In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates - Page 7

nikki1920 · #1 03-27-2009, 11:57 AM

um. translation please?

DiamondAthena · #2 03-27-2009, 10:18 PM

___________ is PJ'ing it around town, itz fakkin suppa outside pplz!!!!

Comment from _______'s friend " ok boo... let's talk english now lol.."

Gusteau · #3 04-02-2009, 10:43 AM

I saw this status and immediately thought "greekchat!"

Another one of my Dad's random cousins PLEASE God let (Daughter's name) make #2 TODAY or it will be a stressful night!!!...

TMI!

AGDee · #4 04-02-2009, 12:07 PM

I'm really glad that none of my friends are as lame as the friends y'all have!

Gusteau · #5 04-02-2009, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gusteau

Another one of my Dad's random cousins PLEASE God let (Daughter's name) make #2 TODAY or it will be a stressful night!!!...

TMI!

The same cousin YAY...my prayer was answered! Now, I can look forward to calm, relaxing nite

...

Someone's comment "Yay - she pooped?"

AOEforme · #6 04-04-2009, 03:03 PM

Dude I went to High School With work 330-630, then andy's afterwords???

He's apparently applying -300 J to whatever Andy does after he speaks.

WinniBug · #7 04-04-2009, 06:42 PM

What differences between sides of my family.....

Cousin on Mom's side is loving learning how to cook! tonight its clams with white wine garlic butter sauce as course 1 and filet mignon with garlic mashed potatoes and asparagus as course #2!

yuuummm, I'm hungry!

aaaand...
Aforementioned Cousin on Dad's side tipsayyyy az a mutha!!! I love my biotch my bay bay and definately dyllin mikel!!! (lovin life biznatchs don't hate)

tri deezy · #8 04-04-2009, 08:51 PM

This gem just came from the brilliant pregnant girl who's on and off with Armando from my earlier post. Again, brilliant.

Ms. Has-no-clue-what-she's-talking-about is looking up survival gear! SCREW OBAMA AND HIS ANTI-GUN HATRED! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN GUNS! Obama is probably going to ban guns and someone will come into YOUR HOUSE and take away your right! Screw that! I WILL GO OUT FIGHTING!

What newspaper does she read...? Right..

I'm sure that she is really going to need an AK-47 to protect her house. She is just so utterly uninformed and wildly rabid about it that it's laughable. Also, what part of any gun law has ever threatened to walk into a mentally and legally fit person's house to take away their guns? On second thought, maybe she should be worried because she might not be mentally fit to own a gun. Haha

agzg · #9 04-04-2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tri deezy

Also, what part of any gun law has ever threatened to walk into a mentally and legally fit person's house to take away their guns? On second thought, maybe she should be worried because she might not be mentally fit to own a gun. Haha

Actually, in Chicago if you get pulled over and you have a (now-expired because it's illegal) permit to carry a concealed weapon, you have to take the cops to your house where the cops will confiscate your handgun.

tri deezy · #10 04-04-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by agzg

Actually, in Chicago if you get pulled over and you have a (now-expired because it's illegal) permit to carry a concealed weapon, you have to take the cops to your house where the cops will confiscate your handgun.

Because it's concealed? But if it's at your house, then it's not in the car with you. I'm not getting this. Is it just the permit? That doesn't make sense.

agzg · #11 04-04-2009, 10:48 PM

No. Handguns are illegal to own in Chicago. If you had a permit to carry a concealed weapon (when it was legal) and you're still carrying it in your wallet, it's indicative that you did not turn in your handgun when handguns were outlawed. So the police officers will follow you to your house and force you to turn in your handgun.

Shotguns are still legal, as long as they're not sawed off.

We had a friend who was pulled over for speeding, and while looking for his driver's license the police officer caught sight of his concealed carry permit. So they took him to his house, searched his house, and took his nine millimeter handgun.

I should add that shotguns are not practical for home protection purposes.

tri deezy · #12 04-04-2009, 11:58 PM

There's no way that would go federal.

AnchorAlumna · #13 04-05-2009, 01:41 AM

OK, this was posted earlier:
"Myself along with a number of my friends are interested in starting a local sorority."

I'm tearing my hair out! I CANNOT STAND HOW "MYSELF" IS BEING SUBSTITUTED FOR "ME" AND "I."

WHAT is wrong with "I along with a number of my friends"? NOTHING! IT IS CORRECT! WHY do people insist on "myself?"

OK.

I feel better now.

Thank you!

WinniBug · #14 04-05-2009, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AnchorAlumna

OK, this was posted earlier:
"Myself along with a number of my friends are interested in starting a local sorority."

I'm tearing my hair out! I CANNOT STAND HOW "MYSELF" IS BEING SUBSTITUTED FOR "ME" AND "I."

WHAT is wrong with "I along with a number of my friends"? NOTHING! IT IS CORRECT! WHY do people insist on "myself?"

OK.

I feel better now.

Thank you!

I think it makes them feel more edjimacated

AGDee · #15 04-05-2009, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnchorAlumna

OK, this was posted earlier:
"Myself along with a number of my friends are interested in starting a local sorority."

I'm tearing my hair out! I CANNOT STAND HOW "MYSELF" IS BEING SUBSTITUTED FOR "ME" AND "I."

WHAT is wrong with "I along with a number of my friends"? NOTHING! IT IS CORRECT! WHY do people insist on "myself?"

OK.

I feel better now.

Thank you!

It would sound even less awkward to say "A number of my friends and I..."