In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates

[IrishLake]

Maybe a typo? I'm full of typos.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

Maybe a typo? I'm full of typos.

That's one hell of a typo lol

[IrishLake]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/social....pt=P1&iref=NS1

I thought this was relevant to annoying FB things.

[dreamseeker]

this is someone's name on fb: Pöpebúsybräindnonchalant Churchill

o_o

[pshsx1]

Originally Posted by dreamseeker

this is someone's name on fb: Pöpebúsybräindnonchalant Churchill

o_o

Boogthetattedupdevilgottamake Sureuwatchingoutforthewackness Causeimmaeightmilenthfolife


And we have 22 friends in comment. SO MUCH JUDGMENT.

[ree-Xi]

1. What's with the pictures of a bunch of girls taken from behind?
2. What's with the pictures of a bunch of people jumping in the air?
3. Here are some random posts from my cousin's page:

truth is, our history clas is amaizng and i laove u soo much!


bedd soooooon; hopefullyy shoppingg tomaroww? textt ♥


4. Posted for its ridiculousness...since 1977?? What???
You are one of my 14 favorite girls. If I don't get this back. I'm obviouslynot a good friend *sniffle*. Now, I have a game for you. This game hasbeen played since 1977 Once you read this, you must copy and send it to14 of your favorite chicas within 10 minute =D

[LucyKKG]

Originally Posted by ree-Xi

4. Posted for its ridiculousness...since 1977?? What???
You are one of my 14 favorite girls. If I don't get this back. I'm obviouslynot a good friend *sniffle*. Now, I have a game for you. This game hasbeen played since 1977 Once you read this, you must copy and send it to14 of your favorite chicas within 10 minute =D

Lol how was it posted in 1977? Post-it notes? Office memo?

[TPA85]

UUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay [Girl's name] we were standin RIGHT There .. so if u had a prob u should have come and said sumtin we werent worried bout nothin but obviously u were That y u punk ass had to go home jump on face book and start runnin ur mouth.. and u are REALLYY fucked up runnin ur mouth bout a lil boiii..4Real..GROW UP bitch .u got urs comin .. forreal .. u aint nothin but a joke u n ur family so F*** you

......This girl is 22 years old. We grew up in the same neighborhood and went to the same schools.....

I'm actually embarassed for her.

[33girl]

http://freshpomes.blogspot.com/2010/...w-to-cope.html

[Munchkin03]

On one side of the family, they're always posting "Inspirations of the Day," even though my heathen ass is more pious than all of theirs combined. I saw this on my cousin's page. This wasn't him, but a friend. See if you can decipher this:

"well hit dat nail rite on da head cuz there r times i am not myself u no sumtimes i just feel da pressures of da world & its xpectations squeezing da breath outta me den theres dem confused days da single parent blues days & den da awww man back n da days days but with all dat bein said i still try to maintain my sanity with keeping a strong base faithfully & spiritually"

Worse yet, people are liking it! I can't even understand it to determine if I like it or not.

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by Munchkin03

See if you can decipher this:

"well hit dat nail rite on da head cuz there r times i am not myself u no sumtimes i just feel da pressures of da world & its xpectations squeezing da breath outta me den theres dem confused days da single parent blues days & den da awww man back n da days days but with all dat bein said i still try to maintain my sanity with keeping a strong base faithfully & spiritually"

My best shot at a translation:

Well, hit that nail right on the head, (be)cause there are times I am not myself. You know, sometimes I just feel the pressures of the world and its expectations squeezing the breath out of me. Then, there's (those) confused days, the single parent blues days, and then the, "Aww man, back in the day..." days. But with all that being said, I still try to maintain my sanity with keeping a strong base faithfully & spiritually.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by Munchkin03

"well hit dat nail rite on da head cuz there r times i am not myself u no sumtimes i just feel da pressures of da world & its xpectations squeezing da breath outta me den theres dem confused days da single parent blues days & den da awww man back n da days days but with all dat bein said i still try to maintain my sanity with keeping a strong base faithfully & spiritually"

Precisely, old chum. There are times when I no longer feel as if I am truly myself. The incredible pressures from society's expectations are like an inescapable grip squeezing the very air from my lungs. Some days I feel confused, some days I feel like singing the blues due to being an unmarried parent with a child, other days I reminisce upon happier times. However, despite these trials and tribulations, I manage to maintain a sense of mental stability due to the strong faith and spiritual background I have developed over the years.

/my interpretive translation.

[dreamseeker]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Precisely, old chum. There are times when I no longer feel as if I am truly myself. The incredible pressures from society's expectations are like an inescapable grip squeezing the very air from my lungs. Some days I feel confused, some days I feel like singing the blues due to being an unmarried parent with a child, other days I reminisce upon happier times. However, despite these trials and tribulations, I manage to maintain a sense of mental stability due to the strong faith and spiritual background I have developed over the years.

/my interpretive translation.

<333333333333

[pshsx1]

This shit. Off my feed. NOW.

Aint no pussy better than new pussy...#justsayin

[ree-Xi]

Some 2011 highlights:

lmfao oh u wishh u had the fat ass (; lmfao!!!!!! anddd yeah yea w can enertain everyonee in gym like we always do, excpet for when i was crying, that was horrible everyone hated that my whole study was like ughh this isnt jess as shitt lol andd yeah i do have a stomahhhh and big oneee!

likee: youur my bestefriendd ♥ & ii can truust youu with my shitt ii sayy! & how youur just thoughhtful (sometimes] lmfao ! Firstt impression: funn to be myy bestiee. Ratee: 10 baybayy P.s. imissyou ♥