Hazing research paper

[CrackerBarrel]

Copied for emphasis:

Originally Posted by CrackerBarrel

I actually think it would be really funny to surprise your professor. Instead of looking for reasons Greeks haze, research the causes of the strong and growing anti-Greek sentiment amongst the teaching faculty at American universities.

I'm being completely serious here, it's a relevant topic to cultural psychology and I'm sure plenty of professors would be willing to speak with you as primary sources for the paper.

[Kevin]

Maybe you should cite the (very) scientific poll we've conducted about hazing. It's stickied to the top of the forum.

[PhiGam]

Fraternities dont haze anymore. Everyone knows that. Hazing is illegal, immoral, and a sad part of our past that we are forced to acknowledge now.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by PhiGam

Fraternities dont haze anymore. Everyone knows that. Hazing is illegal, immoral, and a sad part of our past that we are forced to acknowledge now.

This is evidenced by the fact that our insurance companies don't even charge us for anything other than the postage that it takes to send statements. They do this because they know they'll never have to cover a claim involving hazing and that we're all good people, so why charge?

Trust me. I'm the moderator of a major Risk Management forum. In fact, if you're writing a paper, feel free to quote me as a "hazing scientist."

Also, re: the poll... the only people who voted "Yes we haze" were non-greeks just trying to start trouble.

[PANTHERTEKE]

Originally Posted by PhiGam

Fraternities dont haze anymore. Everyone knows that. Hazing is illegal, immoral, and a sad part of our past that we are forced to acknowledge now.

Lol..

[Troll Buster]

Originally Posted by clturg

I need help with a few surveys regarding frat & sorority hazing. Any responders would be greatly appreciated.
1. Name (first only)

2. What year are you graduating/graduated?

3. Were you ever involved in hazing rituals? If yes, explain.

4. Do you know anyone involved in hazing?

5. Why do you think that individuals agree tp participate in the process of hazing rituals?

6. May I use your response in a research paper for Social Psychology?

Why TF won't you just go to the library? Only a troll would ask dumb ass questions like these on a public message board.

BTW: I'm watching you.

[33girl]

When you're all alone,
Pick up the phone
And call
Troll Buster!

[socialite]

Originally Posted by 33girl

When you're all alone,
Pick up the phone
And call
Troll Buster!

THAT's whats funny...

[Troll Buster]

Originally Posted by socialite

THAT's whats funny...

Still watching you.

ETA: Don't you know how to use the quote feature? You're rubbing me the wrong way minute by minute.

[socialite]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Troll Buster]

Originally Posted by socialite

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What are you laughing at? I've had my doubts about you too.

I've got my right eye wide open...looking at you.

[socialite]

LOL... Okay thats fine with me...

[Troll Buster]

Originally Posted by socialite

LOL... Okay thats fine with me...

As long as we have that understanding. I have a list of screen names that I know are trolls. I have a list of screen names that I know are not trolls and are real members posting for greekchat's continuing success. Then I have a list of screen names that are under suspicion. The ones that rub me the wrong way. The ones I keep my right eye on. Your screen name is on that list at this time.

[socialite]

[If I may] Why?

Btw is a troll just someone who comes in and causes trouble? I remember one you busted with Immanuel Lewis or something in a dif. thread but I was just really confused the whole time...

Feel free to PM me btw if you'd rather handle my naivety in private =D

[Troll Buster]

Originally Posted by socialite

[If I may] Why?

Btw is a troll just someone who comes in and causes trouble? I remember one you busted with Immanuel Lewis or something in a dif. thread but I was just really confused the whole time...

Feel free to PM me btw if you'd rather handle my naivety in private =D

Yes. I did help in the busting of the Emmanuel Lewis troll. Usually trolls aren't very bright and have an extremely difficult time spelling as you've just done in the spelling of "Emmanuel Lewis". "It" itself also could not even spell it's own name correctly. Red flag number one.

Trolls usually get very little if no responses at all from real greekchat members, unless it's for entertainment purposes only. I don't see a lot of members responding to your posts. That's red flag number two.

Trolls usually don't carry a siggy, but occasionally they do to try to fit in. Often times it's a lame siggy that doesn't make sense such as your own. Now, I am aware that that is not always true, but it does happen. That's red flag number three.

I have a greekchat PhD in busting trolls. I'm not always correct in my troll classifying, but most of the time I am. I have not completely classified you as a troll at this time....I'm just watching you right now. That's all. Nothing to be alarmed about, but just watch your back, because you never know, I just may be standing right behind you.

I don't do PMs.

ETA: You are correct. Trolls usually do cause trouble, but they generally start off friendly and normal like you. Usually they fade away and leave if they realize they're not being effective. I can usually classify a troll by the screen name and post number. Your screen name rubs me the wrong way and your post number is very small. I have also noticed that you mention law school quite a bit. A real member usually knows about the field they are in or want to go into. You haven't done that. Another reason why you are moving higher on my list of things to bust, is because you are having a conversation with me about trolls. Why? If you are a real greekchat member, why are you so concerned about me watching you?

I'm watching you with an open right eye.