Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work - Page 45

AlwaysSAI · #**661** 05-27-2015, 12:55 PM

JUST RETIRE ALREADY!

PaddyMaxwell · #**662** 12-15-2015, 01:40 AM

When in presence of your superiors, direct this comment to your co-workers: Work faster, their bonus depends on it!

(true story; really pisses postal management off).

ThetaPrincess24 · #**663** 12-19-2015, 03:54 PM

I'm on a cleanse damn it!! Stop bringing stuff back here for me to sample!

(I work for a catering business).

FSUZeta · #**664** 03-18-2016, 12:41 PM

How about just contemplate things rather than react- you will probably have less apologies/ backtracking.

IndianaSigKap · #**665** 03-18-2016, 08:08 PM

I'm adult, you're an adult. Why do you need to have someone talk to me for you?

honeychile · #**666** 01-11-2017, 06:43 PM

Simply, "I quit. You can speak to my (labor law) attorney."

BraveMaroon · #**667** 01-21-2017, 01:26 AM

Thanks for sending the generic "you didn't get the job" email at 8:30 pm Friday. That shows some seriously questionable judgment.

And of course I'm butthurt. You pursued me aggressively for weeks then ghosted.

AB1978 · #**668** 08-23-2018, 08:06 PM

1. If you wanna more work done, try using systems that work more than half the time!
2. Why are the analysts asking for help from the supervisors only to have the supervisors ask the analysts for help with the help???
3. Try supervisors that actually know how to do the job!
4. Good luck winning more contracts with the fools spending 3/4 their time playing on their phones all day!
5. Cut me down and try to throw me under the bus ONE MORE TIME and imma go off on your a$$
6. I work with a bunch of bumbling babbling baboons.
7. What the hell is WRONG with you???
8. Doesn’t anyone care about doing things right????
9. Quantity over quality. Surrre that always works out great.

Yeah I got a ton of these. On a daily basis.

als463 · #**669** 08-23-2018, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

Thanks for sending the generic "you didn't get the job" email at 8:30 pm Friday. That shows some seriously questionable judgment.

And of course I'm butthurt. You pursued me aggressively for weeks then ghosted.

Sorry but, that just sounds like their loss. Something better will come along because things happen for a reason. Good luck finding something that gets you excited. Some place will be lucky to have you so, keep your chin up.

HQWest · #**670** 10-31-2018, 01:59 PM

Sure people want more space - but no one is going to want your office after you died in there so want don't you consider retiring? I am sure that your wife would like to travel more ?
PS - while you are at it - please invest in a new hearing aid. The one you are using does not work. The students do not appreciate you shouting at them.