For $7000, she won't talk back, or cook or clean.

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by DiamondAthena

Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?

And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.

[Psi U MC Vito]

Originally Posted by I.A.S.K.

And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.

Almost made me spit oatmeal on my laptop.

[DiamondAthena]

Originally Posted by I.A.S.K.

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.

And that's another thing... I didn't read the article but I assume it doesn't walk... So unless when they say women have inquired about them, they mean lesbians.... A manbot would be significantly heavier. Who the hell wants to (or even can) lug that big piece of dead weight from said hiding place to the bed (or dining table if you're feeling freaky)?

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by DiamondAthena

And that's another thing... I didn't read the article but I assume it doesn't walk... So unless when they say women have inquired about them, they mean lesbians.... A manbot would be significantly heavier. Who the hell wants to (or even can) lug that big piece of dead weight from said hiding place to the bed (or dining table if you're feeling freaky)?

Maybe it'll be like the Bowflex. Its delivered to your home easy to get I mean set up. It could come attached to a board with retractable wheels so you can just roll it under the bed when you're through.

This could be good. Think about it. You get it on the bed have your way with it and when you're done and it asks you to make it a sammich you can just push it off and roll it on under the bed.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by DiamondAthena

Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?

I'm actually not surprised by any of this. It's sad what things have come to. I mean, with the porn industry being as big as it is, and it grows daily. So, it doesn't surprise me that someone would spend 7 grand for a sex toy.

Well, I don't think it's because people don't get a ton of company, I think it's because the sex they crave daily is never satisfied. It's actually a sickness, and the moron who created this mechanical monster is part of the problem, because he's feeding these men, and making money doing it. I mean, it's like selling a cocaine addict more cocaine to give her/him a temporary fix for the addiction.

eta: I'll bet the majority of men who will order this thing are married, so it's not the lack of company. At least I don't think it is.

[DiamondAthena]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

I'm actually not surprised by any of this. It's sad what things have come to. I mean, with the porn industry being as big as it is, and it grows daily. So, it doesn't surprise me that someone would spend 7 grand for a sex toy.

Well, I don't think it's because people don't get a ton of company, I think it's because the sex they crave daily is never satisfied. It's actually a sickness, and the moron who created this mechanical monster is part of the problem, because he's feeding these men, and making money doing it. I mean, it's like selling a cocaine addict more cocaine to give her/him a temporary fix for the addiction.

eta: I'll bet the majority of men who will order this thing are married, so it's not the lack of company. At least I don't think it is.

I always consider myself somewhat of a "cool" wife... I don't bi**h about HALF the crap my husbands friends wives do, but I'll be damned if you're gonna have a robotic "piece" on the side... If between me and your hand you can't be satisfied, then you DO have a problem and need genuine help not a way to have more sex!

Originally Posted by I.A.S.K.

Maybe it'll be like the Bowflex. Its delivered to your home easy to get I mean set up. It could come attached to a board with retractable wheels so you can just roll it under the bed when you're through.

I'm glad we have a platform. Can you imaging the scare that fugly face could give an unsuspecting child looking for their ball that rolled away!? LMAO.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by DiamondAthena

If between me and your hand you can't be satisfied, then you DO have a problem and need genuine help not a way to have more sex!

I agree with you, but most men who go to strip clubs are married. I don't know why that is, but it's true. So, I'm thinking the same thing would happen with this thing.

[christiangirl]

I feel like this should border on psychological disorder...this is more than just a "toy," this is sex with an actual machine. And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee?

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

why is her bottom lip so big?

[33girl]

Until they perfect the "pleasure-bot" - forget it.

[Brett]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

...and best of all Xanthus won't have to worry about knocking it up!!!

Don't be a dick.

Originally Posted by christiangirl

And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee?

If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Brett

If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

That's what I thought.

Originally Posted by Brett

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy.

[Brett]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy.

Haha, I thought that too, but it would still be pretty shitty cleaning it out. I would rather just have a few extra on hand that I could replace it with.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by Brett

Don't be a dick.


If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

XITY



and I find it absolutely HIGH larious that you would even CONSIDER using one so if it's that much of a question, USE A CONDOM...oh...that's right you don't.

Make sure you use sanitary cleaner when you're done.


...and wash your hands.


...also, make sure your kid doesn't find it.

[Brett]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

XITY



and I find it absolutely HIGH larious that you would even CONSIDER using one so if it's that much of a question, USE A CONDOM...oh...that's right you don't.

Make sure you use sanitary cleaner when you're done.


...and wash your hands.


...also, make sure your kid doesn't find it.

Hey shit for brains, when did I say I was thinking about buying one? I didn't. I used myself as an example to ask a fucking question.

Now, who's the dickhead who started the thread?