Could you survive without the How Come thread? - Page 13

AKA2D '91 · #1 03-28-2002, 12:04 PM

Porque I don't know...mannnnnn?
Porque I did what I said I was gonna do this morning?
Porgue It was what I said it was?
Porque it didn't take a day out of my life to do what needed to be done?
Porque I'm ret to roll now?
Porque vroom-vroom?

AKA2D '91 · #2 03-28-2002, 01:10 PM

HC the other morning, I was on my way to work?
HC I'm speeding as usual?
HC, as usual, I see some of the same colleagues around the same time at the same spot?
HC, this particular morning it was gray, drizzling, foggy at 6:55 AM?
HC, I'm going down this 4 lane highway approaching my school?
HC it's not uncommon to see students walking to school ON THE SIDEWALK?
HC, as colleagues are going down this highway/street, this ONE student is in the middle of the right hand lane?
HC I told you it was gray/foggy/drizzlilng?
HC she had her hand extended out as if she were doing a routine for "Stop in the name of Love"?
HC all traffic swerved into the left lane?
HC when I passed, I was

?
HC I realized who she was?
HC I was too outdone?
HC this chick was standing there in the middle of the street thinking someone was going to pick her up?
HC in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET and LESS than 100 feet from the school?
HC she was out there for like 20 minutes?
HC this girl has issues?
HC she begs students for their food?
HC she eats food out of the garbage can in the cafeteria?
HC she has SERIOUS EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS?
HC I didn't pick her up?
HC 1: she has issues?
HC2: I didn't know if she had "flipped out"?
HC3: student or no student, she could have tried something?
HC 4: I along with other colleagues that got there before me kept going?
HC when I got to work, everyone was talking about her and what she was out there doing?
HC I said, all that time she was trying to stop traffic, she could have been at school?
HC once she made it to school, she was sent directly to the disciplinarian?
HC she said she missed the bus and her mother was gone, so she needed a ride to school?
HC she is lucky to be alive?
HC all it would have taken was for one driver to not have been paying attention and she would have been on the front hood of a vehicle like that old Grandma was on the intro of the Wayans Brothers?
HC ya'll, it was funny, but sad at the same time?
HC? HC? HC?

The Original Ape · #3 03-28-2002, 01:11 PM

Porque I'm glad that's ALL it was, GOODIE!!!
porque I wish you good travelin'!
Porque you STILL should get a Toyota, or Honda!

Ideal08 · #4 03-28-2002, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original Ape
porque yo no vengo a greekchat porque hay demasiado burros aqui para mi?
Porque voy a visitarles e'r now and nen?

PQ te entiendo perfectamente?
PQ he pensado en tomar un hiaitus de gc?
PQ realmente, no puedo, porque soy addicted, y tambien soy moderator, entonces, aqui estoy?
pero, PQ te entiendo?
PQ les llamaste 'burros?'
PQ eso es muy chistoso?
PQ he aprendido ignore-les?
PQ no puedo entender por que algunas personas sienten la nececidad (sp?) a empezar mierda?
PQ les ignoro? LMAO @ ignoro!!! LOL!

PQ me alegro que estas bien?
PQ le dije a tu bruh (dm) que me voy a Cleveland esta fin de semana, y es posible que vengo a Akron quando devuelvo a Columbus?
PQ no se si tu, tu novia, y el tienen cosas hacer, porque es Pascual?
PQ si ellos no tienen nada hacer, yo y Loverman les visitaramos!?

HC I cannot even BELIEVE this heffa is not gon' tell me if she got pierced or not?
HC that must mean the cow wussed out?
HC CT4 is lightweight MIA?

HC there's a story in this paper about a mother and son dying together FROM NATURAL CAUSES?
HC that sound a little iffy to me?
HC the article says "Inseparable in life and death?"
HC that is some scurry and eerie mess right there?
HC I have to potty?
HC the pastor's name at the church that the funeral is at is Bishop Odell McCollum?
HC that only makes me think of Sister Odell from Steve Harvey's church?
HC I wish he had said what church he went to?
HC I still think some ol' foul play went down?
HC I have NEVER heard of two relatives dying at the same time, of the same thing, in the same house?
HC that is some

y mess right there?

HC I can't think of anything else to tell yall?
HC I wanna keep typing HC's?
HC I'ma just let it go, lol?

CJUS · #5 03-28-2002, 02:47 PM

HC my 39 year old cousin was up in my nephew's funeral looking like a straight hooker off the movie the MACK with the vinyl black thigh high boots, white sweater mini dress, quarter lenth mink coat, pony tail that came down to her a$$, whites eyeshadow and silver lipstick when she is as black as tar.

HC her mother had on a big a$$ lime green hat, with a lime green feather, a lime green coat with the cuffs resembling sheep wool which was also lime green, a lime green dress, lime green stockings (pantyhoses), lime green boots (made kinda like snow boots with the sheep wool fur (lime green).

WTH!!!!

Steeltrap · #6 03-28-2002, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJUS
HC my 39 year old cousin was up in my nephew's funeral looking like a straight hooker off the movie the MACK with the vinyl black thigh high boots, white sweater mini dress, quarter lenth mink coat, pony tail that came down to her a$$, whites eyeshadow and silver lipstick when she is as black as tar.

HC her mother had on a big a$$ lime green hat, with a lime green feather, a lime green coat with the cuffs resembling sheep wool which was also lime green, a lime green dress, lime green stockings (pantyhoses), lime green boots (made kinda like snow boots with the sheep wool fur (lime green).

WTH!!!!

HC your relatives disrespected that little baby's memory by drawing attention to themselves like that?

HC I will be 39 in about a year and a half, and couldn't imagine looking like a hooker in "The Mack" at any time?

techie_girl_44 · #7 03-28-2002, 03:46 PM

HC sometimes my job irritates me?
HC it's not the job, it's the people?
HC normally one person in particular?
HC this person has been here for going on 4 years?
HC he acts like he is dumb?
HC scracth acts like...he is dumb?
HC I always have to clean up his messes and explain to him what he did wrong?
HC that should work the other way around?
HC uggggghhhhh?
HC he tries to techno-babble people who know a little less than him?
HC sometimes he tries that mess with me and my coworkers?
HC we straight up tell him that techno-babble will not cover for his lack of knowledge about his job?
HC I really needed to vent that?
HC thanks y'all, for letting me?

Happydaysf91 · #8 03-28-2002, 04:14 PM

HC...its been 'hot' as heck in the Alpha's house
HC...people of 'all' color have been acting off 'da hook'.
HC...I didn't think the thread 'whites and homosexuals' should have been closed.
HC...there is some drama now in the NAACP and 'Thank you' thread.
HC...people can't respect others opinions and move on.
HC...just because people's opinions differ, 'we' have a 'unity problem in here?

HC....

The Original Ape · #9 03-28-2002, 04:55 PM

Porque, mi querida, no me dijiste que te llevas aqui?
Quando?
Quizas vamos encontrar a un "club"?
Porque No sabere hasta viernes?
Porque te necesito a escribirme este viernes?

Por favor?

AKA2D '91 · #10 03-28-2002, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happydaysf91
HC...its been 'hot' as heck in the Alpha's house
HC...people of 'all' color have been acting off 'da hook'.
HC...I didn't think the thread 'whites and homosexuals' should have been closed.
HC...there is some drama now in the NAACP and 'Thank you' thread.
HC...people can't respect others opinions and move on.
HC...just because people's opinions differ, 'we' have a 'unity problem in here?

HC....

HC Soror, that is a whole heck of a hot mess over there?
HC I can't even understand the idea that if I can't "stand" someone, that means I "hate" them?
HC what's that all about?
HC I'm sooooooo happy that we know how to handle situations of THAT magnitude over here?
HC peeps need to establish some "Shedding the Light" or something? LMAO!

ClassyLady · #11 03-28-2002, 09:53 PM

HC I didn't feel that the White and Homosexual thread should have been closed either?
HC some people always get squeamish when it comes to racial issues?
HC not talking about race issues is the reason why we still have race issues?
HC I enjoyed reading the posts?
HC people can't agree to disagree?

Ideal08 · #12 03-28-2002, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original Ape
Porque, mi querida, no me dijiste que te llevas aqui?
Quando?
Quizas vamos encontrar a un "club"?
Porque No sabere hasta viernes?
Porque te necesito a escribirme este viernes?

Por favor?

PQ se me olvido que me voy?
PQ vamos a una fiesta en el sabado para la amiga mejor de mi hermana?
PQ no se donde esta la fiesta?
PQ te dire en el viernes donde esta?
PQ si venemos a Akron, llevaramos en el domingo, cerca de la una?
PQ te escribire manana (viernes)?
PQ me hermana JUST me llamo?
PQ es una fiesta de casa?
PQ pense que esta en un club?
At any rate, pq te escribire manana?

sphinxpoet · #13 03-29-2002, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ideal08

PQ se me olvido que me voy?
PQ vamos a una fiesta en el sabado para la amiga mejor de mi hermana?
PQ no se donde esta la fiesta?
PQ te dire en el viernes donde esta?
PQ si venemos a Akron, llevaramos en el domingo, cerca de la una?
PQ te escribire manana (viernes)?
PQ me hermana JUST me llamo?
PQ es una fiesta de casa?
PQ pense que esta en un club?
At any rate, pq te escribire manana?

How come I took French in High School and College?
How come I am not gonna break out the French in here?
How Come today I paid for my life membership?
How come I am now a life member of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity Inc!
How come I am preparing for our regional conference?
How come I am so tired right now?
How come i am posting at 11:44 pm?
How come Barbara Walters is going to have and interview with Bin Laden's Brother on Friday?
How come it is now 11:45 pm?
How come I am out?
How Come I HAVE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FANS!
06-08 ya know the rest........

Sphinxpoet

AKA2D '91 · #14 03-29-2002, 12:57 AM

HC that's great, Sphinx?
HC I looked into that myself, some years ago?
HC the operative word is "looked"?
HC I'm only a life member of the alumni association?
HC that was reasonable?
HC the Life Membership into the Sorority is a Grip?
HC I cannot wait until I become one?
HC big props to the man who has millions and millions of fans?

LMAO!

HC Exquizit is MIA?
HC I want to know how or why she's learned to get along with peeps and keep her trap shut?
HC inquiring minds would like to know?
HC Happy Easter, SpringBreak and all that?

Ideal08 · #15 03-29-2002, 10:05 AM

HC I heard it yall?
HC normally, I CAN'T STAND this noise?
HC today it brought music to my ears?
HC I just heard BIRDS CHIRPING outside my window?

HC I can't get moving?
HC I need to listen to Jill?
HC I don't wanna go to work today?
HC I'd rather stay home and play video games?
HC I'd rather chill for real?
HC I gotta gotta got ta gotta gotta gotta get up?