaEtaKP · #9 06-14-2005, 04:55 PM

We have a song... "I wanna Man" Does anyone else sing this... It has nothing to do with Phi Mu, but it is a lot of people's favorites. Also, "Cause the Phi Mus do" is another song we sing... Anyone else?

browncrayon · #10 10-02-2006, 01:17 AM

we sing "I wanna Man" at Rho Delta! I am curious about the "Cause the Phi Mus Do" one though...

DeltaEtaKP · #11 10-02-2006, 01:47 AM

This is "Cause the Phi Mu's do..."
When at the bar a campus smoothie
asks me to drink some boozie....
But I say I won't chh chh chh
Cause the Phi Mus don't chh chh chh
When at the door a guy makes passes
I simply put on my glasses
And say I won't chh chh chh
Cause the Phi Mus don't chh chh chh
The world's gone mad today,
wrong is right today
black is white today
Still the Phi Mus say, "keep the upright way."
Well, thank you for the information
(I don't remember this line... maybe 'and take it into consideration')
And say, cause the Phi Mus do...
Do what? What do they do?
Everybody!!!
They go to parties with the Lambda Chis
They go to formals with Phi Tau
The go to old south balls with KAs
They go to Susies with the Pi KA's
They go to derbys with the Football players,
They go to dinner with the PHA's
She's loved by all fraternities,
She's an all fraternity girl.

We also have crash bash, but I cannot post that on here... but if you want the words, you can PM me.

LyonLuv · #12 06-15-2005, 01:56 AM

aaww this is SO fun! My chapter doesn't have ANY baudy songs!! keep sending my way *grins*

Lion Love,
Emily

RoseNWhiteLion · #13 06-15-2005, 11:19 AM

DeltaEtaKP, I don't know that one, send it along!!!

DeltaEtaKP · #14 06-15-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by DBPM04
"here's to the men we love, here's to the men that love us, if the men we love don't love us, F**k the men and here's to us!!"

We use this one too... not as a Phi Mu thing

Just as a group of friends... usually celebrating b-days.

TNPhiMu · #15 06-16-2005, 03:31 PM

We have a couple, but not many of us know them. Just us old girls! We do "I wanna a man", "Rugged but Right," and "Phi Mu honey(I think that's it....). But, we only sing them in the presence of other Phi Mu's.