Real Housewives of Miami

[LikeASista]

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes

Did anyone else watch? I'm still unsure of how I feel about these women. Not sure if I really like any one of them yet. I'll keep watching just because I enjoy trainwrecks.

LOL!! I've had to watch the 1st episode over and over again trying to grasp these women, but ... to no avail. I'm having a tough time. However, I'm still curious about them. I certainly was NOT prepared to see the number of celebrities at the beginning , but that might have been Bravo's way of attracting our attention to the show. I hope I can connect with the cast, and learn more about each women's genuity through the show. I'm still ready and waiting for NY houswives, though.

[Benzgirl]

I watched it and probably will not again. I wanted to break my TV everytime the one from Brazil was on. I found it more shallow and more annoying than the other housewive shows.

[socalGPhiB]

Oh thank goodness! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who wasn't a fan of Miami. Just seemed kind of boring compared to the other cities. The ladies are hard to connect with and I was disappointed no one from Miami Social was on (I liked that show!). I did like the scenes of the Pippen family (nice to see a basketball player who *hopefully* is committed to his family) and the random scene with Rodman but I don't think that's enough. My DVR is already set for NYC and OC... oh and Bethenny Ever After, love her!

[LikeASista]

What the FUDGE!!!!! Mugshots already????

http://portfo.li/celebrity/1400686-m...busted-for-dui

The Hollywood Gossip
Marysol Patton and Mother: Busted for DUI!

Marysol Patton is off to a stellar start as a reality star.

The Real Housewives of Miami cast member was busted on suspicion of drunk driving in January 2010, according to the Florida State Attorney's Office. She avoided jail time by pleading no contest to a lesser charge of reckless driving.

What makes this story even better? Her mother was arrested for the same crime a few months later!

[DrPhil]

Leah was being very insensitive at the dinner party. If someone roasts a whole pig, shut the hell up if you find it gross or don't eat pork. There are cultural differences with many things but shut up about it already!

I think Leah is the only nonCuban there. Is that correct?

[BetteDavisEyes]

No. Larsa isn't Cuban. She's Assyrian Lebanese.

[irishpipes]

Adriana is Brazilian

[DrPhil]

The "witch mother" was on Watch What Happens Live with newlywed Marysol.

They showed pictures of the "witch mother" from 30+ years ago. She was BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS. She looked like Sophia Loren.

What the HELL happened?! Did she suffer a stroke? Did she have a lot of plastic surgery to maintain her youthful good looks? Did someone cast a spell on her?

[LikeASista]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

They showed pictures of the "witch mother" from 30+ years ago. She was BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS. She looked like Sophia Loren.

What the HELL happened?! Did she suffer a stroke? Did she have a lot of plastic surgery to maintain her youthful good looks? Did someone cast a spell on her?

OMGosh!! I was wondering the same thing! I'm sure she got some lip implants, and her face seems stretched too far backwards or something. She is not nearly as old as she looks (from what I understand). I certainly get a kick out of her, though ... and Marysol seems like such a sweetheart.

But Cristy is workin' my NERVES!!! Her entire demeanor is just annoying. She's like a gum-poppin' 15-year-old.

[CutiePie2000]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

What the HELL happened?! Did she suffer a stroke? Did she have a lot of plastic surgery to maintain her youthful good looks? Did someone cast a spell on her?

She looks like a wax figure that stood too close to a flame and is "melting" and falling apart. BLECH.

[Benzgirl]

At first, I thought it was bad plastic surgery, now I'm convinced it is awful plastic surgery. It looks as if she did pieces and parts but nothing fits together. Kind of like a jigsaw puzzle where you use pieces from 3 different pictures. She definitely had her lower face done but it looks like she didn't have a mid-face lift. It also looks like she had a brow lift without the blepharoplasty.

Whatever it is, she moves her lips like Charley McCarthy

[LikeASista]

Christy has the absolute WORST weave job ... PERIOD. That is all.

[DrPhil]

LOL. Did anyone watch the reunion on Watch What Happens Live?

This must've been a rush reunion because they had to sit there instead of getting the big reunion room like other Bravo shows.

It was a funny and extremely argumentative reunion. They showed Andy Cohen trying to moderate and his head was going from side to side trying to keep up with (literally) both sides of the argument.

I need Cohen to stop whatever he's doing to his face. Tanning, botox, plastic surgery? Whatever it is, STOP IT!!!!

[LikeASista]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

LOL. Did anyone watch the reunion on Watch What Happens Live?

This must've been a rush reunion because they had to sit there instead of getting the big reunion room like other Bravo shows.

It was a funny and extremely argumentative reunion. They showed Andy Cohen trying to moderate and his head was going from side to side trying to keep up with (literally) both sides of the argument.

I definitely saw it, and I'll be honest, I wondered why they decided to have the reunion LIVE on the air, instead of promoting it the way they did the OTHER reunion shows. I have a feeling he knew it was going to be heated, and just decided to allow them to go at it for all to see. I had no idea there was THAT much hostility between those women. Adriana is a pitbull!

[Splash]

I could barely watch it. It was non-stop yapping at each other like chihuahuas. I LOVE Andy Cohen, though.