Man Gets Paid To Impregnate Neighbor's Wife

[moe.ron]

Tried 72 times? Something's not working.

[aephi alum]

Here comes the trainwreck...



Three times a week without regard to the woman's cycle? Um, yeah. Women can't just get pregnant on any random day.

[starang21]

LMAO!!!!!

all i wanna know is.....

where do i sign up?

[SydneyK]

LOVE this part: "When his own wife objected, he explained, 'I don't like this any more than you do. I'm simply doing it for the money.'"

Riiiiight. You know he was loving it! Being paid to have sex three times a week? Sounds like a man's dream job!

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by SydneyK

Sounds like a man's dream job!

Now come on... he's a married man. He was merely trying to support his family.

Sounds like pure hell to me. You apparently have no faith in humanity.

[SydneyK]

Originally Posted by Kevin

You apparently have no faith in humanity.

I guess you're right. I'm going to blame that faithlessness on stories like this one.

I wonder how much Maus' wife paid the man who impregnated her? When her hubby told her how much he was being paid for his services, I bet she was secretly thinking, "$2500?!? That's not nearly enough! Or else I got ripped off!" Or, maybe it was the other way around. "Wow. $2500, huh? I got a great deal!"