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08-23-2011, 10:22 PM
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an ex-boyfriend's status just now:
Vacation.... Where too, and when..
 Really? Where also??
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08-23-2011, 11:50 PM
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Oh joy. More status updates from a soon to be family member (aka nephew's baby mama).
"i cant believe how agressive is my daughter ! she bet up her tia amiee for trying to take her toy ... wow im really suprised where she learn this behavier .. because i sure hvent tought her.. my mother says that she sure is my daughter ."
"Having a grate day at school ! All my instructres are funny !this is going to be a good semester"
"I'm feeling like I'm not going to tolerate nothing no more !"
NOTE: This genius is starting her first year in college. Alas, she asked me to help her with her first paper due next week. My head is going to explode from the bad spelling, grammar errors, horrible language and her overuse of slang in her writing. *headdesk*
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08-30-2011, 09:57 AM
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This bit of FB effery courtesy of...surprise! A dumb-ass cousin (but not from the dumb-ass side):
I just read that President Obama came back "1 day" earlier from his summer vacation because of Hurricane Irene....ummm I love you and all O but I'm sorry the President should not be able to take vacations!....Lol I'm just saying.....America is *#*!ed up..we need you working everyday..all of u over there in Washington....doing what ever it is that yaw say you are doing!!! No summers no Weekends..no nothing!!! Lol
Does she realize that even when Obama's on vacation, he's working? Probably not, because they don't teach you that in Online College when you've been going for the past 15 years.
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08-31-2011, 10:25 AM
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rilly =/= really
That is all.
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09-08-2011, 05:51 PM
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College roommate's college dropout cousin
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i hate waking up from naps and getting bitched at dang can i wake up in piece. wtf
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 He also sucks at "to" and "too."
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09-27-2011, 11:58 AM
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Not bad grammar but rather the best FB status evaaaaarrr:
"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All true copy and paste gotta have hearts. ♥"
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09-27-2011, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
Not bad grammar but rather the best FB status evaaaaarrr:
"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All true copy and paste gotta have hearts. ♥"
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Just posted this as my FB status. 
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09-27-2011, 10:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by christiangirl
Not bad grammar but rather the best FB status evaaaaarrr:
"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All true copy and paste gotta have hearts. ♥"
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HAHAHAHAHA! So posting this as my Facebook status. 
Here's another grammar gem from my relative: "omg im starting to feel the pressure of college. im wroking a paragraph that is taking me hours just because my professer is so picky! image when i have to write 10pg essays ... i am going to go insane !"
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11-11-2011, 11:04 PM
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OK, not bad grammar, but many GCers will read this and laugh.
A girl from my HS (not a friend but we have mutual friends) posted about her new van that immediately died as she was driving it home, and then went on to talk about how her life is a mess, she's divorced & lives in BFE & still works for her dad, yadda yadda. One of our mutual friends (after everyone else wrote hang in there, etc) then says "let me introduce you to Arbonne! call me." I thought I was going to shit. I honestly think she was being serious. REACH THE ARBONNE!!!
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11-12-2011, 11:32 AM
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Saw this thread and just had to post in it...
There are some girls I am Facebook friends with who like to start drama on facebook. And they are IN COLLEGE. They are friends with the girls they have issues with then post statuses complaining about the aforementioned girl then get in a verbal war with them on the status! It's so ridiculous.
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12-14-2011, 10:53 AM
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BUMP!
One of my cousin's best friends just posted,
"How many golds is too much for women?"
Most of the women said one was too many.
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09-27-2011, 08:02 PM
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Gem of the day: "so wat if i smoke pot and drink im in college do u really expect me to read all the time?"
On the other hand this bit isn't bad grammar, but just as annoying...
Various people have been posting the whole "Facebook is going to charge you money if you don't repost this". A few have countered by changing their profile pictures to this:
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01-07-2012, 12:10 AM
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One of my sisters' friends on t_witter
Aint shyt 2 do n da k [Ain't shit to do in da K (Killeen)]
Why do these adults think this is OK?
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01-07-2012, 03:34 AM
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Unfortunately, I am related to this atrocity:
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Cousin #1 (status): Wbat a nite One of my niggas get into a fihjt snd thr otha ohta one gets fucked but...what a nite wit my sis
Cousin #2: Ummm...yeah, you can't type.
Cousin #1's friend: Lol Naw shawty that's him stuttering while he type.lol
Cousin #2: He called me 'Shawty' - LMBO! I think that just reversed my age by 10+ years
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01-08-2012, 02:35 AM
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hee hee^^
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