They've Made Enough Money by Now. . .

[CrimsonTide4]

I am @ mom's listening to the Tom Joyner Morning Show and they are doing THEY HAVE MADE ENOUGH MONEY BY NOW. . .

Jermaine Dupri, Aaron Hall, Morris Chestnut, and Shemar Moore have made enough money by now to get those teeth fixed.

Jermaine Dupri has made enough money by now to get his face rectified.

Mariah Carey has made enough money by now to stop wearing her 8 year old cousin's clothes.

[Steeltrap]

Mike Tyson and Shaquille have made enough money by now to seek speech therapy.

Evander Holyfield and Shawn Kemp have made enough money by now to get a vasectomy or at least, use condoms.

[CrimsonTide4]

Tom said that SHAQ has made enough money by now to be able to pay someone to shoot his free throws for him. I did not want to tell you because I know how much you love the SHAQ Diesel one himself buuuuuuut the truth has to be told.

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Tom said that SHAQ has made enough money by now to be able to pay someone to shoot his free throws for him. I did not want to tell you because I know how much you love the SHAQ Diesel one himself buuuuuuut the truth has to be told.

Yes, I do love myself some Shaq Diesel, but I agree w/Tom. If he's not going to shoot his "throws" correctly, he should pay someone to shoot them.

[AlacrityZK]

Michael Jackson has made enough money to re-color his skin.
Beyonce has made enough money to go get an ab-sizer, she is tummylicious.
Too Short has made enough money and hasn't got his teeth fixed
Kobe Bryant has made enough money and still hasnt found a decent barber to cut his hair.
Brandy has made enough money to get her braids taken out of her head!!!
Mary J Blige has made enough money to come up with her own lyrics and beats to a song..(She has done too much sampling)

[ClassyLady]

Michael Jackson has made enough money to buy himself a nose, some melanin, and about 100 pounds.

Shaq has made enough money to get his teeth whitened. (That's a shame when they look yellow on TV)

Beyonce has made enough money to have a hairdresser that will not have her in a magazine with her tracks showing

Ginuwine has made enough money to hire a stylist who will tell him that a grown a$$ man has no need for baby hair.

Jermaine Dupri has made enough money to get some lifts for his shoes, so him an Bow Wow can stop looking like classmates.

Snoop Dogg has made enough money to cut those nasty chin hairs.

[CrimsonTide4]

Brian McKnight has made enough $$$ by now to STOP WEARING HIS SON'S SHIRTS!! His shirts are sooooooo tight sometimes, no wonder he sings Falsetto

AJ on 106 & Park has made enough $$ by now to either get a full head of dreads or braids BUT not BOTH!!

[NOWorNEVER]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

Jermaine Dupri, Aaron Hall, Morris Chestnut, and Shemar Moore have made enough money by now to get those teeth fixed.

...so had Nas
*Lil Kim has made enough money to go to therapy for low self esteem.

[lil_sunshine]

I'm LMCBAO here, people! I think that...

1. Marcus Camby has made enough money to get his teeth fixed!
2. Shaq has made enough to buy his sisters and brother new cars and still retire!
3. JD has made enough money to get plastic surgery to make himself a lil bit taller!
4. About Lil' Kim, she has enough money to buy herself some self-esteem!
5. About Brandy, if she takes out her braids, she still hasn't made enough money to grow some more hair in the areas where she has bald spots!
6. Beyonce has enough money to fire her mother and hire someone else as her new hairdresser
7. Shawn Kemp has enough money to buy some common sense (who told him to have like 9 kids with like 8 different women???)

That's all I can think of for now. Will be back soon with more.

[CrimsonTide4]

TTT

Bruce Bruce has enough money now to buy the next size UP in his suit jackets so he can stop looking CHOKED while telling jokes.

[Honeykiss1974]

Oh my! Y'all have me riz-zolling up in here!!!
But for real, Shaq REALLY does need to enroll in Speech 101

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
TTT

Bruce Bruce has enough money now to buy the next size UP in his suit jackets so he can stop looking CHOKED while telling jokes.

Ok this is to funny to me because i was just thinking the same thing Friday when I saw one of there infamous re-runs. He does look a lil bit tight in the collar!

Master P has made enough money to not pimp his own son out ! (Lil' Romeo need to have his a$$ in school...how you gonna be in elementary school with your own house! )

[AKA2D '91]

Ya know, we THINK that these people have made enough money (by now), but I saw something recently that made me go hmmmmmmmm,maybe not.

Yesterday on Larry King Live, the repeated the show with the late Robert Urich. I heard him say that prior to his cancer diagnosis, he was thinking that he should think about retirement and how he spent his money. He said that he had SUCH an extravagant lifestyle that he HAD to work continuously. At this particular time, he had been in the business over 25 years, this was in 1996. Usually at this time, people are talking about retirement, etc. It was after this that he decided to sale his home in Utah and get a more "modest" home, and reduce the family's spending habits. Not too long after this, he was diagnosed as having cancer. He said he always thought he would have a heart attack or something, since heart disease was in his family.

I said that to say, these people probably need to work to afford their habits. If he was LIVING LARGE, then what about these other people you all have listed?