Senusret I presents hilarious status updates

[VandalSquirrel]

Someone on my friends' list has Four Square check ins as included in their status updates. I couldn't stop laughing when they checked in to the Bonneville County Jail. I find it funny that it is a Four Square location but hey, maybe people might see it on facebook and bail you out, or not.

[33girl]

One of my FB friends is married to a Church Of God - Apostolic minister. She was talking about how awesome he is in her status and said "You just don't know how much this man loves his sheep!" Now of course I know what she means, Jesus loving his flock and all that, but dang. Most women could not write that sort of thing about their husband without getting .

[Senusret I]

lollllllll

[Senusret I]

College Friend: "Syracuse leaving the Big East makes one thing certain. There is no real reason for Hoyas to think about you people again."

His Friend: "Wow...who will Hoyas fans hate now?"

College Friend: "Maybe a school that is our equal."

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by 33girl

One of my FB friends is married to a Church Of God - Apostolic minister. She was talking about how awesome he is in her status and said "You just don't know how much this man loves his sheep!" Now of course I know what she means, Jesus loving his flock and all that, but dang. Most women could not write that sort of thing about their husband without getting .

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

Rihanna's last name is Fenty. CONSPIRACY!!!!! CY! CY! CY! eh. eh. eh.

LOL

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

Someone on my friends' list has Four Square check ins as included in their status updates. I couldn't stop laughing when they checked in to the Bonneville County Jail. I find it funny that it is a Four Square location but hey, maybe people might see it on facebook and bail you out, or not.

I work at a psychiatric hospital. There have been 20-something check-ins there. I pray those are employees "checking in" at work instead of patients right before they hand over their phones during the admission search.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by Jen

Where is this new feature? I'm interested to see if I'm historically funny.

It randomly pops up on the far-right column. I don't think everyone has that feature yet. It looks like they've also started adding friends' old statuses to the list.

95% of my old statuses are ridiculous. I always read them when I need a chuckle.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

95% of my old statuses are ridiculous.

Case in point:

Dear Cotton -

After all that my people have done for you throughout the years, I pray that you'll find it in your heart not to split my pants any further in the frank-and-beans region. Please hold it together for the next 3.5 hours.

Regards,
k_s