Little Miss Perfect/Toddlers and Tiaras

[KSUViolet06]

These moms are the college "heli moms" of tomorrow.

[carnation]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

These moms are the college "heli moms" of tomorrow.

LOL! These trashy kids aren't going to college! Every 'professional' pageant kid I've known has barely made it through high school. Like y'all were saying: look at the moms! Do you think that an education is a priority for them?

And I don't think we have to worry about them going Greek if they do squeak into college.

[ColdInCanada11]

I'm sorry, Mackenzie wasn`t being "cranky", she was being the spawn of Satan. HUGE difference.

[tinydancer]

This show is like a train wreck - you can't help but look.

I hate it when the little girls make that "fish face" or put their fist under their chin and wobble their head. That looks stupid. I'd take off points for anyone who did that (yeah, fine judge I'd make)

[honeychile]

Originally Posted by ColdInCanada11

I'm sorry, Mackenzie wasn`t being "cranky", she was being the spawn of Satan. HUGE difference.

ROTFL! True, so true. And her answers to questions about other contestants or her wins? "I don't care."

Can you imagine what these kids would be like if they got married? It would put whole new meaning into Bridezillas!

[epchick]

My favorite girls are still Jane aka "this is like my dream pageant" girl, and the little hispanic girl (forgot her name) where she likes tea parties and also had a 'dream pageant' type comment.

They were ADORABLE!!!

[MUSK81]

I agree about the name Mackenzie ... the only one I knew of for a long time was MacKenzie Phillips and when it started getting popular, I was like "Who in the world wants to name their little girl after a cokehead sitcom actress?"

[KSUViolet06]

Why on Earth would someone spend this much money on something that makes your kid scream and yell like freaking Linda Blair in the Exorcist?

If I were McKenzie's mom, I wouldn't even bother.

Sidenote: Why is she still sucking a pacifier? She is way too old (we got ours taken away around 2ish.) Those aren't good for your teeth.

[Kappamd]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

Why on Earth would someone spend this much money on something that makes your kid scream and yell like freaking Linda Blair in the Exorcist?

If I were McKenzie's mom, I wouldn't even bother.

Sidenote: Why is she still sucking a pacifier? She is way too old (we got ours taken away around 2ish.) Those aren't good for your teeth.

Because her mom is clueless.


Sidenote, but I thought Daisy was adorable.

[KSUViolet06]

Yeah every now and then, there are girls on the show who seem to actually LIKE doing pageants and have a good attitude about them (aren't bratty, are gracious when they lose). Their moms generally aren't AS crazy as the others and say things like "you did a good job/there's always next time."

[KSUViolet06]

Ew @ this ep's pageant being named "America's Trezured Dollz." Failz.

Also fail: "My daughter is going to luxuriate across the stage at this pageant." WTF?

And OMG @ those feathered cupid/whatever MONSTROSITIES that mom apparently paid for. Whoa.

I was SO SAD seeing the way that mom talked to her daughter. "I am NOT happy with you!" Seriously? She is TWO YEARS OLD.

If you put my 2-year-old nephew on stage and tell him to do something, with TOYS in full view, he's not going to do anything you tell him. Because he's TWO.

Whoa @ the pageant taking their money. I used to babysit a girl who did these and the amount of money just to ENTER has always been ridiculous to me.

On a more positive note, this ep had one mom who was NOT fat. This brings the number of non fat moms on this show to about 2. lol.

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

On a more positive note, this ep had one mom who was NOT fat. This brings the number of non fat moms on this show to about 2. lol.

LOL. Little Miss Perfect has way more slimmer mom's than T&T. Maybe LMP is more "elite" or something????

[BabyPiNK_FL]

Did you see Kennedy's feet when her mom took her off stage after swimsuit? Put shoes on her if she's going to be wandering for 1 1/2 hours! EW!

[BabyPiNK_FL]

It seems like LMP tries to stick to major pageants. Where as T&T goes to pageants that are organized in middle america-type towns by people trying to rip you off... lol

[ree-Xi]

This episode was just classic. I haven't laughed this much in a while. Some thoughts:

1. A two-year old has done 85 pageants? Were some of them in the womb?

2. Did you hear the 6-year old? She said that her favorite part of doing pageants is swimwear, because she gets to show her stomach and shake her butt.

This is her fifteen years from now:




3. Why would the mom of the two girls want them to look like drag queens?

4. Why does a 6-yo need a facial?

5. Nice wig, mom. The braids are really your style.

6. The entree fee is $375, but there was a coupon in the paper for $100 off. The director wouldn't honor the coupon because the mom registered before the coupon was advertised. She said that she felt "scammed". You're just coming to that conclusion now?

7. "Dolls" has no "Z". I missed the enhanced spelling of "Treasures".

8. Don't you think the "before" pics are much cuter than the "after" pics?

9. If I hear "the total package" one more time, I'm going to bedazzle my ears shut.

10. Enough with the kissy face, the snorkling "Wipe out" move, and holding up their feet with their hands as they hop around.

Lolz @

- the pageant being late - three times, then the director stealing all the money.
- the brothers laughing when mom said they like to make their sister feel like a princess.
- the coached kid saying with a frown on her face "I'm really excited to go on stage."
-Mom: "Kennedy was in a great mood this morning, playful, ready to go!" Kennedy: "I want to go hoooome!"
-Mom to a 2-year old "Why did you cry (after seeing a table full of pink toys that you can't get and mama yelling at you on stage?)."
- the pageant director - "These people drive me f'n crazy."
- crowning when you have 2 participants in your age range.
- IOUs for prizes.