In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates - Page 4

Gusteau · #1 03-11-2009, 09:59 PM

Not nearly as heinous as any of these but I need someone to commiserate with:

Some Idiot is reevaluating his waist size.

Seriously? Give me a break

Dad's Cousin who randomly has a Facebook is waiting for Tim to come home.

Oh good, because I was just sitting here wondering what my random relative through marriage was doing at this exact instant. Why do people feel the need to document and publish every moment of their lives?

APhi Sailorgirl · #2 03-12-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gusteau

Why do people feel the need to document and publish every moment of their lives?

Totally agree. Although a lot of people are attention wh0res.

My sister in law/brother in law would update both of their status' when my sister in law was in the hospital having a stint put in her heart. I'm sorry how about instead of going home and updating your FB status, you worry about the crisis at hand!

KSigkid · #3 03-12-2009, 02:18 PM

I guess I'm lucky...my Facebook friends are fairly well-behaved. Once I told the high school people I wasn't going to the reunion, I didn't get any more messages about it.

Of course, I got a million invites to Obama supporter groups, when people knew I didn't support him, but I think most of those were people messing around with me.

Smile_Awhile · #4 03-11-2009, 11:21 PM

My middle school friend is realizing how much i love being from the south

in tennessee//headed to georgia[loving my girls!] rEaDy FoR fRiDaY,,fiNaLLy GoiNg HoMe! yaye textme.

The sad part is, she was actually intelligent then. And didn't bother with random capitalization... And she updates it like this at least once a day.

ETA: Oh, I forgot. Much overuse/misuse of capitalization.

ETA2: And then I started searching for more craptastic ones...

MizZ ♥ iS NEED F0R S0ME ADViCE FB00K! i MESSED UP i REALLi L0VE THiS PERS0N THE ARE HURT WHAT D0 i D0 T0 MAKE UP! iM REALLY S0RRY.

What I hate more than that though: those people who don't use their first name as their name on Facebook.

My favorites:
MizZ PrinceZz Firstname Lastname
Firstname SymplieBewtifuhl Lastname

lovespink88 · #5 03-11-2009, 11:38 PM

I'm sure I'll be sharing a lot of this girls statuses...

Random highschool classmate's little sister is Me&Brittney=P.I.T.S. omgg tooo funnnyy

haha; i love it; I love you Nicole ♥ Out laterr;text me;Real World tonightt!! I wanna go awayyy for SB FML!♥

What???

IlovemyAKA · #6 03-12-2009, 12:40 AM

Jacked Grill " is waiting for an opportunity to bust it wide open...."

Some KId L0VEz hER biG CUSziN:***** (ShES MY hEARt)l0lS N JASMiNE ShANtRELL Y0U 2 N ETC. .... *2MUCh StRESz*

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Sigh WiLL B3 6 MONTHz 2MRRW,M3ANWHiL3 iM BOUT TOO 3AT.! W3LL THATZ A 3V3RYDAY THiNG,i LOV3 MY TOO M3N.! "R3AL SHiT.

I.A.S.K. · #7 03-12-2009, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

Jacked Grill " is waiting for an opportunity to bust it wide open...."

Some KId L0VEz hER biG CUSziN:***** (ShES MY hEARt)l0lS N JASMiNE ShANtRELL Y0U 2 N ETC. .... *2MUCh StRESz*

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Sigh WiLL B3 6 MONTHz 2MRRW,M3ANWHiL3 iM BOUT TOO 3AT.! W3LL THATZ A 3V3RYDAY THiNG,i LOV3 MY TOO M3N.! "R3AL SHiT.

@ purple...WOOOOOOOW! Sad! SMH.

IlovemyAKA · #8 03-12-2009, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by I.A.S.K.

@ purple...WOOOOOOOW! Sad! SMH.

haha--your color choice is funny. Guess his greek affiliation.

Quit Poking Me! Need's more than ICandy,I need a meal Brains,Beauty & Style..

^^^
How are you going demand qualities that you don't even have?!

Senusret I · #9 03-12-2009, 09:42 AM

KSig RC · #10 03-12-2009, 01:23 PM

Sorry dudes, you're going to take the brunt of this one for no real reason . . . look, I get that there's a reunion coming up, you stupid fuck, but why would you send me a facebook message asking for the phone number or email address of SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS ON FACEBOOK YOU STUPID FUCK. Seriously. Same network you're using to annoy the balls off of me. Very simple, Corky Thatcher. This does not have to wind up with me shaking my head at my desk and wondering how on Earth someone decided to pay you money to do anything other than get naked. I hope you get ovarian cancer or get killed by fire.

UGAalum94 · #11 03-12-2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KSig RC

Sorry dudes, you're going to take the brunt of this one for no real reason . . . look, I get that there's a reunion coming up, you stupid fuck, but why would you send me a facebook message asking for the phone number or email address of SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS ON FACEBOOK YOU STUPID FUCK. Seriously. Same network you're using to annoy the balls off of me. Very simple, Corky Thatcher. This does not have to wind up with me shaking my head at my desk and wondering how on Earth someone decided to pay you money to do anything other than get naked. I hope you get ovarian cancer or get killed by fire.

At the risk of antagonizing you further today, maybe the other person had the foresight to block this idiot?

Senusret I · #12 03-12-2009, 01:30 PM

In a couple of years, they have built a home sweet home....

KSig RC · #13 03-12-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

In a couple of years, they have built a home sweet home....

It really was completely small-faced.

Senusret I · #14 03-12-2009, 04:53 PM

"...Is sayn im thru fuckn wit ghetto bytchez. I dont owe no hoe ne explaination nor bar down 4 nun. Bytchz stop sayn yall real when u not. Certified uneducated hoez."

indygphib · #15 03-12-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

"...Is sayn im thru fuckn wit ghetto bytchez. I dont owe no hoe ne explaination nor bar down 4 nun. Bytchz stop sayn yall real when u not. Certified uneducated hoez."

Pot, meet kettle.

Good lord. Reading this makes my brain hurt.